This week Eliot from Internet Today helps us cover possibly the most important and upsetting development of our lifetimes: Cracker Barrel added a new menu item... and it's vegan. Also: fascism and cringe in equal measure from this week's CPAC, including a former MDC character doing performance art of the people he helped the FBI lock up. Finally, lightning strikes an elderly couple celebrating their weddning anniversary near the white house, and conservatives ask, "Why were they there in the first place?" Support the show for only $3.11/month at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult and get a bonus episode every week, as well as instant access to hundreds of hours of previous bonus content, directly in your podcast app or browser. Music: Kal Marks - Everybody Hertz Toto Coelo - I Eat Cannibals Stereolab - Simple Headphone Mind