TODAY: Kate Middleton is dead. Long live Kate Middleton.    ALSO: Proud Worker Ben Shapiro explains why the retirement age is “insane” and how everyone should work until they die.     We go through his bizarre arguments against social security payments and imagine what adding millions of senior citizens to the labor pool will do for wages, let alone quality of life   FINALLY: SXSW hears and sees your criticisms of the US Military but will continue working with them to raise the next generation of kill-bots. BossMan Dlow- Mr. Pot Scapper Milk Music- Cruising with God Sign up at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult for $5/month and get 2 bonus episodes a week   Subscribe to our youtube channel at http://youtube.com/miniondeathcult