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766 - Colonial Porno

766 - Colonial Porno

FromA Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan


766 - Colonial Porno

FromA Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan

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Length:
92 minutes
Released:
Apr 5, 2024
Format:
Podcast episode

Description

NEW COMEDIAN ALERT! No, but seriously! It’s been a minute since we’ve had a “new guy” come in! It’s strange, man! But please check out our interview with Matt McCusker. He was a great guest, and thanks again to FunnyBone and Krista for taking the time to drive him by!   Thanks to Brenda for her time today! If you were thinking about checking out her last LIVE Drag Bingo at Tactical Brewing, then you’re going to want to get there early. I promise you that it’s going to be a packed house. I think me and Andrea will be down there, and it should be a good ol’ time. Thanks to all of you who caught the show LIVE on Twitch and YouTube, and if you have the time, throw us a like or a subscribe, hit the alert, or whatever. All the things. Have a fantastic weekend, and we’ll see you on Monday! - d   ### - Intro to "A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan" - Friday's free show announcement - Host introductions: Dan and Tom - Brenda from BitBoy guest appearance - Upcoming BDM party and luau details - Humor on buying shows and strip club jokes - Brendan O'Connor joining Tom and Dan Cruises - Warning against wrong website clicks - Modern Plumbing giveaway for hot water heaters - Hot water heater anecdotes and safety tips - Lake Ivanhoe oil spill mention - Oil spill volume vs. pool size tangent - Expect tangents in the show - Matt McCusker on indie performances - Discussing self-employment vs. corporate ties - Authenticity and corporate control balance - Audience feedback on content - Show intro experiments - Editing process enjoyment - Hypotheticals on corporate deals - Entertainment industry partnerships insight - Sponsorship experiences and conflicts - Building independent podcasts - Talent and industry dynamics banter - Agent interactions and representation talks - Laser pointer and phallic images discussion - Comedic ad reactions - Wedding attire and traditions banter - Fashion choices and Florida style jokes - Ties and accessories as gifts - Listener and guest interaction stories - Haunted house business listener story - German restaurant promotion - Motion sickness on cruises advice - Bringing substances on cruises discussion - Medical marijuana arrest fears - Police and drug use banter - Home habit reluctance and sports radio enjoyment - Live music and chat room reactions - Haunted house experiences deep dive - Daytona Beach and gnome attraction stories - Daytona post office's dog adoption story - Carnival to teaching career guest story - Haunted house work and carnival industry banter - Family exit from haunted business discussion - Documenting haunted house history - Haunted attraction evolution in Florida - Orlando attractions and landmark banter - Upcoming drag bingo and musician interviews - Secured roofing and solar ad - Intimate experiences and adult product jokes - Parental reactions to children finding intimate content - Colonial-themed adult content joke - Snuff films and animal abuse case mention - Extraterrestrial intervention humor - Orlando's "weakest podcaster" joke and award vote request - Podcaster and fictional character comparisons - Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles creators mention - Monica Lewinsky and conjoined twins topics - Sex life of friends and Orlando event mentions - New calendar feature appreciation - Aging and activity reflections, including Andrea's grandfather's story - Old people with technology frustration humor - Becoming grumpy old men banter - Reliance on spouses for tasks discussion - TV show preferences and drag queen internet controversy - Hygiene practices voicemail discussion - Upcoming events: drag shows, BDM events, yoga at the Acre - Podcasting fatigue reflection ### **Stay Connected:**   - [Website](https://tomanddan.com/) - [Twitter](https://twitter.com/tomanddanlive) - [Facebook](https://www.facebook.com/AMediocreTime) - [Instagram](https://www.instagram.com/tomanddanlive/)   **Tune In & Turn Up:**   - [Apple Podcasts](https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/a-mediocre-time-with-tom-and-dan/id308614
Released:
Apr 5, 2024
Format:
Podcast episode

Titles in the series (100)

Tom and Dan were once sitting in a hotel room in Daytona Beach, Florida where the air-condition didn't work, they were out of beer, and the cable only had 2 channels that came in static free. One of their friends suggested that they leave and attempt to find something better to do to which Dan replied "Why would we want to ruin a mediocre time?" If you were to ask "Tom and Dan" what the meaning of life is, they might tell you that there is none. Born from a feeling that nothing in life truly matters and that for the most part we're all surrounded by scumbags, "Tom and Dan" figured out that there's only one true constant in life; laughter. How did they come to that conclusion? It's all they have. You see, just like the mass majority of us, "T & D" have day jobs and it was at said day job where they cued in on the fact that some of the greatest laughs came at the end of the day. There's just something about the relaxed feeling of knowing that you have very little time left at work to put in. Maybe it's the "punch drunkenness" of still being at work; no one is quite sure. There they sat in their office, the door shut to their co-workers and management, only making each other laugh to the point of tears. Finally they realized that it might not be such a bad idea to roll tape on these conversations. Why not? They would be having them anyway, taped or not, and it was fun. Both of them come from rather lengthy broadcasting careers so setting up a home studio wasn't so hard to do. And with the addition of Ross, the consummate straight man and "News Dad", things got even more "mediocre." Broadcasting since 2009 has garnered a rather extensive following for "T & D" with loyal "scumbags" (as their listeners are affectionately known) checking in from all across the world. Hundreds of shows under their belts and winners of the Orlando Weekly's "Best of Orlando 2011" for "Best Kept Secret" reassures them both that yes…no one is listening! (Best Kept Secret? HA!)