Zuvok

Written by Athena Storm

Narrated by Meghan Kelly and Tristan James

I am Zuvok the Terror. Feared soldier of the Trident Alliance. And I will not do housework!

I relish the fury of combat. I love the adrenaline as I kill my enemies. Blood drips from my hands. Until I go too far.

So my commanders send me a foe that I never expected: my bride. A comely, curvy, human woman. A princess. She must be insane. She has to be if she agreed to be my mail order bride.

But I don't want a bride. Zuvok the Terror will not be tamed. He will not be civilized! He will not hang balloon valances on windows with pastel hued drapes. He will not dry dishes as she washes them! He will not sweep before he mops the floors!

But then, this tiny human woman does something more powerful than a killing blow from an Odex wielding a power-blade. She gets on her tip toes and wraps her arms around me, squeezing herself to me. She coos. And giggles. And kisses me on my nose. And my heart melts for her.

Zuvok the Terror? More like Zuvok the Terrier. Damn humans.

Contains mature themes.

• Language: English
• Publisher: Tantor Media, Inc
• Release date: Oct 27, 2020
• ISBN: 9781705271285

Reviews for Zuvok

[Aleah · Rating: 2 out of 5 stars]

The story is good and I'll probably read it. But, the narrators are ridiculous. The male I could almost tolerate, he just sounds like an 80's surfer dude. But, the female was horrible. It sounds like she is reading it from paper and has no emotion. Some of these narrators need to be screened first. The story is promising, though.

[Brown · Rating: 5 out of 5 stars]

Funny and quirky this story. Zuvok's voice really works as a braggart. I giggle a few times.

[Kim McCarthy · Rating: 3 out of 5 stars]

Mhmmm I so badly wanted to enjoy this. The narration was great but I just found some of the references to the more intimate moments so horribly cheesy. It kind of put me off and I couldn't finish it.

[TheSapphireValkyrie · Rating: 2 out of 5 stars]

The H was basically Zap Brannigan from Futurama and once I realized that I really struggled to get through it. I don’t mind some comedy in my sci-fi romance but this was cheesy and hard to get immersed in. Also during a sex scene the phrase “quivering love jelly” was used… y’all the cackle that left me, I just couldn’t deal with it. ? I think the only way I’ll listen to more from this author is if I need a silly palette cleanser after a dark romance or something. ?‍♀️