Support the show for $3.11/mo at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult and get a bonus episode every week delivered straight to your podcast app This week we cover more freshly extracted copium in the wake of the Minion Revolution, this time involving a covert mission to steal the most passed-around laptop in congress Also, we discover a new addition the dictionary, and the National Guard tries to get clever with their ads by recruiting the dumbest people on Facebook.