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BOOK 2 of the "WEDDING FEAST" TRILOGY
Abigail awakes, naked and vulnerable, in pitch darkness. Her wrists and ankles have been manacled to the floor. One by one, her brutal, troll-like captors come to visit her. Time is short; she is to be the feast at their wedding. No-one else can rescue her. But can she save herself before they dismember her?
Elsewhere, three friends spring a young woman from her cage at an animal experimentation centre. To survive, they must stay one step ahead of the government agent who is determined to recapture her. But was it wise for them to leave her alone in an old caravan in the woods whilst they went off for tea and custard-creams with two unexpectedly frisky old-aged pensioners?
Fantasy horror and tongue-in-cheek British humour combine in this dark and tragic sequel to "The Wedding Feast".
***WARNING: Contains nudity, fantasy horror and inappropriate use of custard creams***
Titles in the series (2)
- The Wedding Feast
1
Philip awakes - naked and in chains - in the pitch-black living-quarters of a family of murderous inbreds. His only hope of rescue lies with Matilda, their hideously deformed daughter. But will the price she demands for his release be too high for either of them to pay? This novel is a black comedy about love, insecurity, and the difficulties one man faces when his potential in-laws are Hell-bent on eating him. ***Contains male and female nudity, strong language, and scenes of a sexual nature***
- Tethered
2
BOOK 2 of the "WEDDING FEAST" TRILOGY Abigail awakes, naked and vulnerable, in pitch darkness. Her wrists and ankles have been manacled to the floor. One by one, her brutal, troll-like captors come to visit her. Time is short; she is to be the feast at their wedding. No-one else can rescue her. But can she save herself before they dismember her? Elsewhere, three friends spring a young woman from her cage at an animal experimentation centre. To survive, they must stay one step ahead of the government agent who is determined to recapture her. But was it wise for them to leave her alone in an old caravan in the woods whilst they went off for tea and custard-creams with two unexpectedly frisky old-aged pensioners? Fantasy horror and tongue-in-cheek British humour combine in this dark and tragic sequel to "The Wedding Feast". ***WARNING: Contains nudity, fantasy horror and inappropriate use of custard creams***
Jonathan Pidduck
Jonathan lives in Ramsgate, Kent. He is married, with 4 children. His humorous fantasy books include the Original Halfshaft Chronicles (Slave-Girls and Amazons, Cave-Trolls and Amazons and The Halfshaft Games) and the Further Chronicles of Halfshaft: (Warlocks and Amazons; The Actress, the Witch and the Amazon; and The Wizard and the Amazon). His humorous horror titles include the Wedding Feast Trilogy (The Wedding Feast, Tethered and The Last of the Neanderthals) along with Defunct: Memoirs of a Gentleman Zombie. Other titles include The Craving and The English Refugee. Slave-Girls has previoulsy ranked higher than Margaret Atwood's The Handmaid's Tale in the Amazon Contemporary Fantasy charts and the above books have now had well over 60,000 downloads between them. The Wedding Feast has been published in paperback in Turkey and as an ebook in Italian.
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