In this episode, we talk about why we love quarantine, and no, that doesn’t mean we want people to die. It’s so relieving not having to do things. During this quarantine, someone broke up with Corinne when they weren’t even dating. Corinne says that there shouldn’t be a regression in relationships – going backward is not a great sign; it’s just a slow, bleak way to break up with someone. Plus, Corinne followed his lead! He was the one that invited her to Denver to see him. However, Corinne says that her success made him uncomfortable – she appreciates that he was upfront with her.
We talk about therapy – Corinne would never do therapy with a man. Her therapist needs to be a woman and someone who has spent a significant amount of time on the east coast. Corinne cannot take advice from someone who grew up in California – they are just not going to be intense enough. Plus, people in California are soft, tender people. If you want more action-oriented therapy, ask for it. Corinne’s therapist gives her homework every week – she either gets prescribed a book or some activity. Her therapist even taught her how to have fun!
Later, we talk all about porn – Corinne doesn’t want anyone to be humiliated. She doesn’t like the idea of dominatrices or people licking her feet. Corinne even turned down someone who offered her $1,000 for her feces. She said absolutely not; then, she Googled if someone could get DNA from her poop (the answer is yes). Plus, Corinne turned down $5 to humiliate someone on Twitter. Corinne knows her worth! Stay tuned as Corinne reveals her first date, why we ignore our better judgment, and how to feed your dog cucumber.
In this Episode:

[ 0:20 ] Why Corinne is so good looking
[ 3:10 ] About Corinne’s recent breakup
[ 11:00 ] Women need to be careful with men’s      penises
[ 14:45 ] The benefits of having a house      husband
[ 20:10 ] Corinne has a hot therapist from the      east coast
[ 30:20 ] All about porn
[ 37:00 ] Corinne’s first date
[ 42:30 ] Why do we ignore our better      judgments?
[ 44:35 ] How to feed your dog cucumber

Quotes:

“The one thing straight women are taught is to      be really careful with men’s penises.”
“I’m a hardcore perfectionist.”
“Everything about me is so east coast.”
“I’m 34, so I’m obviously getting into      witchcraft.”
“My damage exists in my twenties.”

Links Mentioned:
Corinne’s Website: https://www.corinnefisher.com
Corinne’s Twitter: https://twitter.com/philanthropygal
Corinne’s Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/corinnefishercomedy
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