THE ROMANCE OF BEING

By Denny Farrell

About the Author:

Composing metaphysics, poetry, and music since the age of six, Denny Farrell now divides his attention between the south of France and Japan. Author of The Charm of Being, The Sonnet Files, The M'Eternity Ward, and an opera, Farrell places heavy demands on several genres of the arts. Of his life he has sa

• Language: English
• Publisher: Dennis Schmitt
• Release date: Nov 9, 2022
• ISBN: 9781088072790

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Romance Of Being

Denny Farrell

Copyright @ 2022 by

Denny Farrell

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Dedication

For Marquis de B.Patterson

Acknowledgment

the author wishes to thank several contributers to these texts: Edna watchers, malcolm edgar,gisela steinmayer,ans hoefnagel,edward dougherty, jeff shea, christine wondrak,christopher noel,deirdre wiegandt and cynthia hammond.

Table Of Contents

"Tis Night…But Tis Not Never’s Night

Introductions From Outside

0ntentroductions To Texts

Book One

Tis Night… But Tis Not Never’s Night… Of Apriori E’ers……………

With Wants As Are Not Never’s Wants

To Make The’s E’er Taste More Home Towned

M’onto Be Heralded The’s Hero………………

II Home Ontowned Ifffe’er

Of Now As Is Not Never’s Now

III At Once Upon A Time

IV To M’ente’erprize M’eternity

V (Grandeur’s Dream Garage)

VI God Dragged In

VII Disqualifffications Qualiffff I’d

VIII Qualiffffications Disqualiffffied

IX Those Darn’d Onthings

X Off Hadean Shores

XI The’s Motto Revealed

XII In Which The First Book Concludes

Book Two

I Auditions For Eternity

II The Monster In The Mirror

III I’mugged Auditions Of M’eternity

IV The Annals Of The Animals

V I’mbarrassed Into Being

VI Egggrowth Of Zeros

VII Dolled Up For Dates

VIII Ifffff( )Ffffore’er Flavors

IX High Suicide Society

X Digression Down A Daughter Fall By Neck On Torso To Be Noosed……

XI Miss Bemannappeal

XII Discretion Here Is Well Advised

XIII E’eroost Egg Nests

XIV A Place Eternity Could Go

XV Mirror Mugged Again

XVI Exxxxxxxxx( )Xxxxxxxxdream Romance

Book Three

I M’eternities As Improvised

II Her Secret Meeting

III But She Shows Up For Tea

IV Insteadied Into Beble School

V Playing Tag Alone

VI Playing Tag Intwined

VII Eternity At Last Ont I’m

VIII Sheggglows Yond Dark

Book Four

I The’s Theory Of Eternity

II Being And Possibility

III Resultimatums

IV The Theory Of Pregnant Zero’s As  Ifffflight’s Inflight Song.

V  The’s Conquest Of Eternity

VI Ontattle Taled Eternity

Book Five

Onte’ere’ergations

II Hamlet’s Question

III Queries Noughtonautical

IV Building B* Brought Up *The Cheops Pyramid At Giza

V  Eternity Self Séanced

VI Séantifffic Proof Of Miss Eternity

VII Extracting Miss Eternity From E’er

VIII Ifffabrick Laye’ers

IX Going Fishing In Church’d As Ifffonts

X How Odd Is It To Be

XI Reusable Notnotitude

XII Beble Bomb Drops On Eternity

XIII The’s Beble Board Game

XIV Universioneering Feelings

XV PORC

XVI Vacations From Eternity

XVII Just What If This Eternity’s A Dud

XVIII Do It One’self’s Eternity

XIX Becommandments

XX The’s Eternity Project

Book Six

Dreame’ergencies

I I’mugged By The Mirror

II Dreame’ergent’s Ifffffished Outing

III Dream Secretions

Book Seven

(Half Time In Eternity)

