I Forgot That I Remembered
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"...the very thing I struggle with every single day (Parkinson's disease); is the same thing that enables me to write - paradoxicity methings - Kevin.
"I Forgot That I Remembered" provides a glimpse into the day to day challenges of a person living with a chronic disease. Kevin relates the various struggles he deals with while living with Parkinson's disease. Those with a chronic illness can relate in many ways to his unwanted changes and adaptations. His unique writing style and humor may have you laughing, yet the reality in the stories may bring tears.
Each story relates different aspects of life with a chronic illness. They are arranged like the occur in life - random and unplanned.
"I am still amazed at how little I ever knew about Parkinson's. My father-in-law had a tremor, and that's all I thought the disease was. You have helped me to understand the toll PD takes on the body and mind." - DC
"Very good read! You have a very accomplished writing style that takes ordinary events and makes them interesting and humorous, while also educating people about Parkinson's disease. - JA
"Threw care to the wind, and read your book yesterday afternoon. Visualize someone sitting in the recliner reading an entire book in the silence of one's own hom: literally spontaneously laughing out loud, while feeling utterly gutpunched at the reality...all at the same time. Powerfully brilliant! Bravo!" - NR
Kevin T Boekhoff
Kevin resides in Sioux Falls, SD with his wife Katie of 34 years, his Yorkshire Terrier, T-Bone Dickens. He has done many things in his life from auto body repairman to Baptist pastor, which show up in his humorous stories. Once Parkinson's disease entered his life, he began writing creatively in earnest. Many have compared his unique sense of humor and writing style to Patrick F. McManus. Kevin has published two books. "I Forgot That I Remembered" is a humorous look at life with Parkinson's disease, and "Just Me: Humorous, Helpful & Odd," which is a humorous look at day to day life. Kevin is currently working on a Gospel Ventriloquism book, due out in the spring of 2014. He currently writes a column for Plains Magazine http://plainsmagazine.com/ called: Life's Amusing Moments. He has had several humorous stories published in The Motor Market magazine (www.themotormarket.com), Clever Magazine (www.clevermag.com), The Storyteller Magazine (www.thestorytellermagazine.com), Humor Press (www.humorpress.com).
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I Forgot That I Remembered - Kevin T Boekhoff
I Forgot That I Remembered
By Kevin T. Boekhoff
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Copywrite 2012 by Kevin T. Boekhoff
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Cover design by Katie Boekhoff
Photo by Katie Boekhoff
This book available in print from the author at http://kevintboekhoff.wordpress.com
All scripture quotations in this book are taken from the King James Version (1611) of the Bible.
Acknowledgements
First of all I must thank my wife, Katie, for living Parkinson’s disease with me, as well as helping me with clarity in my writing.
I also, thank my Lord Jesus Christ for helping with the spiritual aspect of life. I don’t know why He allowed Parkinson’s disease into my life, but He has shown me that this book is one of the purposes of it.
A special thanks goes out to Shantelle Boekhoff, Donna Cross, Joyce Heiser, and Mary Freeman for their proofreading efforts and encouragement.
I must not forget Susan Schrader, the editor of the National Parkinson Foundation South Dakota chapter newsletter, who felt my essays worthy of inclusion in the newsletter, and encouraged me to put together this book.
I also want to acknowledge the NPF/SD Newsletter, in which various forms of this book’s pieces first appeared: I Forgot That I Remembered,
Thoughts on Thoughts,
Yawnimals,
I Don’t Smell So Good,
Writing on Writing,
The Problem That Never Was."
2 Corinthians 1:2-6 Grace be to you and peace from God our Father, and from the Lord Jesus Christ. Blessed be God, even the Father of our Lord Jesus Christ, the Father of mercies, and the God of all comfort; Who comforteth us in all our tribulation, that we may be able to comfort them which are in any trouble, by the comfort wherewith we ourselves are comforted of God. For as the sufferings of Christ abound in us, so our consolation also aboundeth by Christ. And whether we be afflicted, it is for your consolation and salvation, which is effectual in the enduring of the same sufferings which we also suffer: or whether we be comforted, it is for your consolation and salvation.
Table of Contents
Introduction
PMS
Writing on Writing
I’m Not Doing MS
It’s Condensation Not Perspiration
A Memorable Day
I Don’t Smell So Good
Thoughts on Thoughts
I Hurt Therefore I Am
Aggravation Day
Bodily Betrayal
The Yawnimals
Stuck Foot
Lost in the Bewilderness
The Fangster
Going Forward in Full Reverse
Get Up, Get Up, Let’s Go
I Forgot That I Remembered
The Headache with Migraine Meds
The Contortium
Change Changes Things
Sleep Interrupted
Spinning Out of Control
My Personal Trainer
Sudoku-ku
Raising Cane
Work, a Spectator Sport
The Bleepazoids
Waxed to the Max
Appy Day
Debatable Debris
Maximum Insultation
My Ambitionary
Paddletales
I Am My Own Doppelganger
Cerebral Freezer Burn
Bonus Material
The Problem That Never Was
My Pocket Watch
Disaster Assistance
My Uninvited Guest
Glossary of Fabricated Terms, etc
About the Author
Introduction
Theories abound as to why Parkinson’s disease affects some people and not others and how it manifests itself differently. Since other much more qualified authors have delved into that arena, I will only share my experiences, thoughts and reflections. You will find some to be humorous, some helpful, and some a little odd – like me!
