Don't Have a Cow: A Bimbo Halloween Story

By Sadie Thatcher

Betsy goes to a Halloween party with her boyfriend, John. In a connected costume, Betsy wears a cow costume and John dresses up as a farmer. But neither of them can predict what will happen once they arrive.

There is a thunderstorm raging and when lightning strikes nearby, something magical happens. The party guests all transform. Betsy turns into a bimbo hucow, matching her costume. And John transforms into a more muscular and dominant version of himself, turning into a handsome farmer.

Will Betsy be able to transform back? Will she even want to? And will John be able to fulfill her new bimbo hucow needs and desires? Find out in Don’t Have a Cow.

This short story is 6,300 words long. It is a silly Halloween-themed story with a few puns mixed in. At least the chapter titles are funny. You can be the judge if the actual story is, too.

• Language: English
• Publisher: Sadie Thatcher
• Release date: Oct 15, 2023
• ISBN: 9798215103319

Sadie Thatcher

Sadie Thatcher grew up in a small conservative town (think Footloose). Spending all that time in a sexually repressed place has led Sadie to need to explore her sexuality through prose. Sadie has been a long time writer, but has now become confident enough to share the explorations of her deepest and darkest sexual fantasies. Enjoy.

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Don't Have a Cow

DON'T HAVE A COW

A BIMBO HALLOWEEN STORY

SADIE THATCHER

Copyright © 2023 by Sadie Thatcher

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All characters are 18 years of age or older.

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CONTENTS

1. Busting Out of Her Cow Print Bikini

2. Barn Raising with Johnny's Long Lumber

3. Getting Acquinted with her Big, Juicy Boobies

4. Poked by Johnny's Haymaker

5. Milked Like a Common Farm Animal

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1

BUSTING OUT OF HER COW PRINT BIKINI

Betsy and John entered the house together, walking up the front steps that led to the main entryway. They arrived at the Halloween party together, dressed in matching costumes. They dressed as a pair, but in a slightly different way.

John dressed as a farmer, wearing denim overalls, a checkered flannel shirt, and an orange trucker hat. Paired with leather work boots, he looked the part, even if he was a little on the scrawny side.

Betsy also looked like she belonged on a farm, but for an entirely different reason. Her costume was a cow. Specifically, it was a black and white cow onesie, complete with a hood with little felt horns on top and a bell around her neck that jangled whenever she made a quick movement. Beneath her furry suit, Betsy wore a white T-shirt and athletic shorts, just in case she got too hot. Parties could get hot sometimes, especially if she and John hit the dance floor.

Once they were inside, Betsy let out a whistle as she took in the scene around her. The music thumped through the floorboards, accompanied by flashing colored lights. It was quite a scene.

This is crazy, Betsy shouted over the noise of the music, barely able to contain her excitement. The party was already well underway, the host and hostess playing perfect gracious hosts as they welcomed guests.

I told you this would be a wild party, John said,