Enjoy this little boner, er...uh...BONUS!  Shared with permission, courtesy of Mega The Podcast.  Find more great stuff on Instagram: MegaThePodcastWatch video here:https://www.instagram.com/reel/CreKutxI0e6/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link&igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==I just like, I just opened my mind to the Holy Spirit and this is what came throughJeah, uh, yeahSet the scene, Follow me nowBass is bumping and the party is jumpingMakin my way through the crowd at a social functionThen I see you girl, let me tell you somethin You’re not looking like a snackYou’re looking like a whole luncheonI’m supposed to be walking the lineBut right now at this moment you are looking so fineAnd all I can think about is making you mineAnd now my designs are quite far from divineI look down at my promise ring feeling ashamedCuz deep down in my body I am feeling the painYou can’t hate the player, you can’t hate the gameCuz in this situation there’s just one thing to blameOoo you made me feel like that OhOoo you made me feel like that GurrrrlOoo you made me feel like that UhIf I get horny, well that’s your faultOoo you made me feel like that GurrrrlOoo you made me feel like that OhOoo you made me feel like thatMy arousal is your responsibilityI should drop to my knees, contemplate divinityFocus on the aspects of the holy trinityCause ever since the moment that you came in my vicinityI have been rethinking my commitment to virginityOh wait til marriage that’s how it’s supposed to beBut you’re seducing me, and haven’t even noticed meAnd then your eyes slowly move in my directionI notice you noticing my underwhelming erectionSecurity grabs me, says I’m acting indecentlySays I’m “quote-unquote” staring at you creepilyThis is entrapment, the culprit is youForgive them Father they know not what they doOoo you made me feel like that OhOoo you made me feel like that GurrrrlOoo you made me feel like that DangI am not responsible for my C+ bonerOoo...Ooo...Ooo ...If I get horny well that’s your faultWe have free will and this is God’ wisdomCuz otherwise the universe would be a closed systemOmnicient, Ominpresent and OmnipotentEvery single thing He sees, knows and controls itThen how could anything that we do be called sinningIf God knew exactly what would happen from the beginningAnd why go to hell to be eternally tormentedIf an all-loving God could have preventedBut if He manifested and -----  us to show itThen we wouldn’t be free agents, we’d just be puppetsRight?So yeah, that’s all His voice, we always have a free choiceAnd without that everything falls apartWe can choose to accept Him or choose to departEverything in the world comes from God and His SonAll the sins I commit are my fault except oneOoo... Ooo... Ooo... I am full of lust and that’s on youOoo...Ooo...Ooo...This is a completely healthy approach to sexualityWord is bond, thank youhttps://www.instagram.com/feetofclay.cultsistershttps://feetofclayconfessionsofthecultsisters.buzzsprout.comWe love acronyms -- and we aren't afraid to use them! Here are some common ones that we might forget to explain:LDM - Last Days Ministries (organization) ICT - Intensive Christian Training School (at LDM)YWAM - Youth With A Mission (organization) CCM - Contemporary Christian Music