Subscribe to the brand-new Minion Death Cult Patreon and get a full-length bonus episode every week for only $3/month. Patreon.com/miniondeathcult  This week MDC solves gun violence with Blackwater Babies, a Gruntstyle tees-for-guns program, and firearm anti-education. On a lighter note, we plumb the darkest depths of symbolism in the new Official White House Portraits of the Obamas that our tax dollars paid for.