II Perfumelodes

III Gizmoticks

IV Half Time Resorts

Book Eight

The’s Ides Of E’er

Book Nine

Iffffollow’d Iffffellow Egggirled

II Transmitting The Self-Evidence

IV Accute Girl Wars

V The Squirt Gun Holocaust

VI Heading Off For Hell

VII The Jig Was Up

VIII The’s Poker Prayers

Book Ten

II Preliminary Self-Evidence

III Adventours Of God’s Looking Glass

IV How At Last She Makes Out With Herself

V The Cathedral Of Mirrors

VI Eternity Turns Up In The’s Belongings

VII Her Church In Hell

VIII The’s News Ontestament

IX Ifffformed Self-Evidenced Defense

X The Landmark Of Eternity

XI The Romance Of Being

XII Condemniffffied

Book Eleven

I The Shutter Shack

II Our Hero Returns From Poker Play

III Departing Onto Building B

IV Iffffffailure To E’erive At Building B

V What Nextitudinates?

VI Miss Eternity’s Cheerleader E’erives

VII Forgiveness For Eternity?

VIII The Beblist M’eme’ergency

IX The Crime Iffffff( )Fffffessed

X Forgiveness For Eternity

XI Zigzagging’s Hero

XII I’mirror Mugged Again

XIII High Suicide Society

XIV Our Hero’s End

Book Twelve

I Sabbaticalled From Being

II S’e’ervivors Of Eternity

IV Eternity Versus The Universe

V The’s Beble Fight Song

V God Humore’s Mine’er

"Tis Night…But Tis Not Never’s Night

I

OF A PRIORI E’ERS. Which is to say that by sums almightning stroke…….. ( )………TO BE’S AVAILABLE, which is to say that "E’EREALTY’S SUM WHATE’ER’D ONT I’M". As just ont I’m’d with such conside’erations, THE ROMANCE OF BEING sets out into the great unknown. However, if you like your metaphysics dry, I would skip this essay and go straight to the poetry’s narrative.

As lighthouse poetry outs go, THE ROMANCE OF BEING must be beaconside’er’d the most becommoddious poem e’erable. Anthropreposte’erologists universally agree. No strictly cosmological approach can grasp the becompletely perposte’erous theses of this ontiquely hype’erthetical romance, exposing the e’eromatic nowsiness of notnotitude and the e’eromantic culture of countenance as well. A priorily speaking, two perspectives are challenged by this poem’s metaphysics of BEING AND POSSIBILITY. The poem disputes the notion that 1. Eternity is a strictly mathematical construct of non-finite temporality and 2. The conception of an objective universe is all that need ever be bothered with to becompass reality. These two propositions have received the god or no god, house keeping’s ceiling of approval for so long that language wouldn’t know how to practice plausibility without them.

And yet, conclusions of these archival texts, just e’erecently unearthed, suggest that a counter-proposition may, in the’s ifffffinal analysis, prevail. The counter proposition, in a not-not’shell is as iffffffffollows:

Eternity must be viewed as a more than strictly mathematical construct of non-finite temporality.

A universe, any universe at all, must be construed as a sort of mere samplifffication of eternity’s ontiquely substantial e’erealty…….a sort of……cosmological dark hole in the e’er greate’erealty of a rathe’er more …..whologrammatically presentable eternity.

As e’ercrafted heaventilatedly, this seems to be the a priorily preposte’erous claim of these several texts. There seems to be no other way to decipher the language of these archival ‘asifffontextsualized, hype’ertheticontical texts’ without this conclusion. It should be noted that these texts have been becomprehensively vacuumed and dusted for m’e’er’s asiffffffffingersprints, in conclusion to be deciphered with these explanatory results:

Two grammatickly fundamental verb moods must be employed to becompletely grasp onto the reality that more than matters regarding………THE’S ONTITHETICAL E’EREALTY OF ONTIQUELY IFFFFFFF ( )FFFFFFINITE ETERNITY. Grammatically speaking we are referring to:

The indicatively indicated presentED tense.

The’s hype’erthetically subjunctiffffied….. presentABLE tense.

Employing these grammatical variants, reality may be evaluated in two ways. 1. As facts to be presentED. 2. As iffffactovations of presentABILITY, quite possibly quite not yet presented. It is through the preposte’erological perspectives of e’erealized e’erealty that the ‘eternity concept’ gets bailed out of its strictly mathematical non-finite temporality status. With or without a universe to background eternity’s asiffffffigurations, eternity is onthusly to be postulated as sum’s assortment’s e’erather ontique presentability. It is courtesy of its ontiquely presentable status that it’s strictly mathematical infinitizations e’ergraduate to ifffffinitizations as ifffffactoried by becompletely presentable eternity. That this presentability contains (ontente’ertains)cosmic holes within its ontrophickly presentable whole is what constitutes its cosmontological totality in the’s e’erealty investmental e’eresults.

