The Miser of Middlegate
By Carolyn Gray
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Set in modern day Winnipeg, Gray's inspired version of Moliere's classic satire is part sex farce and part screwball comedy. Exploring family, love and money, The Miser of Middlegate sharply critiques our culture obsessed with acquisition and never loses its sense of humour. A cheeky and irreverent romp into the lives of one entrepreneurial Winnipeg family.
Carolyn Gray
Carolyn Gray is a playwright, director, designer, actor, educator, and puppeteer. Her play The Elmwood Visitation won the Manitoba Day Award, and Carolyn received the John Hirsch Most Promising Writer award in 2008. Her other plays include The Confessional of the Black Penitents or the True Path to the Church, and Caterinetta. She is also the author of the biography Dean Gunnarson: The Making of an Escape Artist, and is particularly interested in mystery and magic. Carolyn received a B.A. from the University of Winnipeg, and also studied at the Emily Carr Institute of Art and Design in Vancouver and the Pratt Institute of Art and Design in Brooklyn, New York.
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The Miser of Middlegate - Carolyn Gray
The Miser of Middlegate
The Miser of Middlegate
Carolyn Gray
The Miser of Middlegate
first published 2014 by
Scirocco Drama
An imprint of J. Gordon Shillingford Publishing Inc.
© 2014 Carolyn Gray
Scirocco Drama Editor: Glenda MacFarlane
Cover design by Terry Gallagher/Doowah Design Inc.
Author photo by Leif Norman
Printed and bound in Canada on 100% post-consumer recycled paper.
We acknowledge the financial support of the Manitoba Arts Council and The Canada
Council for the Arts for our publishing program.
All rights reserved. No part of this book may be reproduced, for any reason, by any means, without the permission of the publisher. This play is fully protected under the copyright laws of Canada and all other countries of the Copyright Union and is subject to royalty. Changes to the text are expressly forbidden without written consent of the author. Rights to produce, film, record in whole or in part, in any medium or in any language, by any group amateur or professional, are retained by the author.
Production inquiries should be addressed to:
Manitoba Association of Playwrights
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Library and Archives Canada Cataloguing in Publication
Gray, Carolyn, 1966-, author
The miser of Middlegate / Carolyn Gray.
A play.
ISBN 978-1-897289-96-9 (pbk.)
ISBN 978-1-990737-80-0 (EPUB)
I. Title.
PS8613.R387M57 2014 C812’.6 C2013-906490-7
J. Gordon Shillingford Publishing
P.O. Box 86, RPO Corydon Avenue, Winnipeg, MB Canada R3M 3S3
For Graham Ashmore and Krista Jackson
Characters
Winchell ................................................................................... the Miser
Mia ................................................. wife of Winchell, mother of Emily
Emily ................................................................................their daughter
Richard ..........................................butler to Winchell, friend to Emily
Martin/Waiter .............................................................the love interest
Acknowledgements
Special thanks to Jean-Baptiste Poquelin, Alan Williams, Allan Hudson Gray, Matthew Handscombe, Rory Runnells, Patricia B.F.
Hunter, Erin McGrath, Jay Brazeau, Ardith Boxall, Rea Kavanagh, John B. Lowe, Amber Casselman, Angie St. Mars, the Manitoba Arts Council, the Winnipeg Arts Council, Sydney Coopland, Mikaela Wight and Casey Shapira.
The author would also like to acknowledge Nick Rice, Marina Stephenson Kerr, Shannon Guile, Andrew Cecon, and Ryan James Miller for their significant input into the development of the script.
Production History
The Miser of Middlegate was first produced by zone 41/Theatre Projects Manitoba, Winnipeg, and premiered on October 3, 2013, with the following cast:
WINCHELL...................................................................... Nicholas Rice
MIA................................................................. Marina Stephenson Kerr
EMILY ............................................................................. Shannon Guile
MARTIN/WAITER ...................................................... Andrew Cecon
RICHARD ................................................................ Ryan James Miller
Directed by Krista Jackson
Set Design by Grant Guy
Costume Design by Angela Fey
Lighting Design by Scott Henderson
Sound Design by Greg Lowe
Dramaturge: Bruce McManus
Production Manager: Steven Vande Vyvere
Production Consultant: Hugh Conacher
Apprentice Stage Manager: Ali Fulmyk
Aprrentice Dramaturge: Casey Shapira
Photograph of Carolyn Gray.Carolyn Gray
Carolyn Gray is a writer, actor, director, designer, educator, and puppeteer. Carolyn won the Manitoba Day Award for her play The Elmwood Visitation (Scirocco Drama, 2007), and also won the John Hirsch Most Promising Manitoba Writer 2008 award. She is also the author of North Main Gothic (Scirocco Drama, 2010). The Miser of Middlegate is the final play of Carolyn’s Winnipeg trilogy. She is a founding member of Adhere and Deny Object Puppet Theatre founded by Grant Guy. A new book documents the company: Open Fragments: The Theatre of Adhere and Deny (Lives of Dogs Press). Carolyn has a particular interest in independent theatre, original plays, and rural Canada.
Act I
Scene 1
MIA and WINCHELL, basking in the afterglow of a delicious boozy anniversary meal.
MIA: Thirty-seven years. You haven’t changed a bit. (Aside.) More’s the pity.
WINCHELL: Thirty-seven years. And look at you, just a few laugh lines. (Aside.) Her face looks like a creme brûlée after the first whack of the spoon.
MIA: Do you remember when eating in a restaurant like this, never mind ordering wine and dessert, was a pipe dream?
WINCHELL: The mark-up here is criminal. This bottle of wine— at least 150%. The steaks 600%.
MIA: How we bought our food on Friday night, cooked on the weekend, and lived off the same dish all week?
WINCHELL: This pork belly and white bean appetizer—a good big pork belly is $7 in Chinatown. 800% mark-up. Soup—1000% at least—at least!
MIA: Remember the hamburger and noodle casserole I used to make? Shudder.
WINCHELL: Dessert—piddly serving.
MIA: People say ‘hand to mouth’ but we were literally hand to mouth when we first married. When god forbid you need an aspirin and you’ve run out because it’s just not in the budget.
WINCHELL: Then you borrow two aspirin off your neighbour and you do the same to the neighbour on the other side and the acquaintance on the street, and so on, and soon, you have a free bottle of aspirin.
MIA: Winchell, you’ve always been full of solutions, I’ll hand it to you.
WINCHELL: And you always argued, but I was always right. Admit it. We wouldn’t be where we are today without me.
MIA: It’s true, we wouldn’t be where we are today without your…attention to detail. Better known as your stingy—
WINCHELL: Shh… Keep on like this and it’ll be all your fault if the waiter overhears and expects a big tip.
MIA: He’s picked the wrong table for that, hasn’t he, Winch?
WINCHELL: I don’t hand over money for nothing.
MIA: It’s such a marvellous story, like a fairy tale, how we succeeded.
WINCHELL: Let’s not trip too far down memory lane.
MIA: God! You’re afraid someone’s going to overhear that we have money!
WINCHELL: Quiet! You’re drunk.
MIA: The thing is, people might look at us, see the cut of my clothes, see that you’re with me, and imagine we don’t have a care in the world—but they don’t understand that money just doesn’t drop out of the