The Plot To Destroy Paris! (Winniston High)
By Ian Kidd
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Robert King and James Bellamy knew that their new school was going to be different - but they never expected this! With a teen murderess on the loose, a Headmaster with a dark secret and a gang of teenage thugs who've somehow managed to get their hands on a nuclear bomb, Robert and James' first term at Winniston High is certainly going to be an education!
This outrageously over the top high school spoof series from the writer of "Ian's Gang" will leave you feeling very happy you've graduated!
Ian Kidd
I grew up in South Yorkshire, England, before emigrating to South Australia at the age of sixteen. My writing ambitions began as a child, when I became notorious in my class for writing short horror stories that would probably have them calling in the child psychologists nowadays! I have written everything from non-fiction ebooks to published short fiction, and served as script editor on two proposed horror feature film scripts for an LA based director. In terms of fiction I have written dozens of novellas, including more than 70 stories in the "Ian's Gang" sci-fi adventure series. I still live in Queensland, where I work as a freelance writer.
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The Plot To Destroy Paris! (Winniston High) - Ian Kidd
WINNISTON HIGH SCHOOL – THE PLOT TO DESTROY PARIS!
BY IAN KIDD
© Ian Kidd 2012
Published by Smashwords
CHAPTER ONE
It was their first day at Winniston High School.
Robert King, a somewhat porky fifteen year old, and James Bellamy, his equally malnourished best friend, were outside the school gates with the rest of the new Year 11's, jabbering excitedly about having merged schools. As they were all in identical uniforms - dark trousers, dark blazer with the school's green and white badge emblazoned on the outer pocket, white shirt and black tie with green and yellow stripes - it was difficult for Robert and James to spot Chris in the crowd.
Chris was one of their best friends, a tall, lanky, fair-haired boy who had a sometimes quite nasty sense of humour - that James especially really appreciated. He should have been there by now, but try as they might, they couldn't see him.
The infamous Bugger Braithwaite, however, a would-be school bully who could have been a genuine threat had anyone been anyone to take him even slightly seriously, was another . Over the summer holidays, he had grown his hair and smothered it in styling gel. It was a messy job. Gel was dripping down his left cheek and his hair shone like a halo.
Bugger looks a sight,
Robert remarked.
Doesn't he always?
James remarked, his eyes still scanning for Chris.
* * * * *
Chris Ball was, at that moment, in a rather awkward position. He was trapped in the smallest room. The lock had jammed, and his mother was phoning the fire brigade.
* * * * *
When Chris finally arrived, forty-five minutes late, the yard was deserted but for a gang of out-of-uniform louts and an obviously terrified smaller boy.
Despite