Per My Last Email: Witty, Wicked, and Wonderfully Weird Workplace Words and Phrases
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Per My Last Email - Stephanie K. Wright
INTRODUCTION
Words. They are everywhere.
Two hundred and seventy-three thousand words populate the English language. Delightful words like fribble and borborygmus. Funky little words like tetchy and quanked. And gloriously pungent words like zounderkite and smellfungus.
And yet, we all seem to be at a loss for words. Quality words, that is. We are talking ourselves senseless on social media. Barely listening to each other drone on and on in endless meetings. And glossing over tediously repetitive emails. We just keep spitting out the same fistful of stale words over and over and over . . . and over. Especially at work.
But there’s hope. This book will help you become the master of inventive autoreply emails. Help you find lively alternatives for looking forward
or my plate is full.
Provide twenty new words to snark at your coworkers or if you’re feeling magnanimous there are almost as many compliments. Calling in sick? There’s a collection of obscure words to explain how you feel. How about a passel of new words to help you simply say, No
?
Let us answer the call to put some heart back into our words. To strike down dead metaphors and laugh in the face of frazzled phrases. To bend vocabulary to our every whim.
Turn the page. It’s time to sparkle like the shiny ball of clever that you are.
PER MY LAST EMAIL DISCLAIMER:
No words were harmed in the making of this book. There have been no amputations, no alterations, no fabrications, and certainly no portmanteaus like staycation or flustrated. All words in this book are real and exist in one legitimate dictionary or another. Many were found in the dark recesses of dusty books and had to be patiently coaxed back into the sunlight.
Any relation to words created from a secret language you made up as a kid is purely coincidental.
THIS IS YOUR APERÇU
Care for a glimpse into the soul of this tiny world of wonderous words?
This section was named an aperçu to pique your interest. Because, frankly, who reads a Table of Contents
anymore? In fact, you’ve probably skipped over it and already memorized five new words for calling in sick.
But just in case your eyes are still traveling down this sentence, do enjoy the spoilers ahead.
Are We Convoking Again?
Sneaky ways to coax your coworkers into attending what might possibly be a more effective meeting than most. Hey, one can dream.
Your Daily 10:00 a.m. Black Hole
You Are Cordially Not Invited
A Brave New World
How a few keen words can get you out of any video-conferencing scrape.
I Was on Mute: Navigating the World of Video Conferencing
Is It Cold in Here, or Is It Just Me? Frozen Again
What Was That Again? How to Avoid Sounding Absolutely and Utterly Confused
Being a Good Neighbor
Refreshing ways to connect with your coworkers.
Why Hello There! Entertaining Hallway Howdys
More Than Fine: Upending the Formulaic One-Word Response to How Are You?
Life in Workville
Because reality.
Losing Your Mind: Feeling Frazzled Never Sounded so Clever
Bees & Beavers: Never Not Busy
Whinging On: A Most Excellent Coping Mechanism
Just. Not. Feeling. It.
Fresh ways to call in sick
or express dwall. You know, for a friend . . .
Personal Days: A Little Piece of Heaven
My Soul Mate Is a Sloth
A Blue Streak
Mostly clever ways to swear out loud at work.
About Those Emails . . .
You, too, can turn expected, stale email phrases and autoreplies into slightly more interesting offerings that are still, sadly, work appropriate.
Greetings!
Goodbyes
Looking Forward
Fun with Autoreply
Not a People Person
Sometimes folks need a good talking to.
Tick Tock, People
Let’s Play