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Barry & Ruffles: Phil Osafa's Stoned
Barry & Ruffles: Phil Osafa's Stoned
Barry & Ruffles: Phil Osafa's Stoned
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Barry & Ruffles: Phil Osafa's Stoned

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A humorous retelling for a different generation.
Who is Phil Osafa?
What do The Dissentry of Magic do?
How do you persuade your (drinking, gambling, thieving) weenix to behave like a respectable owl?
What is ditchwitch? And why can't girls play?
How do you tame the tiny, ugly, vicious - yet strangely desirable - guardian on the third floor?
The answers are waiting inside this clever little file of fluid locations...
Barry's uncles, Vermont and Patrice, are petrified of all things magical (they don't mind the tax avoidance part so much) and try everything to stop him from taking his rightful place at Pigsnorts School of Wizardry, Witchery, and Judicial Evasion.
With the help of wild, magical giant, Rumorous Haggard, he begins to learn of a world beyond Muddledom.
New friends, Don Wheezeasy, Penelope Perfect, and Hermainly Grunger join him, lifting his spirits (Breville Shortass being more of a dampener) and an incredible adventure is about to begin!

 

LanguageEnglish
PublisherChris Whyatt
Release dateFeb 13, 2024
ISBN9798224935826
Barry & Ruffles: Phil Osafa's Stoned

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