Can You Imagine...? Volume I, The Best of Furry and Freaky things.

By Bobbi G

A collection of some of the best "Can You Imagine...?" columns written about 'furry and freaky' things we love...and loath.

Read about cloning sheep, ballistic balls of fur, new puppy ponderings, methane nights and outrageous butt sniffing confrontations, to name a few.

And if you didn't think spiders were a funny subject, you haven't read what Bobbi G says about the eight legged anomalies she's had the unfortunate experience to cross paths with. "AHHHHHH!" is one way of putting it.

Plus, there are the canine crew's non-stop, knee-slapping antics. Especially when they encountered their first snow fall and the entire world (okay, the backyard) as they knew it...disappeared.

Yes, Bobbi G's humor is so far out-of-the-box, she forgot where she put it!

So if you haven't used your funny bone for a while, you might want to grease it really well before you download your copy of "Can You Imagine...?, Volume I"

Get yours today. Then tell your friends so they can get theirs too!

• Language: English
• Publisher: Bobbi G
• Release date: Jun 4, 2012
• ISBN: 9781476154879

Bobbi G

Bobbi G's been a weekly columnist since 2006. Writing humorous bits, motivational snippets or topical morsels...giving readers a peek at life from Bobbi's endless, and often zany, imagination. Bobbi is also a motivational speaker, changing lives with her witty, yet entertaining words of encouragement. And if that wasn't all, she's an author, award wining artist, cartoonist and all around Jill of all Trades. What doesn't Bobbi G do...windows!

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Can You Imagine…?

by Bobbi G

The Best Collection of Furry and Freaky Things

Volume I

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Copyright 2012

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Table of Contents

What’s Bugging Me?

Spidey Mouse

Do Groundhogs Eat Turtles?

Doubly Delicious

BAL-LIS-TIC

Goose Down and Out

Abominable Snow Dogs

Methane Nights

Things that go CRUNCH!

Fuzz Ball Sassy Pants

Liquid Ammunition

The Adventures of Spunky

Butt Sniffing

Piddle Free

What’s Bugging Me?

Column #3, Published 7-27-06

Hymenopterans…

Huh?

Okay, ANTS, ANTS and more ANTS! Yes, I am the unfortunate victim of immortal ants. Never have I seen so many ants in my life. They actually have the nerve to crawl around the yard like they own the place. (Maybe I should show them the mortgage.) Worse yet, they were in my kitchen! So I did what everyone responsible homeowner does and bought fourteen cans of ant spray and two dozen ant traps. (There’s no such thing as ‘over kill’ when it comes to bugs.)

After putting ant traps, in cabinets, behind the toaster and under the garbage pail, I hosed down the counters, baseboards and inside the cabinets with insect spray. Grinning to myself, I thought the ant infestation would be over. But I didn’t know these ants.

The next morning, after the fumes had abated, I went into the kitchen and there they were…ANTS!..crawling on the counter, in the cabinets and around the sink. Yikes! Ants were taking over the world! (Okay, enough drama.) Besides, for every ant you see, there are fifty thousand friends and relatives you don’t see. Scientifically speaking they are Argentine Ants. And did you know all worker ants are female? Yes, apparently the males are only around long enough to mate with the queen; then they die. Hmmm…well, never mind.

Anyway, exasperated I went back to the store…fourteen more bottles of bug spray later (actually, more like two) and I hosed down the kitchen