BECONVENIENCE STORAGED E’ER

By Denny Farrell

THIS BOOK IS ALL ABOUT THE LIFE OF BEING IN ONTEQUERIAN BECONVENIENCE STORAGED E’ER’S ONTIQUELY PRESENTABLE ETERNITY.

• Language: English
• Publisher: iUniverse
• Release date: Apr 23, 2024
• ISBN: 9781663261762

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Beconvenience

Storaged E’er

DENNY FARRELL

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BECONVENIENCE STORAGED E’ER

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Contents

Introduction

SECTION I: A

1Beconvenience Storaged E’er

2Ontheorized Eternity

3Ontasting E’er

4Metaphysical Cartoons

5The Fly On The Ceiling

6E’eresourcing Iffffinitease

7Beble Bluff Mottos

8The Outer Orbit

9Dreame’ergence Theory

10Islands In The Soup

11Becompletely Presentable Eternity

12Iconick Shelving

13Concretely Slabbed

14I Am’d To Dub

15Babustling Off To Be

16Baby He’s Us

17Ifffontickled

18High Q Ifffonticipation

19E’eremembrance

20Rainbows

21Whene’er’s Wilde’erness

22Ont I’m’eden

23Phylumenated All Alone

24I’m’e’Ergently Ontestifffffffff()Ffffffffff I’d

25Simultaneity

SECTION II: B

26Chloe Cole

27Shopping For A Mother

28Of Iffffinition’s Vast E’erays

29When Now Ontouches E’er

30I’d Cruciffffffixtures

31Iffffflatable Eternity

32Of M’animation’s M’animals

33Auditioned M’obviosophy

34Ontwitte’er’dawn

35To Make The Most Of I’d She It

36Iffffontrajectories

37In All’s Anthropapology

38Sumseasontiqued

39Worms In Whate’er

40M’eternity’s Observatory

41Becompetition’s Sporty Crawl

42Qualum Metaphysics

43Confede’erated Notitudes

44Of Bebly Blocked Eternity

45Deconstructing Bruty

46I’m’e’er’ored M’obivositease

47The Metazoo Express

48Egggala Spotlights

49Any E’er At All

50Homade Eternity

PART I: A

1When Baby Wakes Up Olde

2The Motor Movie

3In Spring

4Not Not’s Normal Year

5My Window

6Her Recorded Message

7Oboes In Heaven

8Giraffe

9Now’s Consequences

10The Perfect Life

11My Sum Day’s School In E’er

12My Ontological Career

13Ukelele Universes

14Beble Gumption

15There’s Ickiness And Stickiness

16Iffffledging Meatloaf

17To Cube To Be

18The Fall Of Man

19Ontwinkled Lichtenau’s Iffffarm

20Eternity’s Intended

21Ontequations

22The Dinner Party

23I Got Stuck

24Cosmic Immersion

25The’s Middle Of The’s Night

PART II: B

26Ontelligenced Eternity

27Ifedlots For M’eternity

28News From Eternity

29The M’eternal Etiquette

30All Ye Iffffffriends

31Elegy For Mary Troy

32Irene Dunne

33Oortjeshekken

34Better Lucks Eternity

35True Love

36Novemver 4, 2020

37Now’s Conseqences

38Standing On The Corner

39The Work Of The World

40Ontheory’s Pregnant Zeros

41I Ambushing Eternity

42Difffe’erontical Equations

43The Fossil Evidence

44Ifffffalling Through Eternity

45Ontidied Up Eternity

46A Phylum Onthine Own

47The Pinup On The Cross

48Now’s Underworked Eternity

49When To Be’s Batteries Run Out

50The Horizon Home

Glossary

Introduction

With all due respect to the cosmic curriculum at the university level of reality, this book may be said to be ‘ontaking m’exception’ to the cosmological ground of being as the foundational concept of being. That curriculum, as ifffffound out about while searching through ontrash might also dig up just this ontique’erian literary text, ontitled ‘BECONVENIENCE STORAGED E’ER’ dislodged as such from could be’s cosmic dirt. As seen in both eastern and western philosophies, this book assumes that what is generally referenced as ‘the objective cosmos’ is not quite all there’s to {{IT}}, when it comes to reality. That perspective deposits a given universe as all there is to the playing field of ifffffundimentional iffffe’erealty. Mathematically speaking the quantumized result of that perspective alphabetizes this facticity with a framework of logical limits as expressed in the 0/1 logic codes as operate computer intelligence. The results (with such quantum restraints) is a view of temporality that is restricted to mathematical discontinuities in the progression of temporal events. In terms of calculus such events are not describable by a continuum of ontintegralifffffffffunctions. In that view any ontologically construed continuum is broken at the log minus 44 log 10 second increment level. Time as such is not a mathematical continuum describable by a calculus of equations. The alternative to this discontunous cosmological perspective would be the ontological view that ontological time(ont I’m) m’obeys an ontologically describable ‘IFFFUNCTIONAL ONTEGRAL’ in an E’EREALTY that defies such Planck limits. In this view the ‘could be curve’ of e’erealty’ is an ontological continuum I’D E’ER’D BEYOND THE PREMISES OF A STRICTLY OBJECTIVE UNIVERSE, I’d e’er’d as such beyond the {{IT}} of any given universe.

At it eterns out, to make any progress with this ontological perspective we have to replace the olde logical alphabet (0/1) with an ontological alphabet (NOT/NOTNOT). By making this ‘switch’ we convert monolithic {{BEING}} into binary {{NOTNOT BEING}}. Establishing this {{notnotitude}} as the I’mathematical basis of reality, an entirely ifffffreshly I’driven eternity m’eme’erges. It is that new eternity that is what this book is all about.

Two postulates immediately emerged from this notnotitudinal perspective on ‘being’. 1. Eternity is more than a mathematical construct of non-finite temporality. 2. Any given universe must be viewed as a merely cosmetrickly definable ‘EXAMPLARY SAMPLE’ of a larger more ‘ontiquely pervasive e’erealty’.

As such, ontiquely presentable eternity becomes plausible as a result of two points of ifffffffactuality’s iffffffacticity 1. Eternity exhibits ‘notnotitude’. 2. ‘NOW’ presenting present tense exhibits ont I’mobibility of ‘nextitudinating’ in an ONTOLOGICAL NEIGHBORHOOD OF NEWSY NOWS. Ontologically speaking, in e’erather ontique terms, that’s all it takes to turn a mathematically describable eternity into an ‘ONTOLOGICALLY PRESENTABLE ETERNITY’. According to this book, that’s exactly what we, meaty physickly immersed in a universe, are e’ereally becommercialized onto. But iffffff our being is becommercialized in such ontique e’erealty, we may wonder, how beconvenient are the ontological