Winnie the Pooh: Cocaine Bear: The Asylum

By Matt Flanagan

Don't coke the bear.

The sun was setting over the Hundred Acre Wood, casting long shadows across the once peaceful forest, now dark and void of life. Christopher shivered as a gust of wind whispered past him, rustling the leaves. His friends were gone, along with the woods he knew as a child.

 

As he journeyed deeper into the forest, the twisted and thorny foliage gave way to a jarring sight. The wreckage of a small plane was scattered across the forest floor, its metal parts twisted and torn, as if a massive monster had torn through the trees and crushed the plane in its claws. Dozens of bags overflowing with white powder were scattered amongst the wreckage...

 

This wild thriller reimagines one of the most famous legends of all time as Winnie the Pooh becomes an apex predator on a coke-fueled rampage for more blow... and blood. The Hundred Acre Woods will never be the same.

INSPIRED BY TRUE EVENTS.

• Language: English
• Publisher: Matt Flanagan
• Release date: Aug 7, 2023
• ISBN: 9798223703617

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by MATT FLANAGAN

WINNIE THE POOH: COCAINE BEAR

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WINNIE THE POOH:

COCAINE BEAR

by MATT FLANAGAN

Inspired by the stories of A.A. Milne

ONE

The sun was setting over the Hundred Acre Wood, casting long shadows across the once peaceful and picturesque forest. A tiny hoof landed in the dirt, scuffed and chipped with wear. It belonged to Piglet, one of the smallest animals in all the forest. A gust of wind whispered past him, rustling the trees and causing a shiver to run down his small spine.

Shadows... 

The entire wood was now shadows...

Piglet hadn't noticed anything out of the ordinary when he set out this morning, but now...he barely recognized the woods he lived in. The once lush and verdant forest had transformed into a dark and foreboding place, with twisted and gnarled branches reaching out like bony fingers.

The babbling stream, always so tranquil, was stained with darkness. The once vibrant green leaves above were now a sickly yellow, and the bits of sky poking through the treetops were a deep, ominous shade of purple. As the shadows danced around him, Piglet lost track of time.

Wasn't it too early to be so dark?

Piglet's eyes darted around the unfamiliar landscape as he neared the treehouse. The ground beneath his feet was hard and rocky, littered with jagged stones.

As he entered the clearing that surrounded the bear's home, Piglet saw the familiar shape of his best friend in the world: Winnie the Pooh. But he was terribly worried – what if the darkness of the forest had gotten to his friend, too?

Pooh noticed Piglet arrive at the clearing and waved with a smile. Is something wrong, Piglet? he asked. His voice was soft and comforting.

I-I don't know, Pooh, Piglet stammered. I have a feeling that something's not right.

Pooh smiled at him, approaching his pal and giving him a soft hug. It's probably just your imagination, Piglet. The fuzzy, honey-colored bear placed a reassuring paw on Piglet’s back, scooting him gently along. Let's go see what our tiger and donkey friends are up to.

The shapes around them seemed to shift and spin and melt as they passed. On their left, a twig snapped. Piglet turned in terror, scanning the area for