Sex with a Mummy (Monsterbangers)

By S. Gater

All the old stories are true: Coexistent with our world of cell phones and fast food is a shadow-world of monsters. Some humans know of the monsters’ existence and react to this knowledge in different ways. Some want to kill the monsters. Some want to live in harmony with them. And a select few want to bang their brains out. Two of these latter humans are Jack and Angela Merkin, a pair of married adventurers who trot the globe, seeking out strange creatures and screwing them silly...

In this story, Jack and Angela penetrate the tomb of Ashakashet, a beautiful Ancient Egyptian queen whose all-too-brief reign ended when puritanical priests, outraged by the queen’s libidinous behavior, put a curse on her, reducing her to a comatose, mummy-like state that can be lifted only if someone has sex with her. The priests figured she’d remain that way forever, since no one in their right mind would want to cozy up to a withered old mummy-woman. But they didn’t count on a man like Jack Merkin. Alas, in order to awaken this Sleeping Ugly, he must get past the jackal-headed guardian of the tomb. Since this immortal beast-man has been on the job for millennia without any kind of sexual release, it look like it’s up to Angela to, um, “distract” him, while Jack plunders Ashakashet’s inner chamber...

A 5,500-word short story.

ADULTS ONLY!!! This story contains explicit sexual content involving strange entities and is for mature readers only.

• Language: English
• Publisher: S. Gater
• Release date: Sep 26, 2012
• ISBN: 9781301959341

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Sex with a Mummy

(In which Jack wakes the dead, and Angela plays with the guard dog)

A Monsterbangers Tale

By S. Gater

Copyright 2012 by S. Gater 

Cover images: Background: File licensed by www.depositphotos.com/Marcin Ciesielski

Mummy girl: File licensed by www.depositphotos.com/Sergios

Anubis: File licensed by www.depositphotos.com/Andreas Meyer

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ADULT CONTENT WARNING: This story contains explicit (and gross) sexual material involving unusual entities, and is for adults only.

Here we are at long last: the lost tomb of Ashakashet, Jack Merkin said as he reined his camel to a stop at the foot of the sandstone steps. Beside him, Angela, his wife and fellow monsterphile, did likewise.

Together, they gazed up the steps at the ancient tomb cut into the side of this forgotten valley in the sun-baked Egyptian desert. A dozen stone pillars thick as redwoods upheld a jutting, square-cut shelf of rock. In the shadows beyond the pillars stood a hieroglyph-covered wall, in the midst of which a dark stone passageway extended straight back into the cliff, the tunnel to the tomb proper.

Well, Jack said. "It seems