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748 - Beef Punching the Head

748 - Beef Punching the Head

FromA Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan


748 - Beef Punching the Head

FromA Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan

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Length:
119 minutes
Released:
Nov 22, 2023
Format:
Podcast episode

Description

And just like that, Thanksgiving was here. Thanksgiving is a strange one for me. So much of Thanksgiving was spent by me, normally at my Mom and Dad's, cooking and watching football. We were such a small family, but I really do cherish that time that I got and those small and intimate moments with my parents. I realize only now how truly lucky I was to have great people who loved me and never did anything BUT support me. As a parent myself, I now see some real jerks who never had any business having a child. My folks were the best, and I'm just trying to bring a bit of that to my friends and family during Thanksgiving. Sorry, I got mushy there for a bit. But truthfully, I care about you guys, and I wish you and your friends and family the BEST Thanksgiving ever! Savoring fat turkey, d ### **Full Show Notes for Tom & Dan Friday Free Show LIVE Stream:** - **Seth's Big News:** Seth surprises everyone by revealing he got married in secret, and now he and his wife are expecting a baby soon. - **Unexpected Gym Encounters:** Seth shares his experiences with Shinsuke Nakamura, a Japanese professional wrestler, at his gym, and plans for a teenage diaper party. - **Beer Fest Blues:** Seth recounts feeling down at the beer fest, noticed by several attendees. - **Baby Shower Gifts:** Tom presents Seth with unique baby gifts, including baby nunchucks and a samurai sword. - **Dan's Thanksgiving Plans:** Dan talks about spatchcocking a turkey and smoking it on his new Traeger grill. - **Taco Bell Christmas Sex Party:** Dan brings up a bizarre news story involving Taco Bell. - **Trends in Fashion:** Discussion on fake vinyl breasts trending in women's fashion. - **Seth's Pre-baby Jitters:** Seth talks about his recent near-fights, wondering if it's due to nervousness about the baby's arrival. - **Dan's Home Improvement Idea:** Dan considers installing artificial grass for his dog, Dansby. - **Sam's Dog Adoption Adventure:** Sam and her husband are looking to adopt a dog, and they need Tom's help with the adoption agency, Pet Rescue by Judy. - **Child's Play:** Maisie, Dan's daughter, invents a game called "Bill Collector," reflecting on modern-day realities. - **Mr. Beast's Stunts:** Discussion on Mr. Beast replicating old radio stunts, like being buried alive. **Stay Connected:** - [Website: Tom & Dan](https://tomanddan.com/) - [Twitter: Tom & Dan on Twitter](https://twitter.com/tomanddanlive) - [Facebook: Tom & Dan on Facebook](https://www.facebook.com/AMediocreTime) - [Instagram: Tom & Dan on Instagram](https://www.instagram.com/tomanddanlive/) **Tune In & Turn Up:** - [Apple Podcasts: A Mediocre Time with Tom & Dan](https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/a-mediocre-time-with-tom-and-dan/id308614478) - [Google Podcasts: A Mediocre Time with Tom & Dan](https://podcasts.google.com/feed/aHR0cHM6Ly9hbWVkaW9jcmV0aW1lLmxpYnN5bi5jb20vcnNz?sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwj6x-_il7mBAxX2moQIHRosAQwQ9sEGegQIARAC) - [TuneIn: A Mediocre Time with Tom & Dan](https://tunein.com/podcasts/Comedy/A-Mediocre-Time-with-Tom-and-Dan-p393884/) **A Corporate Time with Tom and Dan:** - [Apple Podcasts: A Corporate Time with Tom & Dan](https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/a-corporate-time-with-tom-and-dan/id994667625) - [Google Podcasts: A Corporate Time with Tom & Dan](https://podcasts.google.com/feed/aHR0cHM6Ly9mZWVkcy5saWJzeW4uY29tLzYxOTc2L3Jzcw?sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwj6x-_il7mBAxX2moQIHRosAQwQ9sEGegQIARAD) - [TuneIn: A Corporate Time with Tom & Dan](https://tunein.com/podcasts/Comedy/A-Corporate-Time-with-Tom-and-Dan-p1836090/) **Unlock the BDM Vault:** - [Join the BDM crew at BDM Registration](https://tomanddan.com/registration) for extra shows, OG episodes, and private BDM parties. **Rock Our Swag:** - [Elevate your style with the latest Tom & Dan merchandise](https://tomanddan.myshopify.com/) **Join the Live Stream Party:** - Experience daily live streams on [Twitch](https://www.twitch.tv/tomanddanlive) or [YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/user/amediocretime). **Discover Tom &
Released:
Nov 22, 2023
Format:
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Tom and Dan were once sitting in a hotel room in Daytona Beach, Florida where the air-condition didn't work, they were out of beer, and the cable only had 2 channels that came in static free. One of their friends suggested that they leave and attempt to find something better to do to which Dan replied "Why would we want to ruin a mediocre time?" If you were to ask "Tom and Dan" what the meaning of life is, they might tell you that there is none. Born from a feeling that nothing in life truly matters and that for the most part we're all surrounded by scumbags, "Tom and Dan" figured out that there's only one true constant in life; laughter. How did they come to that conclusion? It's all they have. You see, just like the mass majority of us, "T & D" have day jobs and it was at said day job where they cued in on the fact that some of the greatest laughs came at the end of the day. There's just something about the relaxed feeling of knowing that you have very little time left at work to put in. Maybe it's the "punch drunkenness" of still being at work; no one is quite sure. There they sat in their office, the door shut to their co-workers and management, only making each other laugh to the point of tears. Finally they realized that it might not be such a bad idea to roll tape on these conversations. Why not? They would be having them anyway, taped or not, and it was fun. Both of them come from rather lengthy broadcasting careers so setting up a home studio wasn't so hard to do. And with the addition of Ross, the consummate straight man and "News Dad", things got even more "mediocre." Broadcasting since 2009 has garnered a rather extensive following for "T & D" with loyal "scumbags" (as their listeners are affectionately known) checking in from all across the world. Hundreds of shows under their belts and winners of the Orlando Weekly's "Best of Orlando 2011" for "Best Kept Secret" reassures them both that yes…no one is listening! (Best Kept Secret? HA!)