The fact that much of eternity is only asiffffffpresent at a given moment creates an admittedly rather quasi situation, a dreame’ergently quasituation, one might say. As investmental opportunities of the most becompletely becomprehensbile assortment, this really very quasi situation, establishes sum’s assortment’s ontique shoppe’s total ontentinventory, ifffe’ercrafted out of becompletely, becomprehensiffffff iffffacilities. If this were just sums assort of dialectical idealism, we might be able to just put a universe to work on it. But as it eterns out….a sample universe has too many alibis to qualifffffffffff ( )fffffffffffy for such a justajiffffy’s job. You really have to beget ontrophickly presentable eternity to work on this justajiffffldominion’s job this time e’eround. Two metaphysical items make this job workable.

Pregnant zeroblty’s {{NOTNOTITUDE}} which is the active ingrediontent accountable for ontique shopping in gene’eralifffff I’d’s ifffffontique’shopping sprees.

The’s {{nowsy news’e’ervice}}, without which pregnant zero’s hero’s notnotitude couldn’t nextitudinate m’any’s thing’s ongoing e’eraft’s projections. Indeed, it seems to be the nextitudinatiffffity scenery of nows beacontextualized with all of’s neighborly nows that begets notnotitude onto the’s neighborly news’e’ervice grip of the’s iffffontrophickly presentable eternity that’s available for purchase in this ontique shoppe’s metaphorickly mined inventory.

To sume’erize then: 1. Reality is to be viewed by these (asiffffff) ontexts as sum’s ontique shopping spree’s notnotitudinatifffffffity scenery e’ergoing on whate’er workout’s whims in nowsy newse’ervice grip’s nextitudinatiffffffity’s whene’erizoned beblinked to be banked ability. To be completely m/accurate about this it must be m’estated that notnotitude’s notnotitude can be justajifffficktishly e’eresultimatumized, as ifffFrenched syntackticly, by m’appointmented asiffffacts, as I’m’etifffffored m’ontugged out to be MINED (pardon my French).

The consequence of this is…of course…of course…not ….. not….that, subjectifffffly speaking, notnotitude’s m’abilities are I’mbarrassingly…….. {{ONT I’M}}….rather than, strictly speaking, just on time. To beget to whate’er that this is all about, ideas (ideational objects), just won’t do the justajifffy’s just ont I’magic trick. That’s because it’s strictly speaking’s I’magick ontrick and ont I’m’I’deas are e’erequired for this one’s pregnant zero.

So, there you have it in a not not’shell’s new just ont I’m’etaphysics, a metameaty physics that suggests newsy new asiffffoundations for things like 1. Plato’s theory of ideas. 2. Cartesian dualism. 3. Hegel’s dialectical idealism…..in fact….THE’S WORKS….THE’S WHATE’ER WORKS ifffonticepticklishly to scratch itchurches with some hope for a low down cheap punk infinity’s eternity, that, as it eterns out, is really a candidate to be soone’er or late’er’s ontrophickly presentable iffffffff( )fffffffinity’s ifffffinitizable’s m’eternity {{{I}}} can be date to be ego summing out on dates with.

The Romance of Being seems, as decyphe’er’d thus far(in e’er) seems to be ego sum’s pregnant zero’s hero m’adventouring m’e’er’s m’adventures researching 1. (being) Ont I’m and 2. (romanced) I’d thou art….in this preposte’erously ifffffunct eternity as a prioritized in ontrophickly presentable iffffff ( ) ffffff e’erway’s ifffflightning stricken almightning strikes.

II

Which presents the reader with a really, really quasi situation. Ok, so like the academicals have synapsed their say. But let’s see what this really very quasi situation might mean in practickly perhapsy’s asifffonterminology’s ifffffelt onterms. Look out your window.

