Today, Justin Hoff drops in virtually and we jump into a conversation about surviving the end of the world and quarantine dating.
Justin knows more about bees than anyone ever should and Emma answers all your burning sex questions. Get ready to take notes on mastering your first date finesse and how to not scare people away with your porn preferences as Emma and Justin go on a date. Listen in to hear why every apocalypse needs a hype man and all the reasons Justin is going to out-survive us all if things go south.

Episode Timeline:
 
 
•        [00:01] Intro
•        [03:37] Every apocalypse needs a hype man
•        [07:36] Justin Hoff’s crisis plan
•        [09:31] The rule of 3's
•        [13:33] Coronavirus quarintine and depression
•        [18:33] Sex questions
•        [22:45] Why sex is less important to Emma these days
•        [24:54] When you're not on the same page sexually
•        [26:45] Quarantine and Dating
•        [29:04] Justin on sleeping with someone on the first night
•        [31:43] First date questions
•        [37:09] Justin and Emma go on a date
•        [39:33] Caring what people think
•        [47:16] What Justin wants God to say at the pearly gates
•        [48:39] The things he's not very good at
•        [58:18] Emma’s tips and tricks
•        [1:04:00] Corona advice
•        [1:05:16] Where to find Justin Hoff 
 
Resources Mentioned:
•        Social Media Meltdowns IG
•        Social Media Meltdowns YT
 

Standout Quotes:
•        “If a guy judges you for sleeping with them on the first date its because they think oh, 'she'll do this with any asshole,' which means they have very low self-esteem. You know what I mean? They just think, 'I'm just any asshole.'” -Justin Hoff [29:21]    
•        “People are so dumb and it really gets on my nerves...Isnt it funny that people as a whole, I hate them so much. I hate people , I hate humans, like we're all so dumb. But I've never wanted a group of people to like me more.” -Justin Hoff [39:48]

 
Connect:
 
 
Find | Emma Wellmann
At emmacomedy.com
On Instagram: @emmawillmann
On Facebook: @emmacomedy
On Twitter: @emmawillmann
On Youtube: @emmawillman
 
Find | Justin Hoff
On Instagram: @thejustinhoff
@socialmediameltdowns
On Twitter: @jahoff
On Youtube: @Justin Hoff
 
 
 
 
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