Scary Dead Things: A Horror Comedy Catastrophe
Written by Rick Gualtieri
Narrated by Christopher John Fetherolf
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About this audiobook
THERE ARE REASONS WE FEAR THE NIGHT. HE STILL ISN’T ONE OF THEM.
Bill Ryder, the trash-talking geek from Bill the Vampire, is back and about to find himself in a whole new world of side-splitting insanity.
One of the most powerful vampires on the planet wants Bill’s head. A crazed immortal princess wants the rest of him. It’s a toss-up which fate is worse.
All the while, new and powerful forces have begun to emerge from the shadows around him. Are they friend or foe? Knowing his luck, do you even have to ask?
Bill’s only hope for survival is to marshal his friends, master his powers, and somehow prove that, in a world of supernatural terrors, he’s the scariest dead thing of them all.
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Join Bill in his quest to survive the hilarious horrors of Scary Dead Things – book two of The Tome of Bill, the quintessential vampire comedy series.
Looking for a must read for fans of thrilling fantasy, gut-busting humor, and unforgettable characters? Then get your hands on Scary Dead Things now and plunge headfirst into a world where the undead are anything but dull!
Genres: Horror Comedy, Urban Fantasy, Action & Adventure
Age: 18+
Content Warning: adult language, violence, gore, sexual situations, sophomoric humor
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