The Sonnet Files: Of Ontrophickly Presentable Eternity

By Denny Farrell

Like the chimes of the cathedral, the Farrellian Sonnet almightning strikes again. The insurrection of NOTNOTITUDE, as aboriginally encountered in THE CHARM OF BEING, elaborates new m’adventures in THE SONNET FILES. In tandem, this set of books represents the most ‘ontiquely m’advanced’ set of paper products to yet see print. If ever there were poetry outings, these are them. If ever there was d’iffe’eronticalitease, this is it, auditioning readershipment talents for reading pieces into ontrophickly presentable eternity’s preposte’erous puzzle.

• Language: English
• Publisher: iUniverse
• Release date: Mar 28, 2021
• ISBN: 9781663219213

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Contents

Acknowledgments

Introduction

SECTION I

1 . Life In Whate’er

2 . The’s Alphabet

3 . Advice On Counting

4 . Eternity’s Iffffortitude

5 . A Girl Among Planaria

6 . The Holocene

7 . The Fall of Man

8 . Oh! Dear! My Past!

9 . Knossos

10 . Molly By The Sea

11 . N’alibible’s Beble Text

12 . Iffff( )Fffontellected Vertigo

13 . Better Luck’s Eternity

14 . Perpetual Emotion

15 . The Ballad of High Noon’s Mile

16 . Light, Action, Becommerce

17 . Collapsable Eternities

18 . A Phylum In Elysium

19 . Tonight’s The Night!

20 . Samples of Eternity

21 . Auditioning To Not To Be

22 . Potholes

23 . Eternity’s Observatories

24 . The Girl Came Pigeon Toed

25 . The Tides of Wars

SECTION II

26 . Les Preludes

27 . Liebes Tod

28 . Doris Day

29 . Ont I’m’s Market

30 . True Love

31 . Phyluminative To Eternity

32 . Of Miss Eternity As Matters

33 . M’eternity’s Domain

34 . Those Weekend Suicides

35 . Pacific Heights

36 . Apprenticed To Eternity

37 . A Man From Arkansas

38 . Leftovers

39 . The Fly

40 . Once Miss Eternity Emerged

41 . November 4, 2020

42 . Some Feat of Dirt

43 . Bebless’d M’eternitease

44 . Eternitease Spent On Location

45 . Some Recent Seconds

46 . To Transport Miss Eternitease

47 . Notnot Attempts

48 . Murdered In Paradise

49 . Ontribulation’s Universe

50 . Eggedontitude’s Eggodditease

SECTION III

51 . M’expectable M’eternity

52 . Emotion Picture Scenery

53 . A Gathering of Words

54 . Cooped Coffined To Bemannappeals

55 . As Chained To The’s Whene’erative

56 . News From Eternity

57 . M’adam And M’eve

58 . By Courtesy of Cosmontosis

59 . Birds In The Barn

60 . In Us Divined

61 . Pretty Pleas

62 . Locked Onto Luck

63 . An Olden Tale

64 . Of E’eromancipated Mist

65 . Ontwinkled Lichtenau’s Iffffarm

66 . Becomick Bookings

67 . Becomplaints

68 . I’maxwell M’equations

69 . The’s Ides of E’er

70 . The Countenance Revolution

71 . Twilight of Egggoddities

72 . Bach’s Fugues

73 . Eternitease’er Ontourages

74 . To Be Betrayed

75 . The Pin Up On The Cross

SECTION IV

76 . Miss Eternectomies

77 . Iffff( )Fffffactivist Eternity

78 . Ifffff( )Ffffffactifffffff( )Fffffist Eternities

79 . X Is Y

80 . When Halos Are Tarantulated

81 . Iffffstricken From The’s Record

82 . Onte’er’d Obviosity

83 . Buddha’s Buds

84 . Paradice Conditions

85 . Holocausts In Hiding

86 . Examples of M’eternity

87 . Supremacy Is On Vacation

88 . Of Lit’e’er’d Miss Eternity

89 . When Now Is Not Enough

90 . Respect For All Of’s Sentience

91 . Ipphphphph( )Phphphylums In Elysium

92 . Ontalention

93 . Entropicalle’er’d Ontrophique

94 . Miss Eternity Removal

95 . Whate’er’s Ontequariums

96 . Zzzzz( )Zzzzzzzze’eromonticipation’s Heart

97 . Being Knows All About Being

98 . Ifffffff E’er Knows Almost All Of’s All’s M’availabilitease

99 . Or Ifffffff( )Fffffff E’er Knows All Of All Of All’s M’availabilitease

100 . As Just A Jiffffy’s Hero

The’s Glossary

Appendix I: Sum’s letters from the’s dug outs of I’metiffffore as mined

Appendix II: Sum’s Conclusions

Acknowledgments

The author wishes to thank several subauthors for their contributions to these texts.

1. Smitty the Plumber, Edna Watchers, Marquis Patterson and Gisela Steinmayer served as the most aboriginal progenitors of this book.

2. Jeff Shea provided the critical mass propelling this book to its completion.

3. Craig Deutsche, an author in his own right, provided sustained criticism for this book throughout the period of its emergence.

4. Deirdre Wiegandt, with Christine Wondrak, provided the critical data back up support.

5. Ans Hoefnagel, a poet in her own right, made the first translations of book’s innovative poetic stylizations. These translations have been published independently.

6. Edward Dougherty served as the new poetry’s premiere metaphysical consultant.

7. Other important contributors to the texts include Cynthia Hammond, Cheryl Kolander, Judith Powell and Claire Gardiner.

Introduction

LEVE’ERAGING PRESENTABLE ETERNITY

The reader may be familiar with two almost truistically defined cosmological concepts concerning the world around h(er)im. 1. Eternity, the completely abstract, mathematical construct of non-finite temporality. 2. The objective universe that is, for all intents and purposes, all there is, to be worth talking about. Somewhere in the midst of all this, the reader may be vaguely aware of the concept of ‘being’, definable as a kind of predication for objective reality, as in the sentence X is Y, where ‘being’ serves as the symbolically logical predication that connects X to Y.

The premise of the field of metaphysics that the reader is about to enter is that, if one wishes to pursue reality to the point of metaphysical exhaustion, one has to reevaluate these two assertions in a becompletely different way. 1. Eternity must be viewed as more than a temporal infinity. 2. The objective universe must be relegated to a large’er metaphysical environment that, theoretically speaking, it is seated in.

To make any progress at all in this pursuit the reader must become to terms with some new concepts.

1. Being as a monolithic concept must be given a binary construction to form the concept of ‘not-not-itude’.

2. The mathematical concept of logically infinite time must give way to the ontologically hype’erthetical concept of ‘iffffffff( )fffffffinite time’.

Once the reader has some sense of time’s processes as an eventual ifffffinitude in the context of being as a notnotitude, he may proceed to ‘now’ as a nowsy presentedness. But we are asking a bigger question here. For all of now’s nowsiness, becomprehensively speaking, when is that nowsiness? Almightning striking with its ontological availability, the answer is of course, of course not…….not………NOW IS ……..WHENEVER. Locked in that whenever is the greatest story of all time, the not ne’erative of now’s nextitudinatable whene’eritude. Locked safely in that nextitudinatable now is