1 - No Rules / Just Right (Intro & "Salute The Brave")

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Minion Death Cult. BORN TO DIE / WORLD WIDE WEB IS A FRICK / Kill Em All 2017 / I am troops man / 410757864530 DEAD BOOMERS Hosier & Adam Calhoun - Salute The Brave

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New Friend (Blue Star Boy Spotlight): This week we train our first-ever Blue Star Boy Spotlight on a top poster from the Deplorables facebook group, a man brimming with terrible posts and one very sad one. Also: Dilbert MCs a rap battle between MAGA dorks and Jay Z, and the results are... by Minion Death Cult
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28 - Laura Ingraham Wilder & Roseanne (Preview): Subscribe at to hear every weekly premium episode Roseanne returns to television pretending to be a woke, blue-collar Trump voter, while her sister Jackie is a hysterical, emotional Hillary supporter. It's as fun as it sounds. Also: Laura... by Minion Death Cult
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8 - Tipping Point USA: Subscribe. Rate and Review. Witness Minion Death Cult to your impressionable friends and family. This week: A feel-good story about impoverished waitstaff being graced by the patronage of a wealthy, stylish millionaire Also: a TRULY psychopathic... by Minion Death Cult
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3 - #MooreWomen: This week: Why aren't millennials tearing down statues of Kevin Spacey? A Soundcloud rapper tries to score listens off the #metoo campaign. Members of The ACTUALLY FREE Speech Deplorables Facebook group go full galaxy brain in their defense of Roy... by Minion Death Cult
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6 - Christmas 2: The 2nd Cummening: SUBSCRIBE. RATE AND REVIEW IN ITUNES. WITNESS MINION DEATH CULT TO YOUR WEAK-WILLED FRIENDS AND FAMILY. This week we're talking about Christmas, our dealmaker in chief recognizing Jerusalem as the capital of Only Israel, and how, according to... by Minion Death Cult
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2 - Kap & Ball: Facebook's reaction to Kaepernick's GQ magazine cover and the UCLA student-athlete-thugs being arrested in China by Minion Death Cult
54 min listen
11 - Start A Mine (DACA / Sh!tholes): We're talking DACA, immigration, and sh!tholes this week and, as always, reporting on Facebook's response: Joe the plumber resurfaces to get bullied by his coworkers and assert that refugees and undocumented immigrants can vote. Immigrants should stay... by Minion Death Cult
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10 - Jesus Cake: This week the cult takes on the christian bakers who refused service to gay couples, one of which cases is currently being heard at the Supreme Court. The comments section has thoughts as to why this isn't actually discrimination, occasionally at the... by Minion Death Cult
76 min listen
12 - Unapologetically Male (Spike TV / Cali, Baby): This week we've got two subjects close to home: Masculinity as defined by Spike TV (RIP) and their "Internal Manifesto," and the sale of California back to Mexico. What we learned from Spike TV: Men love crunching metal, bikinis, and toilets. Beer is... by Minion Death Cult
79 min listen
5 - I Heart Huckabee: Subscribe and Review! Witness Minion Death Cult to your impressionable friends and family! This week the cult covers Net Neutrality by way of Xibit memes, a totally fake, totally viral Sarah Huckabee Sanders right wing fantasy, and conspiracy theories... by Minion Death Cult
70 min listen
16 - Mask Off (Preview): Subscribe at for access to all weekly premium episodes. A woman and her son stand their ground for his free speech Trump mask by refusing to kneel at a grocery store. by Minion Death Cult
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40 Preview - Hip Hoprisy (This Is America / McCain Funeral): For every episode of Minion Death Cult, visit & get a private feed of weekly premium episodes in your podcast app. This week the Cult covers the plethora of bad takes around the music video for Childish Gambino's "This Is America," including... by Minion Death Cult
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17 - B-Word Panther: On this episode all about Black Panther, Matt and I recount our harrowing experiences trying to see film as white men, and Tony is once again tricked into liking a problematic MLK meme. Also: we find out who the REAL racists are (it's black... by Minion Death Cult
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22 - Sex Accusations: Subscribe to to get every weekly premium episode This week's all about Stormy Daniels, because we ran out of time to talk about Rex Tillerson, because boy is this content SEXY. We cover several interesting responses to the alleged affair, ranging... by Minion Death Cult
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27 - Trump Around (California, Here We Come): This week The Cult stays in California, and we explain how the Orange County Sheriff Department's decision to work with ICE actually fits with our chill California lifestyle. Also: Schwarzenegger says some cool stuff about imprisoning Oil Execs and... by Minion Death Cult
