A Portion of Dragon and Chips: Book One, Robot vs Dragons Trilogy
Written by Simon Haynes
Narrated by Graeme Hague
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About this audiobook
Imagine being trapped...
in a primitive land of dragons and warring kingdoms...
... as a robot.
Clunk's lost his memories.
He doesn't know who he is or where he came from.
And there's nowhere to get a recharge.
But fear not, because Clunk is resourceful and intelligent. He won't let marauding dragons, a bloodthirsty queen and a vengeful champion get in his way. Not even the whopping great cast of minor characters all vying to become major players.
But how's Clunk going to escape this medieval madness?
How's Clunk going to get home?
You'll love this hilarious blend of scifi and fantasy, because Clunk is like a mild-mannered Terminator ... except even more stubborn.
Get it now.
This is the first novel in a trilogy. Each book continues plot lines and character arcs from the previous title, with everything wrapping up in book three. They're not stand-alones!
Simon Haynes
Simon Haynes lives in Western Australia, where he divides his time between herding deadly spiders, dodging drop bears, and making up wildly inaccurate sentences like this one.By day he's an author. By night he's also an author.He loves wry, dry humour, and his hobbies include daringly inserting the letter U into words where -- in some parts of the world at least -- this simply isn't the done thing.As for his genre-spanning novels, they include epic fantasy (with robots), scifi comedy (also with robots), middle grade humour (featuring robots AND the wanton use of the letter U), as well as a series of historical mystery novels set in 1870's London. (No, of course there aren't robots in those. He's not completely out of his mind.)When he's not writing Simon is usually renovating his house, sim-racing online, using twitter (@spacejock), gardening, tweaking his book covers, pondering the meaning of the universe and reading, and if you think it's easy doing all that at the same time you should see what he can do with a mug of coffee, a banana and a large bag of salt.When he's not making outlandish claims he likes to count how many novels he's written, and how many genres he's written them in. (Lots and too many.)Finally, if you want to hear Simon reading one of his award-winning stories, you'll find an enticement to join his newsletter here: spacejock.com.au/ML.html
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