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    The Wedding Feast
    The Wedding Feast
    The Wedding Feast
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    The Wedding Feast

    By Jonathan Pidduck

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    Philip awakes - naked and in chains - in the pitch-black living-quarters of a family of murderous inbreds. His only hope of rescue lies with Matilda, their hideously deformed daughter. But will the price she demands for his release be too high for either of them to pay?

    This novel is a black comedy about love, insecurity, and the difficulties one man faces when his potential in-laws are Hell-bent on eating him.

    ***Contains male and female nudity, strong language, and scenes of a sexual nature***

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherJonathan Pidduck
    Release dateMar 3, 2012
    ISBN9781465700728
    The Wedding Feast
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    Jonathan Pidduck

    Jonathan lives in Ramsgate, Kent. He is married, with 4 children. His humorous fantasy books include the Original Halfshaft Chronicles (Slave-Girls and Amazons, Cave-Trolls and Amazons and The Halfshaft Games) and the Further Chronicles of Halfshaft: (Warlocks and Amazons; The Actress, the Witch and the Amazon; and The Wizard and the Amazon). His humorous horror titles include the Wedding Feast Trilogy (The Wedding Feast, Tethered and The Last of the Neanderthals) along with Defunct: Memoirs of a Gentleman Zombie. Other titles include The Craving and The English Refugee. Slave-Girls has previoulsy ranked higher than Margaret Atwood's The Handmaid's Tale in the Amazon Contemporary Fantasy charts and the above books have now had well over 60,000 downloads between them. The Wedding Feast has been published in paperback in Turkey and as an ebook in Italian.

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