No Common Sense:: Donald J. Trump and the Big Bad Government

By Lucy Furr

You are cordially invited to participate in my absurd but heartfelt attempt to help save this nation from corruption, stupidity, and evil beings of one sort or another. No Common Sense is a genre-bending political satire-based update of Founding Father Thomas Paine’s original Common Sense. An argument and a declaration for independence and freedom from a totalitarian king. Using my fake but funny original concept, a reality fairytale about Donald Trump and the big bad government, I try to enlighten and humor my readers about the need to stand up to a terminally corrupt and authoritarian federal government. Our unique freedoms and rights as American citizens are in danger. Like the classic Common Sense, No Common Sense is concise, around 34,000 words, and aspires to motivate Americans as the original did in 1776.

A couple hundred million people either love or love to hate Donald Trump, and would be interested in this book. Whether you love or hate him, he is currently being piled on by our out-of-control federal government. He has been persecuted, harassed, and setup for the past eight years. If an ex-president of the United States and current front-runner for a second term can be targeted for prosecution, then who is safe? He has been spied on, fraudulently setup numerous times, had his property raided, family and associates, including his attorneys, harassed, and threatened. Trump is now uniquely charged with crimes no one else has ever been charged with. He is eligible for well over 700 years in prison, if convicted. Imagine what the government could do to any one of us.

• Language: English
• Publisher: Archway Publishing
• Release date: Feb 27, 2024
• ISBN: 9781665756921

Lucy Furr

Lucy Furr is just an anonymous, atypical at best, American human being, with an above average sense of humor, and a twisted imagination. He is trying to wake up a few million people to the reversible plight of our imperfect union, make people laugh, inform about our country’s dangerous situation, and make a few bucks. After a quarter century as a professional analyst and writer of boring real estate reports, he thought he would try something, and stop the decline of another great country. He loves pizza, his dog, friends, family, country, God given rights, and using commas in long sentences.

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Library of Congress Control Number: 2024903355

Archway Publishing rev. date: 02/27/2024

CONTENTS

Prologue

Chapter 1  Fear and Loathing in Nyc, 2015

Chapter 2  Ten Competitors Butts

Chapter 3  Beautiful Crooked Hillary

Chapter 4  When Spying isn’t Spying

Chapter 5  Putting Party Before Country

Chapter 6  The Insurance Policy

Chapter 7  Setup #2: Ukraine

Chapter 8  Impeachment Impeachment

Chapter 9  Let’s Go Brandon!

Chapter 10  We Got Away with Everything

Chapter 11  The Laptop from Hell

Chapter 12  Thank God for the Chinese

Chapter 13  How Many States Stopped Counting

Chapter 14  81 Million Votes for Who?!

Chapter 15  Setup #3: January 6, 2021

Chapter 16  The Emperor has No Clothes

Chapter 17  The Traitor Hall of Fame Nominees

Chapter 18  A Special Thanks to Congress

Chapter 19  Still Getting Away with Everything

Chapter 20  The Gestapo Raid for the Hell of it

Chapter 21  Indictment 1 But First...

Chapter 22  Indictment 2

Chapter 23  Indictment 3

Chapter 24  Indictment 4

Chapter 25  JFK, RFK, RFK JR, and Trump

Chapter 26  The End is Near!?

Chapter 27  No Common Sense Too

Epilogue

About the Author

PROLOGUE

Government, even in its best state, is but a necessary evil; in its worst state, an intolerable one.

A body of men holding themselves accountable to nobody ought not be trusted by anybody.

He who dares not offend cannot be honest.

-Thomas Paine, author of Common Sense, philosopher, activist, and Founding Father.

Free speech is my right to say what you don’t want to hear.

-George Orwell, real journalist, deceased author of 1984 but still a pain in the ass to authoritarian governments.

When a government betrays the people by amassing too much power and becoming tyrannical, the people have no choice but to exercise their original right of self-defense – to fight the government.

-Alexander Hamilton, Founding Father, 1st Secretary of the United States Treasury, not a smart dueler, but a hell of a popular theatre subject.

Imagination is more important than knowledge.

-Albert Einstein, physicist, scientist, author, smartest dude.

The enemy is anybody who’s going to get you killed, no matter what side he is on.

-Joseph Heller, author of Catch 22 and other important American classics, smartest ass.

"Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds…

Follow her down…waiting to take you away…

Climb in the back with your head in the clouds

And you’re gone."

Money…that’s what I want.

-The Beatles, Founding Fathers of Rock & Roll. Money was released November 22,1963; the day JFK was assassinated.

The downward spiral of dumbness in America is about to hit a new low.

I learned a long time ago that reality was much weirder than anyone’s imagination.

I hate to advocate alcohol, drugs, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they’ve always worked for me.

-Hunter S. Thompson, gonzo author, journalist, sportswriter, drug connoisseur, and legendary eccentric.

"You are about to enter another dimension…

Your next stop, the Twilight Zone."

-Rod Serling, writer, and narrator of The Twilight Zone.

Help, I’m being repressed!

-Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

Wake Up

-Rage Against the Machine

"It’s weighing on me heavily lately how much evil, yes evil, surrounds us. It’s not disguised anymore.

... It’s intentional. And it’s evil."