I wrote this book to help me find humor in life, to encourage other Parkies,
to help those who know someone with Parkinson’s disease, and to be a spiritual encouragement as well. My desire is to offer inspiration and hope to those with a chronic debilitating illness.
I am told that I have a skewed perspective on stuff. All I know is that I enjoy finding humor in things. All in all, I enjoy life. This book is just me finding humor in my struggles. I am a Christian so that element is interspersed within these pages, as well. Humor and the Lord’s help are my greatest allies, so I included My Uninvited Guest
to help anyone interested in knowing how Jesus can help and how they can know Him, too.
Over twenty-five years ago I discovered that I enjoyed creative writing when I read Patrick F. McManus and found I could write in a similar manner. Unbeknownst to him, he awakened the writer in me. In high school I attended the bonehead English classes that focused more on grammar than literature – praise God! Perhaps more of that stuck with me than I realized.
Writing is therapeutic – I have fun when I write, consequently I feel better physically as well as emotionally. Then there is some inner need to inflict my humor on someone else – I hope you enjoy.
By the way, be sure to use the glossary for the definitions of the words I made up, and a couple others, as well.
If you would like more information on PD contact: National Parkinson Foundation South Dakota Chapter, 1000 N West Ave, Suite 220, Sioux Falls, SD 57104, 605-271-6113, 'http://npfsouthdakota.org Email: info@parkinsonsd.org.
To reflect the unpredictability and haphazard traits of Parkinson’s disease, I have left the essays in an unsystematic order, similar to the way they occur: plus, what works today many not work tomorrow, but then may work again the day after.
PMS
The other day we were in a second hand store, and the checker asked my wife, Katie, if I qualified for the senior discount. I had already come to terms with this aspect of my life when a waitress at a restaurant insisted I have their senior discount punch card even though I was not yet fifty-five . At first I wondered why she thought I looked old, at least old enough to be considered a senior. However, I consented quietly, without protest, or enthusiasm, when I thought about having PD, which I felt qualified me for it, and I have since routinely taken advantage of it without any guilt. However, my wife, being of sound mind and honest demeanor said that I did not qualify for the discount at this store since my 55th birthday had not arrived, yet. I started for my wallet preparing to whip out my restaurant seniors’ punch card as proof that I did, indeed, qualify. But Katie stood her ground. Even AARP considers me worthy of their benefits, but not Katie.
You can have some of my years,
proposed the guy behind us in line.
Really?
I asked, Do they come with experiences or are they basic models?
Whatever way you want them,
he offered.
Do you mean that you would give up your experiences? That’s where you get your wisdom.
I explained to him.
Yup, you can have them whatever way you want them,
he reiterated.
Dear,
I consulted my wife, That is a great deal. What do you think? Should we take advantage of acquiring some
fully loaded years?
No, it’s not worth it. Someone else’s experiences won’t help you,
she said, nixing my idea.
But just think how smart I would be.
I countered.
You are assuming he is going to give you his good years; you could end up with the years he did stupid things, and thus, incur even more stupid tendencies.
She reasoned.
She had me, I knew she was right. So, with my enthusiasm adequately squelched, I turned him down.
She did annoy me a bit, however, when she turned down the senior discount simply because I was underage. Who would have thought being underage would be a problem at fifty-four? At any rate, I believe that my PMS cancels out any such technicality. Oh yeah, PMS stands for Pre Maturely Seniorized
- in other words, early onset old age. Essentially, PD ages one prematurely, so, I reason, the senior discounts should apply even if one is technically underage.
Next time, if confronted with being carded at fifty-four years old, I am going to claim I have PMS.
Writing on Writing
Recently, the editor for the NPF/SD newsletter, asked me to write on writing, I let the idea simmer in my mind a few days. Then, suddenly the urge to write prompted me to go to my computer. I sat down on my chair made from an automotive bucket seat, and looked around at my eclectically decorated desk. Die cast cars contrasted by Bev Doolittle calendar pictures surrounded me. I brought up a blank screen on my computer and began unloading the thoughts that had been ricocheting around my grey matter. I wrote for an hour or two - until my PD rendered my mind too foggy to compose anything. Then I ended up staring at the words on the screen and had to return to the project later.
During the night, I scribbled down some thoughts as they haphazardly stopped by to visit my consciousness. The following are some of these thoughts:
I have enjoyed writing for years, but it took PD to take away other distractions before I began writing creatively in earnest. Earlier in life, I would work on things with my hands, but PD makes my hands hurt if I do much with tools. My kids required family time. Various ministries needed my attention, and work demanded time. Writing creatively fell by the wayside – too much to do! Then PD came along and changed everything. Thus, the very thing I struggle with every single day; is the same thing that enables me to write – parodoxicity
methinks.
I love the similarities and subtle differences in words, such as which write is the rite right? I enjoy word parts and rearranging them to create new words, as well as rearranging words to say the same thing in different ways. I rephrase and retell portions of the story until I enjoy them. Going over and over a story, editing it, polishing it, smoothing it, and getting the story to flow until it