Troublesome: I'm Not a Bomb

By Goosepunk A Sex Pistol

Troublesome is intended now, to be the last book written by Goosepunk. After all, it’s been an exciting 15 or 20 years. There’s some poetry, some prose and a short story or two. Perfect for your in flight entertainment. Do enjoy this, there may not be another like it in your lifetime

• Language: English
• Publisher: Xlibris US
• Release date: Feb 24, 2023
• ISBN: 9781669865131

Goosepunk A Sex Pistol

Goosepunk is a multi talented author who can also paint and write music. In this book you’ll find some of his favorite tales. Truth is the best way to write because since it’s true, the reader has less of a difficulty comprehending the material. Goosepunk has always had a hard time following all the imaginary stuff you find in the library. Every now and then he finds a book he likes written by one of a handful of authors he’s come to enjoy. Remember, “A handful of love is better than no love at all”. And that’s all you need to know.

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Rev. date: 02/24/2023

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CONTENTS

Part One

The Straw that made the Horses Snack

Dogs Can’t Eat Chicken

LWC

N o Nazi’s! No Room For an E

Scare Tactics

Tulip Festival

I Slept Outside in Downtown LA

Opression to Combat Evolution

Ollie every Day

Rain or Reign?

The Democrat and the Kung Flu

Churches Hold Resentment

Irony

A Puppy Dog Tale

Grow a spine Right? Ode to Southern CA

Part Two

Elected to Dictate

Punk Shows

The Nazi Next Door

Hearing voices

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Part One

The Straw that made the Horses Snack

Nobody knows what my nose knows

Nobody knows it knows.

Nobody sees my nose disease

Nobody sees disease

My nose makes me feel

Like I’m in prison

My nose leaves me feeling trapped

Set me free, from

This prison,

My nose is giving me crap.

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Dogs Can’t Eat Chicken

A long time ago, we lived on a farm in Northern Alberta. It was cold in the winter and really nice in the summer. Since the 80’s, it’s gotten warmer in the winter, and nobody minds. On our farm one day, we all drove into the city. We went and had Mama Panda’s Buffet after my dad took care of his horse business. My dad bred horses and to keep the coyotes away and herd the animals, we had a bloodline of border collie dogs too.

When we came home that day, one of the puppies came up to us as we were getting out of the car. It was Panda. (Named after the Buffet) Panda was a happy dog and a very good soul.

It was then that my dad realized some of the chickens were dead in the yard. Since Dixie & Ratty were lurking and Panda came right up to us when we got home, we knew who had killed them. It wasn’t Panda.

First thing we did was take the other puppy, Ratty and throw him & a couple of rocks into an old hamper & duct tape him in there. We then took him to the dugout, (A man made pond)