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    Punch, or the London Charivari, Vol. 104, February 25, 1893
    Punch, or the London Charivari, Vol. 104, February 25, 1893
    Punch, or the London Charivari, Vol. 104, February 25, 1893
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    Punch, or the London Charivari, Vol. 104, February 25, 1893

    By Various Various and F. C. (Francis Cowley) Burnand

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    Punch, or the London Charivari, Vol. 104, February 25, 1893

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      Punch, or the London Charivari, Vol. 104, February 25, 1893 - Various Various

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      Title: Punch, or the London Charivari, Vol. 104, February 25, 1893

      Author: Various

      Editor: Francis Burnand

      Release Date: September 1, 2007 [eBook #22486]

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      ***START OF THE PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK PUNCH, OR THE LONDON CHARIVARI, VOL. 104, FEBRUARY 25, 1893***

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      PUNCH,

      OR THE LONDON CHARIVARI.

      VOL. 104.

      February 25, 1893.

      MIXED NOTIONS.

      No. V.—AGRICULTURAL DEPRESSION.

      (Scene and Persons as usual.)

      First Well-informed Man. There hasn't been much in this debate on the Addresses.

      Second W. I. M. Oh. I don't know. They've promised a pretty big list of measures. How they're going to find time for the lot I can't make out.

      First W. I. M. (contemptuously). Yes, that's always the way with these Governments. They all talk mighty big at the beginning of the Session, and then, at the end, they've done nothing, absolutely nothing; at least, nothing that's any good to anybody. Parliament's getting to be nothing but a bear-garden. The House won't be a fit place for a gentleman to be seen in soon.

      Second W. I. M. (spitefully). You didn't seem to think it would be such a bad place for one gentleman, about eight months ago. You were after a constituency yourself, weren't you?

      First W. I. M. Well, and what if I was? I told you at the time why I thought of standing. I thought I could do some good, but I precious soon found they were a miserable lot, so I made 'em my bow. Gentlemen, I said, you can worry it out among yourselves, and, when you've agreed, you can let me know.

      Second W. I. M. And they never did let you know, did they? Went and elected another Johnny. Deuced bad taste I call it.

      Inquirer (creating a diversion). Look here, I say, what's all this talk about Agricultural Depression? What does it mean?

      First W. I. M. What does it mean! Why, my dear chap, I should have thought that any schoolboy knew that our agriculture is being simply ruined. If things go on like this, we shan't have a farmer left. They're all on the verge of bankruptcy.

      Inquirer (doggedly). I daresay you're right; but, anyhow, I know, when I was at Chilborough, the other day, I saw a lot of farmers about, and they looked pretty fat and comfortable. That's why I can't make out what it all means.

      First W. I. M. (resignedly). Well, I suppose I must explain it all, from the very beginning. The first point is, we've got Free Trade, and the farmers want Protection; and old Gladstone and all the rest of them say they're not to have it. Well, that isn't likely to put the farmers in a good temper, is it? Then, of course, the Americans, and the Russians, and the Indians see their chance, and they send ship-loads of food into this country, and the taxes have to be paid all the same by our farmers.

      Second W. I. M. (interrupting). What taxes?

      First W. I. M. (flustered). I wish

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