Dan Bongino, ex Secret Service agent, police officer, author, podcaster, and patriot.

What an excellent day for an exorcism.

-A demon from The Exorcist.

"I’m going off the rails,

On this crazy train."

Crazy Train by Ozzy Osbourne, Founding Father of Rock & Roll, artist, musician, TV star, and celebrity madman.

ENTER HERE

So, what the fuck is happening with this country?! Not even 250 years old, but as weak, decrepit, and corrupt as we can stand. Divided we have fallen and can’t get up. Reaching zero cred. Our Founding Fathers, who risked their lives and treasure to create the United States, must be rolling in their graves like a kid on his first ecstasy tablet. Lucy (in my current gender-bending position) felt less sick, after the ten minutes in total it took me to chug a bottle of Cinzano Asti Spumante, before I lost my virginity. I have a few facetious answers that will probably get me cancelled, sued, perhaps arrested, and more than a few death threats. F them, if they can’t take a joke, right? For what these domestic or foreign (extraterrestrial) evil enemies are doing with our country, to Hell with them anyway. This is why I am here with you now.

Is truth really stranger than fiction? Not compared to mine. I do admit, Lucy will have to try her best to reach the insane, absurd, and mentally-challenged level, our leadership in the federal government has brought us down to. I would say, just under a rattlesnake’s ass at this point. Unlike our constantly lying shit-for-brains political leaders in Washington DC of both parties, everything I wrote has been fact checked by Ben Dover from the law firm of Seymour Butts & Associates.

Could this 24/7 living-dead nightmare all really be simple as a bunch of sick, malevolent, and bloodthirsty, but brain-deceased incompetent fascist zombies taking power? A stupid-ass walking-dead apocalypse straight out of a low budget film. This may be an easy analysis in countless idiotic bad movies and shows. Unfortunately, the derangement and constitutional crisis is real, no matter how fake and twisted this fishy tale and Lucy Furr is. Anyway who would try to get away with such a far-fetched and ridiculous plotline to sell a book these days?

The lead enemy pinheads of the most powerful Executive Branch agencies and bureaus in Washington DC are already infected with a rabid, real, or imagined disease, now formally known as Trump Derangement Syndrome (TDS), and all aboard for the ride. The ends justify the means is the excuse of the stupid and seditious monsters. Those who do not give a second thought to trampling on established laws, the Constitution, our rights, and anyone who gets in their way will be crushed. Like unreserved seating at a Houston hip-hop concert, anything goes to get to the stage, including 187s. The new gold rush is on to bring down Donald J. Trump. You can’t make an excellent omelet without breaking some eggs. If the law and Constitution are trampled underfoot by those in federal law enforcement, or weaponized against we the people, attorneys and family members of the accused are persecuted, citizens are forced into bankruptcy to defend themselves in court, threats of inhumane prison terms over politics, to save democracy we are told, then so be it. These deranged, corrupt, idiotic but powerful, out-of-control evil ghouls are disgraceful hypocrites, traitors, and felons. The elected pawns of these rich and powerful supporters are their pathetic obedient bitches. This diseased cabal in our nation’s capital excel when it comes to lying and seditiously breaking the law, which makes them even more dangerous, as they control the central power and the press.

The Legislative Branch of our government consists of mostly old, go-along-to-get-along, irresponsible, immoral, cowardly, compromised, corrupt, and stupid, ultra-processed-American cheese-establishment frauds. They attain political office by promising to do good for the people they represent, then only think about getting cash and reelected. They seem to develop their own evil terminal illnesses over time. Congress’s pathetic and helpless baby-doe reaction to this lawless fascist regime would make me put my money on Zombie Deer Disease. But when they become infected by the reelection virus, watch out. Much like a walker hunting for human flesh, you best stay out of their way, during election season. Don’t forget, zombies hate fast food, as much as these election cycle Walking Corpse Syndrome bums in Washington hate their constituents, who don’t vote for them. Otherwise, congresspeople are a bunch of atrocious tired jokes that write themselves. These reps are certainly no threat to those swamp creatures, who now hold the real power, betray us, and the Constitution. These same rich and powerful who happen to donate the most money to their reelections. What a coincidence, huh?

With no sympathy for the Devil, I love Lucy Furr because she is not thrilled by evil, betrayal, violence, corruption, lawlessness, greed, chaos, and disbelief in a higher power. I am not a part-time Ricky Ricardo, Mister Rodgers, Mike Brady, Bozo the Clown, Maxwell Smart, Batman, Rocky Balboa, Jesus, nor religious. Right now, Lucy and I (If someone can now be any gender or thing, then why not more than one person?) are asking God to help the remaining uninfected justices in the Judicial Branch. When these purely political, persecuting, hypocritical, fraudulent, and seditious, cases come to these hopefully patriotic judges’ courts, they will feel obligated to abide by professional ethics, judicial procedures, the law, and Constitution. If not, then they are just as big criminals and traitors, as the possessed nazi wannabees in the Executive Branch. So far, all of Donald Trump’s setup cases have been randomly assigned to the most biased Democrat-contributing Trump haters in each jurisdiction.

Even with these rigged assignments, up until now, all but one of the dishonest and fraudulent attempts to get DJT, removed from state ballots,