Time Purge

Written by Martina Fetzer

Narrated by James Urbaniak

Who wants to live forever?

No one, it turns out.

Paranormal detectives Arturo Brooks and Edward Smith have a problem.

Following an ill-advised time travel adventure, Smith is immortal...and he's not happy about it. He lashes out against everyone and everything. When the detectives go on daytime television, Smith whistleblows the existence of vampires.

The public fallout is immense.

While vampires plot revenge, the detectives and their family are targeted by protestors, monster rights activists, and an aesthetics-obsessed billionaire ready to make the men an offer that will change their lives (and afterlives) forever.

Can they die happily ever after?

About the Series

The Brooks & Smith series brings fast-paced science fiction and fantasy with an emphasis on humor. It follows two detectives and their makeshift family on a series of increasingly absurd adventures. These books are often silly, sometimes dark, and never child friendly. This is book 2.

About the Audiobook

Narrated by James Urbaniak (The Venture Bros., Difficult People, The Fabelmans), Time Purge will have you laughing through even its bleakest moments. It is not recommended that you listen while constructing a bridge or negotiating diplomatic peace.

• Language: English
• Publisher: Befuddling Books
• Release date: May 25, 2023
• ISBN: 9781958245088

Martina Fetzer

Martina is a technical writer by day and a creative writer by night. She holds an M.A. in English from West Virginia University and a Ph.D. in Emotional Whiplash from the Joss Whedon School of Fiction. She grew up reading comic books and watching stand-up, and now writes genre-bending sci-fi and fantasy stories. She likes her humor like she likes her font colors: #000000.* Martina lives in Pennsylvania with her boyfriend and two cats. *Her hobbies include writing alienating hex code jokes.