Four Takeaways and a Funeral: A Deliciously Succulent Comedy

Written by Kerrie Noor

Narrated by Nano Nagle

Mavis and Lumpy are getting married, but they can’t agree on anything, will they learn to compromise, or will they break up over the size of their wedding cake?

Mavis and Lumpy argue over everything from the venue to the size of the paper plates, and when Lumpy befriends the local Indian restaurant, their relationship spirals out of control. 

Mavis’s sister arrives to “sort things out”. She wins over Lumpy with hilarious budget ideas that would have Scrooge tap dancing. Mavis wants to tap dance on her sister’s head and is on the verge of throwing it all away when her mother dies.

With a funeral befitting a sitcom, sibling rivalry on par with a Shakespearean tragedy, and a dying mother's impossible wish; Mavis and Lumpy’s relationship crumbles like a burnt chapatti.

Will the funeral be the final straw for Mavis and Lumpy, or is there a chance for building bridges?

Four Takeaways And A Funeral is the third book in the Bellydancing and Beyond series. If you like fast-paced books that make you laugh, then Buy Four Takeaways And A Funeral today.

• Language: English
• Publisher: Kerrie Noor
• Release date: Nov 14, 2019
• ISBN: 9781987103830

Kerrie Noor

Back in the days before TV had remote controls and Scotland was known for the Bay City Rollers Kerrie left Australia on a working holiday and fell in love with many things Scottish-including belly dancing. After years of teaching Kerrie saw a story and has been writing ever since…. Kerrie still loves to dance, often accompanied by storytelling and the odd joke and has inflicted her quirky style of humor on many- including the Edinburgh free fringe, several rest homes and pretty much anyone who sits still long enough to listen. Kerrie has been shortlisted for the Ashram Short Story Competition and has had two radio plays performed.