Dads Jokes Book

By Max Chang

Boss: “Have you got Zoom?”
Dad: “Yes, but the photos come out blurry!”

Mom: “Money doesn’t go on trees!”
Dad: “Yes, it does. It’s paper!”

A dad is not just a parent, they are the go-to for inspiration, wisdom and...jokes!

Everyone loves a good bad dad joke, no more so than a Dad himself.

With over 350 cringe-inducing dad jokes at your disposal, you can finally become the ultimate super cringe dad joke expert.

• Language: English
• Publisher: Max Chang
• Release date: Dec 20, 2022
• ISBN: 9781005086909

Max Chang

Max Chang began writing lewd vulgar fiction around 2 years ago with a focus on somber and dry humor aimed to either shock you, make you cry with laughter or violently throw up.When not writing, Max enjoys listening to warpaint or arcade fire and illustrating silly drawings. Max also enjoys doing stand-up comedy as a hobby that may one day blossom into a profession. Max also enjoys many comic books and superhero movies and is a self-confessed geek.

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Introduction

Dads are at times weird, strange and incredibly awkward but sometimes they can be funny too.

They know how to bring their cringe-worthy wit at just about the wrong time.

We interviewed 101 Dad’s to get the best of the worst jokes which you now get the privilege of reading.

You are going to cringe, cry, moan, shudder, cry again, barf, twerk and maybe, maybe, even laugh.

So, without further ado, here are a collection of the greatest worst Dad jokes out there.

Contents

Messing with Mom

Jokes Your Kids Will Love to Hate

Work-related Wisdom

Classic Cringe

Messing with Mom

My wife was happy for 10 years until she met me!

Mom: Can you tell the kids to tidy their room?

Dad: I don’t know, can I?

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Mom: How does apple pie sound tonight?

Dad: No idea, I never heard it talk!

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Mom: I saw the neighbour kiss his wife as she left the house.  Why aren’t you doing that mister?

Dad: I’ve not been introduced to her yet!

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Mom: Can you help me with the housework?

Dad: Sure, tidy there and there and over there!

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Mom: Well, the toilet is out of order!

Dad: Really, what did he say?

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Mom: Mom is popping over for dinner, should I get something for her?

Dad: Yes, an uber to take her back!

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