What happens when you mix political commentary, controversial figures, and a game of "Fck, Marry, Kill"? You get an outrageous and hilarious rollercoaster of an episode that you won't want to miss. Join us as we navigate the insanity of the news cycle, from Bill Gates being blackmailed by Jeffrey Epstein to Elon Musk sabotaging Ron DeSantis. Trust us, we'll have you laughing at the Republican Party's small dick energy and the crazy things that come out of it... the Republican party that is.As if that's not enough entertainment, we dive into the legal troubles facing Trump, including E. Jean Carroll's defamation suit, Jack Teixiera's espionage case, and the Manhattan DA's investigation of Trump's former CFO, Allen Weisselberg. We explore the implications of criminal charges and the Supreme Court's attempt to take the powers of the legislative branch for themselves. And just when you thought things couldn't get more twisted, we discuss the irony of the multi-year Clinton Foundation by Trump's DOJ in the context of John Durham' report, along with text messages linking Ron DeSantis with indicted Russian money funneler, Lev Parnas.As always, the GOP is the Shamwow of crime. But wait, there's more! We also take a deep look at the disturbing revelations about the people in power and the implications of their actions, including former Trump Lawyer and America's creepiest mayor, Rudy Giuliani, and his alleged assaults on women and anti-Semitic views, and Rudy's reported impotence (physicall  and mentally) and how Viagra may be playing a role. Don't miss our commentary on the never-ending news cycle and the implications of the scandals involving those in power. Sit back, relax, and prepare to laugh, cringe, and question everything you thought you knew about the people vying for power on the right.Transcript  available here: https://pardontheinsurrection.buzzsprout.com/2003879/12930272-pardon-the-rapid-unscheduled-disassembly-of-ron-desaster Support the showhttps://www.buzzsprout.com/2003879/supportFollow our show's hosts on Twitter: twitter.com/@CoolTXchicktwitter.com/@Caroldedwinetwitter.com/blackknight10ktwitter.com/@pardonpodSubscribe to Ty's substack:https://theworldasiseeit.substack.com/Support Our Sponsor:Eucalyptus Sheets (Recommended):Sleep Mask (I use this every night)Eucalyptus ComfortorAdjustable Eukalyptus Pillow