75 Things NOT to Do in Prison
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Being incarcerated for nineteen years, I've seen a lot of things I wish I hadn't. This book is very detailed on the things you just shouldn't do in case you happen to find yourself in custody. All stories are 100 percent true. No lies. Some I witnessed and some I had heard or was a part of. Some though hilarious are still true. Once again I have nothing against the LGBTQ+ community or anything against women, but I wanted my readers to see through the words (language) of the prison culture. This is not your typical Orange Is the New Black or Prison Break. This is the real deal. I know everyone who has not been locked up or doesn't know anyone who has have a lot of curiosity on what actually goes on in prison. Now there will be another book because there are a lot more things you shouldn't do in prison. But I can't let my readers take me to bed without buying me dinner. Please have a wonderful read and always remember, don't drop the soap.
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75 Things NOT to Do in Prison - Orlindo "Neeno" Myles
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About the Author
cover.jpg75 Things NOT to Do in Prison
Orlindo Neeno
Myles
Copyright © 2024 Orlindo Neeno
Myles
All rights reserved
First Edition
Fulton Books
Meadville, PA
Published by Fulton Books 2024
ISBN 979-8-89221-165-9 (paperback)
ISBN 979-8-89221-167-3 (digital)
Printed in the United States of America
Introduction
It's impossible to see the changes that I made in my life when all they see is the boy I left behind.
My name is Orlindo Antonio Myles, but my family calls me Neeno.
I've been incarcerated since the age of fifteen. I am now thirty-three going on thirty-four.
My birthday is October 11, 1989.
I have seen so much s— since I've been incarcerated, and I know that the public wouldn't believe half of the stuff that they read inside this book, but it is true.
It's not only humorous, but it's real, you know. I am trying to get my name out there. I'm a