I was just thinking what kind of song would Kid Rock write in the current situations of this mess in our country (clip)

I'm glad my ancestors were enslaved (clip): Support the show for only $3.11/month at and get instant access to weekly bonus episodes, including all previous episodes, directly in your podcast app This week for columbus day we cover the increasingly deranged right wing attempts to justify the... by Minion Death Cult

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Takin' Back CALI (clip): Support the show for $3.11/month at and get a private feed in your podcast app with a bonus episode every week, access to all previous bonus episodes, and audio versions of our Youtube livestreams. This week for Patrons we cover “Miguelifornia,”... by Minion Death Cult

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Buttfest 2000 - The 2000's w/Brett Payne (clip): Support the show for $3.11/month at and get instant access to Buttfest 2000, a six-episode, decade-by-decade miniseries exploring the history of butt rock and its relationship to American culture and politics You'll also get a bonus episode of Minion... by Minion Death Cult

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I commented awhile back that I'd make his song my ringtone if he talked about vets in a song. Guess I'm changing my ringtone (clip): Support the show for $3.11/mo at and get a full-length bonus episode every week, as well as instant access to hundreds of hours of previous bonus episodes like this one, directly in your podcast app. This week we cover the newest and lowest-effort... by Minion Death Cult

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Buttfest 2000 - The 2010's w/Tony Boswell (clip): Support the show for $3.11/mo at and get a bonus episode delivered to your podcast app every week as well as instant access to every previous bonus episode and the entire Buttfest 2000 miniseries. In the 2010's, Tony joins Alexander and Bryan Quinby... by Minion Death Cult

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Based hahaha. He played Beatles song (clip): Support the show for $3.11/mo at and get a bonus episode delivered straight to your podcast app every week (as well as access to all previous bonus episodes) This week Seattle Antifa militants built a violent snow fort in front of a police station... by Minion Death Cult

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Don't call me gay (Preview): Support the show at for only $3.11/month and get a bonus episode every week, as well as instant access to hundreds of hours of bonus content. This week white people freak out about reporting on the Buffalo Shooter's indictment, namely that race is... by Minion Death Cult

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Right there... there's the little toddler mannequin: This week we inspect the crotches of the children's bathing suits at Target to prove how creepy the retail chain is and the right wing cancels Roger Waters for dressing up like a fascist? While on stage?? Performing some album called "The Wall"???... by Minion Death Cult

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Breakfast breeds arrogence and laziness (preview): Support the show for only $3.11/month at and get a bonus episode every week as well as instant access to hundreds of hours of previous bonus content. This week we learn why breakfast is one of the worst things you can do to your masculinity Elon's... by Minion Death Cult

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Five Finger Death Cult w/Bryan Quinby: This week Bryan from helps us cover the Facebook boomer fever dream that is Five Finger Death Punch's new video for "Living The Dream." Filled with beloved standards like Tide Pods, Communistic Mask Guidelines, and Antifa as the literal dogs of the... by Minion Death Cult

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Minion Death Water (preview): Support the show for only $3.11/mo at and get a bonus episode every week as well as instant access to hundreds of bonus episodes. This week: a challenger for most based white canadian rapper emerges, and she's going after Obama Also, do I really want... by Minion Death Cult

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TO THOSE WHO HAVE NO CLUE: I watched my neighbor's 6'+ tall football player son come in from a hot day and drain a gallon jug of milk in one go (clip): Support the show for $3.11/month at and get instant access to this and every weekly bonus episode This week we cover the satanic, vaccine, fentanyl, and rap music panics surrounding the deadly Travis Scott concert Also, CNN lends a sensitive ear to... by Minion Death Cult

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Try to imagine divorcing her: Support the show for $3.11/mo and get a bonus episode every week at and instant access to the entire catelogue of bonus episodes, including audio of our live readings of seminal texts like Rodham, My Antifa Lover, and Gents We Need To Talk About... by Minion Death Cult

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I'm a bit sleepy tonight but when I wake up I'm going death con 3 On JEWISH PEOPLE (Preview): This week we're chatting ironic hardcore merch for a minute before moving on to the story of the week: Kanye blowing up his spot in right wing media with ALL CAPS anti-semitism. Also: RED ALERT! Gen Z has officially CANCELLED the thumbs-up emoji, but... by Minion Death Cult