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9 - The Moron Store: This week our first story is a viral, totally fake, right-wing fantasy about a disrespectful millennial cashier who refuses to take a $20 bill with Trump's name on it. The Patron calls the cops. Our second story is the tragic tale of a cup-based... by Minion Death Cult
75 min listen
4 - New Cuck (Soy Boy): Subscribe. Witness Minion Death Cult to your impressionable friends and family. Rate and Review, that we may ascend to a higher plane of iTunes statistics. This episode: Paul Joseph Watson develops a totally-new theory (this one has a hat!) about how... by Minion Death Cult
66 min listen
15 - Blackwater Babies: Subscribe to the brand-new Minion Death Cult Patreon and get a full-length bonus episode every week for only $3/month. This week MDC solves gun violence with Blackwater Babies, a Gruntstyle tees-for-guns program, and firearm anti-education. On... by Minion Death Cult
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1 - No Rules / Just Right (Intro & "Salute The Brave"): Minion Death Cult. BORN TO DIE / WORLD WIDE WEB IS A FRICK / Kill Em All 2017 / I am troops man / 410757864530 DEAD BOOMERS by Minion Death Cult
40 min listen
29 - New Story: This week the cult takes on Sinclair Broadcast Group and the cringeful, scripted segment they forced dozens of their local news affiliates to read on-air. We cover varying deranged reactions to the viral supercut, including: No, democracy is actually... by Minion Death Cult
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19 - Crying Complaining Topics (The Oscars): Subscribe at for a premium episode every Monday. We explain the reasons for the utter failure of the Oscars over the weekend (#metoo, pedophilia) and we introduce our first Blue Star Family segment with listener-submitted content. by Minion Death Cult
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18 - Grab Em By The Uzi (Preview): Subscribe at to get access to every weekly premium episode. This week we cover Trump's incredible "I like taking the guns" comments and the implosion at r/the_donald because of them. Also: a good-boy college republican goes on Tucker... by Minion Death Cult
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13 - Vast Difference (Incel XFL): On this episode: Adam Calhoun releases a provocative new T shirt, we review some sad incel standup by Facebook Personality “Luckless Matt,” 50% of our dads are racist, and we stare into the black eyes of Vince McMahon as he debuts the XFL (again),... by Minion Death Cult
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7 - Meme Man & Deplorable Boy: Subscribe. Rate & Review. Witness MDC to your impressionable friends and family. This week we're talking about Smart Young Man-In-The-Moon Charlie Cuck from TP USA and his spicy, conservative-billionaire-funded millennial Good Boy memes. Also:... by Minion Death Cult
76 min listen
31 - Civil Wartime: This week the Cult takes on the FBI's raid against Michael Cohen, Trump's longtime lawyer and bribe-doer. We find a wide range of interesting responses, including: "Lets get all our lawyers together and fire Mueller." "If Mueller were after Mother... by Minion Death Cult
66 min listen
23 - Witchfinder Attorney General (Preview): Subscribe at to get this and every weekly premium episode Trump fires the FBI, Hillary, Obama, and Rex Tillerson, who is now the leader of The Resistance. by Minion Death Cult
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74 - Official 9/11 Episode (Preview): We celebrate 9/11 by reading a bunch of dumb, racist comments that remind us of what it was like directly after 9/11. Joe Scarborough thinks Trump making America look bad is literally worse than 9/11, trump fans literally want him executed on the... by Minion Death Cult
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35 Preview - Coma After God (Kanye / Stryper): Subscribe to for a premium episode every Monday and access to all past premium episodes. This week we tackle Kanye's recent endorsement of African American Conservative Spokeswoman Candice Owens, and Walmart is refusing to sell the new... by Minion Death Cult
9 min listen
55 - Socialism Sukcs :): This week we cover the Supreme Court's Janus ruling and Anthony Kennedy's subsequent retirement. [Anime Butterfly Meme] The butterfly is labeled "the destruction of public sector unions." Anime boy labeled "Fox News": "Is this a win for government... by Minion Death Cult
75 min listen
24 - Pro-Test (Student Walkout): Subscribe at to get every weekly premium episode This week, parents want to kill their dumb kids and their dumb kids' dumb teachers for allowing them to walk out in protest of gun violence. We have two exclusive Facebook videos: a Disgusted Dad pulls... by Minion Death Cult
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