Can you see just how becompletely out of the blue to be’sky just might be? Like…the sky’s ifff( )ffffffalling on the romance of being. Does your mind have a catche’er’s mit to catch on the caught e’er of all that. Some people use equations for this, but equations are just numbered idea relations that don’t quite do it. Let’s start ove’er this time with the two umbrellas theory.

Since these texts unload ont I’mbrellas becompletely over the sky, it must be said that the hero here’s deame’erged onto a really, really, very, very quasi situation. I mean, like usually umbrellas are opened up under skies, to catch the rain that falls…like…like… from the skies. But here! We’ve got the becommoddity of a very, very quasi situation where it’s not the rain…..it’s the’s asfff( )ffffe’erain that’s falling through eternity.

Well, I suppose I could open two umbrellas. 1. One in the indicative beneath the sky where star dust fog patterns come from and 2. One subjuncticated, hype’erthetickly to be the, shall we say, the’s ontopping off the sky, like cherries on whipped cream e’ereighning on eternity, dreame’ergently to dream. Well, that’s THE TWO UNBRELLAS THEORY we will need to text our hero through this most ontantalizing tale. So, there he is 1. As indicated to be presented and 2. As subjunctiffffffffffly to be presentable, iffffffalling through the world while iffffffalling as well throughout eternity. All in all, one can see that our hero has asylumated his selfished out self to a really, really quasi situation. I mean a really very, very quasi quasituation. I mean as hype’erthetical situations go this has (justajifffffly) to be construed as (once Miss Eternity dreame’erges) really pretty quasi.

III

But which eternity is our pregnant zero’sheroic hero really falling through? Is it really not the eternity that’s just a mathematical construct of non-finite temporality? Or is that the eternity that’s, in just agiffffy, after all is said and done, the eternity that’s ‘qualifffffffffffff() fffffffffffff I’d to be ontrophickly presentable’. I mean, let’s think about it. What would it take for eternity to become along for the’s e’erides (at half time) with sum’s assorted presentability of metaphysics jumping out of m’anywhere’s whate’er. Well, it’s in that whate’er e’erain’d owned e’er that’s what our hero’s taken to with whene’er’s whims……. ontheorized for settings out into the great unknown. That the great unknown emerges to be a rather confusing bewilde’er’dness……. does not deter him in his m’adventures. He plows right ahead through dialectical ideas that end up as nothing more than just himself. He plows right ahead through the barnyard dirt of log 17 base 10 seconds of yokal p-universampliffffication, in which he finds no one more than pregnant zero’d’s’kills of himself.

But, speaking of universe…. conducting a few science experiments, our hero comes up with a series of (not that many) equations that explain that particularly sampliffffied yokality, which he learns to attend as a universiteased I’mputent ont’student. But, university or no university, I’mputent ont or no I’mputent ont, our hero can’t be fooled out of the notnotitude of being as whene’erized as he just might be. He immediately realizes that he is breathing e’er, not so much as aposteriorily outgassed as…..as……..I’moments of e’er breadth’d just ont I’m’d. Let’s listen in on him talking to himself:

"Ok, so, now’s available now which is not never…which nextitudinates to next door neighbor nows that behave nowhere to stop. Ok, so with the’s nowsy new’s’ervice grip on the prowl, now’s go on forever. Let’s call that eternity, which could be just a mathematical construct of non-finite temporality in a samplifffffactoried universe that seems like all there is. But wait up log 17 base 10 seconds. That universe is measurably local in what has just begot to be sum’s what large’er e’er. Eternity has just begot to be more than some timing’s mathematical infinity.

Things happen that can be added up to be auditioned for being things that are not only presentED when they occur, but are also presentABLE whene’er they’re not yet quite possibly occurred. So, I’m going to have to have two grammars to get a hold of this notnotitude ont I’m’s in. I’m going to require the indicative for what is happening and I’m going to require the subjunctive (he means the hype’erthetical) for what is just asiffffff presentable in the eternity that is more than a strictly mathematical construct of non-finite temporality. And hey! Wait up on myself why don’t I! I mean, like there is myself to consider after’s all. Just m’exactly (pardon my French) what do {{{{{I}}}}} have to do with this really very quasi, quasi quasituation?"

IV