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I would've taken a bullet for both Biggie and Tupac (clip): Support the show for as little as $3.11/mo at and get instant access to every weekly bonus episode This week the capitalist owner class tells on themselves on my facebook, We cover the completely rational right wing and liberal responses to finally... by Minion Death Cult

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"I said, I'm the only boyfriend till you’re 25 years old. Shake hands." w/Brett Payne: This week we celebrate the Amazon union victory and cover some of the more bewildering responses to it Also, two Republicans publically display how normal they can be with their families Listen to wherever you get podcasts Support Minion Death Cult... by Minion Death Cult

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If an untalented "artist" can have possession of a national treasure then everyone should (preview): Help us do the show for only $3.11/month and get a bonus episode every week, as well as instant access to a huge catelogue of bonus content, by signing up at This week we discuss Jim Henson's Trollops Lizzo enrages flute aficionados (racists) when... by Minion Death Cult

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Groundhog Day / Gay Spiderman (preview): Support the show for only $3.11/month at and get a bonus episode every week as well as instant access to hundreds of hours of bonus content. This week we revisit beloved Billy Murray classic Groundhog Day to determine if it is inspiring modern acts... by Minion Death Cult

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This is not what Cracker Barrel was to be all about: This week from helps us cover possibly the most important and upsetting development of our lifetimes: Cracker Barrel added a new menu item... and it's vegan. Also: fascism and cringe in equal measure from this week's CPAC, including a former MDC... by Minion Death Cult

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Judas "Pence'd" Christ, to the Jewish authorities (clip): Support the show for $3.11/mo at and get a bonus episode every week delivered straight to your podcast app This week we cover more freshly extracted copium in the wake of the Minion Revolution, this time involving a covert mission to steal the most... by Minion Death Cult

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Peaceful Fetal Divorce (Preview): Support the show for only $3.11/month at to get a bonus episode every week and instant access to hundreds of hours of previous bonus content. This week we take a look at the grievous attack on women's rights in the form of Nancy Pelosi nudging a kid.... by Minion Death Cult

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Who says it's not a hate crime against us, against Fox News? (clip): Support the show for $3.11/month at and get a bonus episode in your podcast app every week, as well as instant access to every previous bonus episode. This week we cover a heinous attack on Christmas, Christianity, and whiteness itself: the burning... by Minion Death Cult

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Preborn black lives matter / Lord's of the Land (clip): Support the show at for $3.11/month and get a premium episode every week This week we cover the "Students For Life" embarrassing chalk protest in front of a Planned Parenthood, as all the forces of Fox News and facebook come to the aid of these... by Minion Death Cult

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Uncle Science w/Dysphoria Dimes: This week from the Dysphoria Dimes podcast joins us to discuss the viral uncle moment that captivated right wing audiences around the country and a republican primary winner's previous comments about women's sufferage resurface, forcing 35 year old... by Minion Death Cult

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KKKop KKKidney (clip): Support the show for $3.11/month at and get a bonus episode every week and audio versions of our youtube live-reads directly on your podcast app. This week facebook responds to Trump Jr's comment that Kyle Rittenhouse murdering two people was... by Minion Death Cult

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Abortion is Theft: This week with Jamie Peck (The , The Majority Report) we cover the wonderful facebook page “Dank Pro-Life Memes,” and attempt to pierce its woke attempt at anti-choice politics. Also: An Attitude Era wrestler has a second career as a right... by Minion Death Cult

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God told me to do Jan. 6th (Preview): Support the show for only $3.11/mo at sand get a bonus episode every week as well as instant access to hundreds of hours of previous bonus episodes. This week: the City of Kent pays their nazi cop $1.5m to quit his job (where do I sign up!) An... by Minion Death Cult

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The only thing Tom MacDonald slays: bars, allusions, etc.: This week current events finally force us to cover Facebook rapper Tom MacDonald and his conservative culture war bars also, we cover the forthcoming Hogg pillow and the various reasonable responses across the political spectrum Music: Shao Fist -... by Minion Death Cult

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You can either remove your laugh reaction from my post or I will get racist on your ass: This week, one Facebook user plays hardball on her Roomates wanted ad, A Sandwich shop gives a cheeky name to one of their menu items and Christians start fantasizing about being jihadists and Taco Bell desperately tries to stop their employees from... by Minion Death Cult

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I was just thinking what kind of song would Kid Rock write in the current situations of this mess in our country (clip)

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