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    Cats, Dogs, Ninjas and Fire-Hydrants. Twitter-Sized Jokes, Oneliners, Punchlines and Observations. With a Foreword by a Random Dude who wanted $10 for it but settled on $5 and a Taco.
    Cats, Dogs, Ninjas and Fire-Hydrants. Twitter-Sized Jokes, Oneliners, Punchlines and Observations. With a Foreword by a Random Dude who wanted $10 for it but settled on $5 and a Taco.
    Cats, Dogs, Ninjas and Fire-Hydrants. Twitter-Sized Jokes, Oneliners, Punchlines and Observations. With a Foreword by a Random Dude who wanted $10 for it but settled on $5 and a Taco.
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    Cats, Dogs, Ninjas and Fire-Hydrants. Twitter-Sized Jokes, Oneliners, Punchlines and Observations. With a Foreword by a Random Dude who wanted $10 for it but settled on $5 and a Taco.

    By Oleg Medvedkov

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    My Cat told me on many an occasion "You are funny". At first I thought he was being sarcastic but then I realized he might actually mean it. I hope. At any rate I decided to record the jokes, one-liners and observations that I come up with. It took some doing and I had to learn how to write (spelling is next on the agenda) but here is volume 1 of "Cats, Dogs, Ninjas and Fire-Hydrants. Twitter-Sized Jokes, Oneliners, Punchlines and Observations." I sincerely hope that you enjoy it. If you smile at least once while reading this book, I would be very happy. It would make me downright ecstatic if you can drop me a line. Look me up on Twitter. Cheers and stay frosty!

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherOleg Medvedkov
    Release dateMar 1, 2012
    ISBN9781465950499
    Cats, Dogs, Ninjas and Fire-Hydrants. Twitter-Sized Jokes, Oneliners, Punchlines and Observations. With a Foreword by a Random Dude who wanted $10 for it but settled on $5 and a Taco.
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    Oleg Medvedkov

    Oleg Medvedkov is a writer of Humorous Novels and Short Stories. He also writes some serious stuff just to show that he can. He lives in Sacramento, CA. His motivation - Cookies, His inspiration - see Motivation, His muse - whoever brings him Cookies. If you think he is mercantile than you know words.

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