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JESSIKA KIRSON "Which Disney character would you murder?"
JESSIKA KIRSON "Which Disney character would you murder?"
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Length:
65 minutes
Released:
Jun 8, 2020
Format:
Podcast episode
Description
Which Disney character would you murder? In this episode, Jessica Kirson and I talk about why she would kill Elsa from Frozen, the reason she didn’t mind sucking dick in high school and what it was like checking into gay rehab.
Jessica Kirson is a powerhouse on stage. Jessica’s act is a hilariously relatable performance of sheer silliness, vulnerability, and ridiculous characters. Her countless comedic character videos have racked up over 30 million views on social media. Her audience is multigenerational, creating an excuse for large groups of friends and families to spend a night out together.
Jessica opens the show speaking about what it was like pledging for a sorority and meeting her first girlfriend. Then, Jessica moved to Lesbianville – she felt a little out of place. However, she was doing so many drugs then, so she needed to get away from her family. Jessica would do cocaine alone; nobody knew about it. She was very good at hiding it, yet she can’t believe that she did drugs alone. Also, Jessica didn’t even like cocaine, it made her super paranoid- she would hear things and sit and listen for two hours. Plus, Jessica speaks about sending marijuana through the mail.
Then, Jessica talks about sending herself to gay rehab. She Googled the rehab herself! Jessica is blessed that she is able to take care of herself. When she made it to rehab, Jessica sat in the waiting room for ten hours because she needed a room by herself. Her family knew that she went to rehab and even visited her. Later, Jessica speaks about doing phone therapy – every time she sits down for a session, she feels enraged. Sometimes Jessica is so angry that she feels like no one understands her. Stay tuned as Jessica speaks about phone therapy, killing Elsa from Frozen, and fighting during the quarantine.
In this Episode:
[ 9:15 ] Pledging for a sorority
[ 11:15 ] Why Jessica doesn’t mind giving blow jobs
[ 12:45 ] About moving to Lesbianville
[ 13:50 ] Jessica liked doing drugs alone
[ 17:20 ] Sending weed through the mail
[ 20:20 ] About going to gay rehab
[ 29:30 ] Why Jessica won’t be playing clubs soon
[ 38:00 ] Jessica is doing phone therapy
[ 44:00 ] How Jessica gets to feel comfortable
[ 50:35 ] When Jessica used to wear skirts and dresses
[ 53:30 ] About getting chased in a nightmare
[ 57:00 ] Why Jessica wants to kill Elsa from Frozen
[ 60:30 ] Fighting as a couple during the quarantine
Quotes:
“I like choking on food, so I didn’t mind sucking a dick.”
“It’s very self-destructive to do cocaine alone.”
“I need my own room in rehab.”
“I wish I could kill Elsa in front of people.”
Links Mentioned:
Jessica’s Website: https://jessicakirson.com/
Relatively Sane: https://jessicakirson.com/podcast/
Jessica’s Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/jessykirson/
Support Jessica at www.Patreon.com/JessicaKirson
Email me: emmasbunker@gmail.com
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This episode is sponsored by
· Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app
Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/emmawillmannshow/support
Jessica Kirson is a powerhouse on stage. Jessica’s act is a hilariously relatable performance of sheer silliness, vulnerability, and ridiculous characters. Her countless comedic character videos have racked up over 30 million views on social media. Her audience is multigenerational, creating an excuse for large groups of friends and families to spend a night out together.
Jessica opens the show speaking about what it was like pledging for a sorority and meeting her first girlfriend. Then, Jessica moved to Lesbianville – she felt a little out of place. However, she was doing so many drugs then, so she needed to get away from her family. Jessica would do cocaine alone; nobody knew about it. She was very good at hiding it, yet she can’t believe that she did drugs alone. Also, Jessica didn’t even like cocaine, it made her super paranoid- she would hear things and sit and listen for two hours. Plus, Jessica speaks about sending marijuana through the mail.
Then, Jessica talks about sending herself to gay rehab. She Googled the rehab herself! Jessica is blessed that she is able to take care of herself. When she made it to rehab, Jessica sat in the waiting room for ten hours because she needed a room by herself. Her family knew that she went to rehab and even visited her. Later, Jessica speaks about doing phone therapy – every time she sits down for a session, she feels enraged. Sometimes Jessica is so angry that she feels like no one understands her. Stay tuned as Jessica speaks about phone therapy, killing Elsa from Frozen, and fighting during the quarantine.
In this Episode:
[ 9:15 ] Pledging for a sorority
[ 11:15 ] Why Jessica doesn’t mind giving blow jobs
[ 12:45 ] About moving to Lesbianville
[ 13:50 ] Jessica liked doing drugs alone
[ 17:20 ] Sending weed through the mail
[ 20:20 ] About going to gay rehab
[ 29:30 ] Why Jessica won’t be playing clubs soon
[ 38:00 ] Jessica is doing phone therapy
[ 44:00 ] How Jessica gets to feel comfortable
[ 50:35 ] When Jessica used to wear skirts and dresses
[ 53:30 ] About getting chased in a nightmare
[ 57:00 ] Why Jessica wants to kill Elsa from Frozen
[ 60:30 ] Fighting as a couple during the quarantine
Quotes:
“I like choking on food, so I didn’t mind sucking a dick.”
“It’s very self-destructive to do cocaine alone.”
“I need my own room in rehab.”
“I wish I could kill Elsa in front of people.”
Links Mentioned:
Jessica’s Website: https://jessicakirson.com/
Relatively Sane: https://jessicakirson.com/podcast/
Jessica’s Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/jessykirson/
Support Jessica at www.Patreon.com/JessicaKirson
Email me: emmasbunker@gmail.com
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This episode is sponsored by
· Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app
Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/emmawillmannshow/support
Released:
Jun 8, 2020
Format:
Podcast episode
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