I commented awhile back that I'd make his song my ringtone if he talked about vets in a song. Guess I'm changing my ringtone (clip)

I was just thinking what kind of song would Kid Rock write in the current situations of this mess in our country (clip): Support the show for only $3.11/mo at and get a bonus episode every week, as well as instant access to every previous bonus episode (hundreds of hours of content) right in your podcast app. This week we cover the new Kid Rock song "Don't Tell Me How... by Minion Death Cult

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I'm glad my ancestors were enslaved (clip): Support the show for only $3.11/month at and get instant access to weekly bonus episodes, including all previous episodes, directly in your podcast app This week for columbus day we cover the increasingly deranged right wing attempts to justify the... by Minion Death Cult

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Splitting is a behavior of girls, usually taught by their mothers (clip): Support the show for $3.11/mo at and get a bonus episode every week, as well as instant access to hundreds of hours of previous episodes. This week a Candy Shop owner posts a helpful want ad to facebook describing all the types of employees he hates... by Minion Death Cult

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No Safe Spaces (clip): Support the show for $3.11/mo at and get access to every bonus episode including this one As an end-of-year treat we cover No Safe Spaces, the Crisis on College Campuses documentary hosted by Dennis Prager and Adam Corolla with the seeming goal of... by Minion Death Cult

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Ballistic: Elon Vs. Trump (preview): Support the show for only $3.11/month at and get a bonus episode every week in your podcast app or browser, plus instant access to hundreds of hours of previous bonus episodes. This week: We learn why a little "HIV" is exactly what America needs... by Minion Death Cult

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There once was a land of McDonald's workers (The Ballad of Buddy Brown) (Clip): Support the show for $3/month at and get instant access to weekly bonus episodes This week we follow up on the fight against the Great Reset in the ratings and reviews for The Great Reset podcast (they're not very good!) Also, a Tom MacDonald fan... by Minion Death Cult

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Why hasn’t someone shot his ass yet, I’m talking about facebook ceo mark idiot (w/ Jesse Farrar): This week we're talking Trump's facebook ban and how much conservatives like Mike Lindell (it's a lot!) Listen to Your Kickstarter Sucks, watch Go Off Kings Support Minion Death Cult for $3/month at and get a bonus episode every week as well as... by Minion Death Cult

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The only thing Tom MacDonald slays: bars, allusions, etc.: This week current events finally force us to cover Facebook rapper Tom MacDonald and his conservative culture war bars also, we cover the forthcoming Hogg pillow and the various reasonable responses across the political spectrum Music: Shao Fist -... by Minion Death Cult

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Breakfast breeds arrogence and laziness (preview): Support the show for only $3.11/month at and get a bonus episode every week as well as instant access to hundreds of hours of previous bonus content. This week we learn why breakfast is one of the worst things you can do to your masculinity Elon's... by Minion Death Cult

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"I said, I'm the only boyfriend till you’re 25 years old. Shake hands." w/Brett Payne: This week we celebrate the Amazon union victory and cover some of the more bewildering responses to it Also, two Republicans publically display how normal they can be with their families Listen to wherever you get podcasts Support Minion Death Cult... by Minion Death Cult

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Judas "Pence'd" Christ, to the Jewish authorities (clip): Support the show for $3.11/mo at and get a bonus episode every week delivered straight to your podcast app This week we cover more freshly extracted copium in the wake of the Minion Revolution, this time involving a covert mission to steal the most... by Minion Death Cult

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take a deeper look at how your comments look. Ouch! (clip): Support the show for as little as $3.11/month at and get a bonus episode every week, as well as instant access to every previous bonus episode right in your podcast app This week we reflect on Donald Trump's victory in the War on Christmas--even... by Minion Death Cult

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Uncle Science w/Dysphoria Dimes: This week from the Dysphoria Dimes podcast joins us to discuss the viral uncle moment that captivated right wing audiences around the country and a republican primary winner's previous comments about women's sufferage resurface, forcing 35 year old... by Minion Death Cult

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The soup nazis are for real!! (clip): Support the show at for $3.11/month and get a private feed with weekly bonus episodes This week we take the temperature of the presidential election with: cops warning the public that they're voting for Trump (complete with the most Minion Death Cult... by Minion Death Cult

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18 - Grab Em By The Uzi (Preview): Subscribe at to get access to every weekly premium episode. This week we cover Trump's incredible "I like taking the guns" comments and the implosion at r/the_donald because of them. Also: a good-boy college republican goes on Tucker... by Minion Death Cult

