This week Tony almost catches a charge at Costco, and we read one of the most embarrassing instances of Elon dickriding I've ever seen. Also, the heiress to a pharmaceutical fortune unlearns the wokeness foisted upon her by her liberal college with the help of a $300/day cult deprogrammer and a few Prager U videos. Finally, grandparents everywhere lose their mind as GenZ does edgy santa-atheism on TikTok. A lone alpha has the testicular fortitude to set things straight. Help us do the show for only $5/month and get a bonus episode of Minion Death Cult every week--as well as instant access to hundreds of previous bonus episodes. You'll also get access to our weekly livestream, DEATH CHAT 500 in both live video and recorded audio format in your podcast feed. Sign up at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult