The Belinda Blinked Character Rankings Nos 1 to 122: Belinda Blinked, #11
By Rocky Flintstone and Sammy Yeo
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About this ebook
Welcome to this wonderful source of knowledge on all the characters who appear in the Belinda Blinked universe. If you've gotten this far, then it goes without saying that you probably know who Rocky Flintstone is… yes, it's me.
What you may not know is who my co-author Sammy Yeo is. Well let me fill you in, in the nicest way possible. Sammy is Australian and lives in Melbourne. He's never really told me what he does, but he's definitely associated with the stage and arts and has a good education. I say this with confidence as he had very few spelling mistakes in his writing... spellchecker??
I hear you saying to yourself, thanks for nothing Rocky… but how did these character rankings get written?
Good question and here is what I've been told by Sammy himself.
When the pandemic hit Australia, everything literally closed down overnight… much like the rest of the world. But Australia was slightly different in that you couldn't even leave your state of residence. So, Sammy found himself stuck in Melbourne and decided to relieve his boredom by ranking every character who'd appeared in the Belinda Blinked books. This took him some time, because not only did he rank them, he told us why he'd done so… for each character. This turned out to be a major undertaking and when he finally published his scorings, he sent me a copy. Thank you, Sammy!
I had a quick read through and to be honest I was impressed and also thought it deserved a wider audience. I also asked him to include the characters found in Lockdown 69… my small contribution, just like Sammy's, to the ongoing pandemic. We then included the Xmas specials and here we are. Well not quite, because I decided I would reply to every one of Sammy's comments and not just a one liner but a bit of in depth analysis and some more back story on various characters. Enjoy!
Rocky Flintstone
Summer 2022
Introduction by Sammy Yeo who had the inspiration to produce these rankings…;
The world of Belinda Blinked has seen me through some rough moments:
Breakups;
Interminable Covid lockdowns…
You name it…
The profound, erotic, and hysterical novels which sit at the heart of the My Dad Wrote a Porno podcast are never predictable and always surprising. What begins as a series of woefully mundane sexual encounters becomes a broad canvas on a Dickensian scale, as author Rocky Flintstone shifts genres, styles, and occasionally tenses, and leaves the reader spellbound. It's a world populated by wondrous, individual, and downright bizarre figures, from the ski slopes of Scotland and the seedy underworld of Amsterdam to downtown Texas and the Australian outback.
Naturally, this book contains extensive spoilers for every chapter up until the end of book six, including the yearly Christmas specials from 2016 until 2021 and the written special Lockdown 69. It includes every character with a speaking role, and a few besides. All of them brought to life by Rocky's magical pen and the chameleon-like vocal talents of his traumatised son… Jamie Morton.
Rocky Flintstone
Rocky likes to write in the sun and with a glass of wine in his hand, nothing makes him feel more at home. Based between North East Brazil and Andalucia in Spain he gets to grips with his stories, bringing them to print for his loyal readers who are split equally between those who love and those who hate the books... but as Rocky says, 'bring it on...' Warwick said... 'So appallingly written that it almost goes full circle:... one star for this – but in many ways, a star more glorious than the constellations of far greater works of literature.' Sarah said... 'What a great find! I had been looking for a how-to that struck a chord with me for some time. What better role model for a young woman looking to make it in the business world than Belinda, a strong, empowered career woman headed straight to the top of the pots and pans industry. This manual includes helpful tips on business attire, negotiation techniques, and teamwork building. A must-read for managers and employees alike.' Belinda Blinked 1 is his first novel of the series and Rocky published his second, Belinda Blinked 2 in summer 2016. Belinda Blinked 3 will be published in late May 2017 and is out now for pre-order. Rocky has very advanced scripts for Belinda Blinked 4 and 5 and is currently constructing, sorry, writing Belinda Blinked 6. October 2016 saw the publication of the collaborative effort My Dad Wrote a Porno book between some London media dudes and Rocky based on the words and podcast of Belinda Blinked 1! With rave reviews it's worth a read. Belinda Blinked 1 and 2; has been picked up by above mentioned London media types and is being distributed as a podcast called My Dad Wrote a Porno with over 52 million... yes 52,000,000 worldwide downloads which has made it an unprecedented success! Season 3 podcast episode 1 will be released late May in conjunction with the Belinda Blinked 3; ebook So why don't you pre-order the book, join in the fun and read along with 'team porno'?' Find the podcast on iTunes or Acast under "My Dad Wrote a Porno" Follow the buzz on twitter or visit Rocky on twitter @FlintstoneRocky There's also a website www.BelindaBlinked.com and www.RockyFlintstone.com where you can discover more pieces about Rocky and Belinda.
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