Do you have any porn regrets? In this episode, Mark Normand reveals which porn tape he regrets watching the most. Plus, Mark explains why men can’t get hard, and we talk about diversity in comedy.
Mark was born and raised in New Orleans, LA, surprisingly to two normal parents. As a kid, he spent most of his time shooting short films and wetting the bed. He started doing comedy right after college and quickly moved to New York. Mark now does comedy clubs and colleges across the country and has been involved in many festivals, including Portland, Seattle, DC, Boston, Vancouver, Melbourne, and in 2013, was featured as a New Face at the Montreal Comedy Festival.
In this episode, Mark explains why his manager quit show biz. It’s not too big of a deal during the pandemic, Mark is saving money now. Mark weighs in on the question, are there homophobic pedophiles? Society needs to figure out a way to get in the heads of these pedophiles. Then, Mark describes his first experience with pornography. His friend showed him porn at the age of twelve, and it completely blew Mark’s mind. He jerked off to it for five years after. We talk about regrettable porn viewings, including a toothless woman, a woman with three clits, and eating jizz.
Mark speaks about getting crazy sick and breaking up with his long-term girlfriend of twelve years. He always thought about breaking up with her; however, he never wanted to pull the trigger. The breakup was ugly. So, Mark went on a bender every single night. He even did all the butt stuff with women on dating apps. People are more open to butt stuff then they are willing to say. Everyone likes some tongue action down there. When Mark finishes too fast, he always makes up for it! Plus, after twenty minutes, he is ready to get back in there.
Mark reveals the details behind his worst auditions and pitches ever. On a pitch with Netflix, Mark kept making jokes that turned bad. Plus, we talk about diversity in comedy, why white guys are viewed as evil, and we talk about working with Louis C.K. (before he was canceled). Stay tuned as we talk about lying in relationships, Mark’s first date, and we play Cash Money trivia.
In this Episode:

[ 1:40 ] Why Mark’s manager quit show biz
[ 5:15 ] Are there homophobic pedophiles?
[ 7:30 ] About Mark’s first porn experience
[ 12:10 ] Mark’s parents are hippies
[ 19:00 ] The porn that Mark regrets watching
[ 22:15 ] When Mark got crazy sick and broke up with his long-term girlfriend
[ 25:50 ] Why most people like butt stuff
[ 27:15 ] What Mark does when he finishes too fast
[ 36:00 ] About Mark’s worst auditions and pitches
[ 49:20 ] Comedy in Portland – why Portland is pushing back
[ 51:30 ] When Mark opened for Louis C.K.
[ 56:45 ] Why Mark lies in relationships
[ 60:00 ] About Mark’s first date
[ 65:30 ] Cash Money trivia

Quotes:

“I’m not a porn nut.”
“When you can’t get it up, that’s when women flip.”
“I hid my Viagra like a drug addict.”
“I don’t know if eating ass is kosher.”
“We are all going to die one day.”

Links Mentioned:
Mark’s Website: http://marknormandcomedy.com
Mark’s Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/Mark-Normand-21895626989
Mark’s Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/marknormand/
Email me: emmasbunker@gmail.com

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