This week our first story is a viral, totally fake, right-wing fantasy about a disrespectful millennial cashier who refuses to take a $20 bill with Trump's name on it. The Patron calls the cops. Our second story is the tragic tale of a cup-based restaurant in Tucson  who was forced to close its doors after posting a noxious, Pro-Trump, Anti-NFL list of grievances on its Facebook page and DARING it to go viral. Oops! If you like the show, please rate and review in iTunes. And send your meemaw's memes to miniondeathcult@gmail.com!