Belinda Blinked Series

Welcome to this wonderful source of knowledge on all the characters who appear in the Belinda Blinked universe. If you've gotten this far, then it goes without saying that you probably know who Rocky Flintstone is… yes, it's me. What you may not know is who my co-author Sammy Yeo is. Well let me fill you in, in the nicest way possible. Sammy is Australian and lives in Melbourne. He's never really told me what he does, but he's definitely associated with the stage and arts and has a good education. I say this with confidence as he had very few spelling mistakes in his writing... spellchecker?? I hear you saying to yourself, thanks for nothing Rocky… but how did these character rankings get written? Good question and here is what I've been told by Sammy himself. When the pandemic hit Australia, everything literally closed down overnight… much like the rest of the world. But Australia was slightly different in that you couldn't even leave your state of residence. So, Sammy found himself stuck in Melbourne and decided to relieve his boredom by ranking every character who'd appeared in the Belinda Blinked books. This took him some time, because not only did he rank them, he told us why he'd done so… for each character. This turned out to be a major undertaking and when he finally published his scorings, he sent me a copy. Thank you, Sammy! I had a quick read through and to be honest I was impressed and also thought it deserved a wider audience. I also asked him to include the characters found in Lockdown 69… my small contribution, just like Sammy's, to the ongoing pandemic. We then included the Xmas specials and here we are. Well not quite, because I decided I would reply to every one of Sammy's comments and not just a one liner but a bit of in depth analysis and some more back story on various characters. Enjoy! Rocky Flintstone Summer 2022 Introduction by Sammy Yeo who had the inspiration to produce these rankings…; The world of Belinda Blinked has seen me through some rough moments: Breakups; Interminable Covid lockdowns… You name it… The profound, erotic, and hysterical novels which sit at the heart of the My Dad Wrote a Porno podcast are never predictable and always surprising. What begins as a series of woefully mundane sexual encounters becomes a broad canvas on a Dickensian scale, as author Rocky Flintstone shifts genres, styles, and occasionally tenses, and leaves the reader spellbound. It's a world populated by wondrous, individual, and downright bizarre figures, from the ski slopes of Scotland and the seedy underworld of Amsterdam to downtown Texas and the Australian outback. Naturally, this book contains extensive spoilers for every chapter up until the end of book six, including the yearly Christmas specials from 2016 until 2021 and the written special Lockdown 69. It includes every character with a speaking role, and a few besides. All of them brought to life by Rocky's magical pen and the chameleon-like vocal talents of his traumatised son… Jamie Morton.  

Belinda Blumenthal. Is a successful international Sales Director in her own right. In this book she outlines the secrets of her success and how you can emulate her. Ms. Blumenthal uses many examples from her own workplace to emphasise how you too can become a top go getter. Rocky Flintstone. Is a writer of some repute. Having written a best selling mini series entitled 'Belinda Blinked' he has teamed up with Belinda Blumenthal to produce a book which details the business tips he and Ms. Blumenthal have successfully used in their business careers to date.

  Rocky loves sweet treats.... but the problem is he doesn't cook.. is BBQ'in cooking? But not to be deterred he reached back into his Mum's recipe book and with the help of Wilma they've produced this typically Flintstonian offering. You'll enjoy the names of the recipes as he links them to his Belinda Blinked series. His favourite and the first one in the recipe book is Rocky's Crunch.... simple, moorish, you'll be 'droolin' by the time you get to eat it... jus promisin.... As Rocky says in his introduction; Wilma, the Glee Team and I, have compiled this little recipe booklet to help bridge the gap between the slow lane and the fast lane. Fast living city slickers and 90% of Belinkers still need to eat at home albeit now and again, or find they have to entertain… so this is our contribution to your life in the fast lane…. albeit generated in the slow lane…. Now, don't expect to find your chicken and chips, or steak and red wine sauce recipe here… no, it's all about the dessert... the end to a fine meal where you just need a little something to make it perfect. Or indeed you just need a massive pick me up at 11.00 am in the morning… Or perhaps a little bit of love and 'send me to sleep happy' at midnight. jus sayin… Table of Contents: Introduction; Ingredients; Equipment; Chapter 1 Tray bakes… made with no cooking. Chapter 2 Tray bakes to cook in the oven; Chapter 3 Cakes; Chapter 4 Puddings; Chapter 5 Loaves and Breads;