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Coming from an Italian family... it's just how you were taught... you kissed your uncles and male cousins as well...(clip): Support the show for $3.11/month at and get a bonus episode every week, as well as instant access to all previous bonus episodes in your podcast app of choice. This week liberals (the Dr. Seuss Estate) are cancelling Dr. Seuss, and conservatives... by Minion Death Cult

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Minion Death Water (preview): Support the show for only $3.11/mo at and get a bonus episode every week as well as instant access to hundreds of bonus episodes. This week: a challenger for most based white canadian rapper emerges, and she's going after Obama Also, do I really want... by Minion Death Cult

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If an untalented "artist" can have possession of a national treasure then everyone should (preview): Help us do the show for only $3.11/month and get a bonus episode every week, as well as instant access to a huge catelogue of bonus content, by signing up at This week we discuss Jim Henson's Trollops Lizzo enrages flute aficionados (racists) when... by Minion Death Cult

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Talkin' Tuttle Twins w/ Talking Simpsons: This week and from the Talking Simpsons podcast join us to discuss the pilot episode of everyone's favorite libertarian kids' show: The Tuttle Twins A libertarian think tank's response to the Magic School Bus, a time-traveling anti-communist abuela... by Minion Death Cult

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Tears of a Cop (clip): Support the show for $3/mo at and get a bonus episode very week as well as instant access to hundreds of hours of previous bonus content directly in your podcast app. This week, UPS goes genderless, and the Portland Crowd Control team resigns when... by Minion Death Cult

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KKKop KKKidney (clip): Support the show for $3.11/month at and get a bonus episode every week and audio versions of our youtube live-reads directly on your podcast app. This week facebook responds to Trump Jr's comment that Kyle Rittenhouse murdering two people was... by Minion Death Cult

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Any white person would have to be insane to go to a fast food "restaurant" right now. (clip): Support the show for $3.11/month and get bonus episodes every week, including access to all previous episodes at This week we spend some time on the crying McMuffin cop and explore a rich vein of conservative thought, including: "CIVIL WAR!!!"... by Minion Death Cult

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Try to imagine divorcing her: Support the show for $3.11/mo and get a bonus episode every week at and instant access to the entire catelogue of bonus episodes, including audio of our live readings of seminal texts like Rodham, My Antifa Lover, and Gents We Need To Talk About... by Minion Death Cult

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Goes to show how insane the left is when a comedian turns them into a caricature and we can't tell the difference... wow (clip): Support the show at for only $3.11/month and get instant access to this episode, hundreds of hours of previous premium content, and a new premium episode every week. This week for Patrons we cover two fronts in the ongoing anti-teacher, anti-trans,... by Minion Death Cult

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Elon, set up an account to track the kid!! (preview): Support the show for $3/mo at and get instant access to hundreds of hours of bonus content, and a premium episode every week. This week, we go deep on Elon Musk as his fervent admirers react to thenews that he may buy twitter. We explore the numerous... by Minion Death Cult

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Buttfest 2000 - The 2000's w/Brett Payne (clip): Support the show for $3.11/month at and get instant access to Buttfest 2000, a six-episode, decade-by-decade miniseries exploring the history of butt rock and its relationship to American culture and politics You'll also get a bonus episode of Minion... by Minion Death Cult

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"Body positivity is for women, not lazy white guys with dad bods": This week we start with some encouraging poetry for our big, brave boys in charge: Donald Trump and Elon Musk Then, we spend the majority of the episode piercing the thinly-veiled right wing satire on an "intersectional feminine culture" website... by Minion Death Cult

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Unions cause more deaths with their policies and lies than any flu ever could: Support the show for $3/month at and get instant access to every weekly bonus episode, right in your podcast app It's a real humdinger this week as we reveal why Tony and Alex are black and white, cover SoCal Teachers going viral with insane fake... by Minion Death Cult

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Kids who identify as 'furries' get a litterbox in the school bathroom. Parent heroes will TAKE BACK our schools (clip): Support the show for $3.11/mo at to get a bonus episode every week and instant access to the entire bonus catalogue. In this massive wall-to-wall episode with of we cover the most recent, and possibly most stupid, public school panic: litterboxes... by Minion Death Cult

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I commented awhile back that I'd make his song my ringtone if he talked about vets in a song. Guess I'm changing my ringtone (clip)

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