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    The Foolish Almanak for Anuthur Year: The Furst Cinc the Introdukshun ov the Muk-rake in Magazeen Gardning, and the Speling Reform ov Owr Langwij by Theodor Rosyfelt
    The Foolish Almanak for Anuthur Year: The Furst Cinc the Introdukshun ov the Muk-rake in Magazeen Gardning, and the Speling Reform ov Owr Langwij by Theodor Rosyfelt
    The Foolish Almanak for Anuthur Year: The Furst Cinc the Introdukshun ov the Muk-rake in Magazeen Gardning, and the Speling Reform ov Owr Langwij by Theodor Rosyfelt
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    The Foolish Almanak for Anuthur Year: The Furst Cinc the Introdukshun ov the Muk-rake in Magazeen Gardning, and the Speling Reform ov Owr Langwij by Theodor Rosyfelt

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      The Foolish Almanak for Anuthur Year

      The Furst Cinc the Introdukshun ov the Muk-rake in Magazeen Gardning, and the Speling Reform ov Owr Langwij by Theodor Rosyfelt

      EAN 8596547344070

      DigiCat, 2022

      Contact: DigiCat@okpublishing.info

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      THE FURST CINC THE INTRODUKSHUN OV THE MUK-RAKE IN MAGAZEEN GARDNING, AND THE SPELING REFORM OV OWR LANGWIJ

      By THEODOR ROSYFELT

      LIFE WITHOUT IT WIL BE UN-SEAZOND

      WITH APOLOGIZ TO THE KARNAGY SPELING SKOOL

      Greeting

      HELPFUL HINT FOR JANUARY

      Eclipses for the Coming Year

      UP IN MAINE

      FORECAST FOR JANUARY

      SEVEN WONDERS OF THE WORLD

      Tale of a Tank

      FOR THE HOME COMING

      HELPFUL HINT FOR FEBRUARY

      To Find out If Money is Tainted

      HOW TO SKATE

      HOW TO COMPOSE A SHORT STORY

      HELPFUL HINT FOR MARCH

      How to Handle a Muck-Rake

      ODD FACTS

      SPRING, GENTLE SPRING

      The Mean Thing!

      A TAKE OFF

      HINTS TO AMATEUR GARDENERS

      AN APRIL PASTEL

      Extract from an Office-Boy's Dairy

      GARDEN AND FARMING HINTS

      HELPFUL HINT FOR APRIL

      Keeping Lent

      FORECAST FOR MAY

      HELPFUL HINT FOR MAY

      Timely Hints

      HOW TO GET RICH

      MATERIA MEDICA

      FORECAST FOR JUNE

      Sidelights on Science

      LITTLE STUDIES IN NATURAL HISTORY

      DECKLE-EDGE FRECKLES

      RAISING CORN

      HOW TO PLANT A BEER GARDEN

      HELPFUL HINT FOR JULY

      HINTS ON DRESS

      SIGNS OF THE ZODIAC

      SIGNS OF THE ZODIAC

      Report to the Secretary of War

      USEFUL FARM HINTS

      HELPFUL HINTS FOR AUGUST

      A Bread and Milk Cow

      APPROPRIATE SALUTATIONS

      HELPFUL HINT FOR SEPTEMBER

      Is the Sun Inhabited?

      SIMPLE HOUSEHOLD RECIPES FOR VEGETARIANS

      HAY A-LA-MODE

      NUT CUTLET

      IMITATION POTTED HARE

      STEWED RUBBER PLANT

      HEALTH HINTS

      LITTLE STUDIES IN NATURAL HISTORY

      RARE RECIPES

      YOU NEVER CAN TELL

      HELPFUL HINT FOR OCTOBER

      TO THE GODDESS ON THE DOLLAR

      RECIPE FOR MAKING PUMPKIN PIE

      HELPFUL HINT FOR NOVEMBER

      How To Get Rid of the Gypsy Moth

      FAMILY TREES

      FORECAST FOR NOVEMBER

      HOW TO VIEW AN ECLIPSE

      HELPFUL HINT FOR DECEMBER

      FARMING IN ALASKA

      THE PUBLISHER'S COZY CORNER CHAT

      One of Our Awful Smart Boys

      ADVICE TO PARENTS

      ANSWERS TO CORRESPONDENTS

      Recent Inventions

      The Foolish Dictionary

      Foolish Finance

      Foolish Etiquette

      ADDITIONAL TITLES from JOHN W. LUCE & COMPANY'S LIST

      THE FURST CINC THE INTRODUKSHUN OV THE MUK-RAKE IN MAGAZEEN GARDNING, AND THE SPELING REFORM OV OWR LANGWIJ

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      By THEODOR ROSYFELT

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      Thair hay bin uthur Yearz but non like this. Thingz wil Hapn.

      313 Dayz wil kum and 313 Dayz wil go and thair wil be 52 Sundayz evn in the best regulayted Familiz. Thair wil be at leest wun 23 for yu in eech munth.

      LIFE WITHOUT IT WIL BE UN-SEAZOND

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      By kind Purmishun ov the Jawn D. Rawkyfelurs the Sun and Moon wil be purmitted 2 Arize and Shine. The Shuberts wil regulayte the Starz, and the Planits wil du the best they kan.

      Hetty Green and J. Peerpont Morgun have garanteed the Wethur.

      WITH APOLOGIZ TO THE KARNAGY SPELING SKOOL

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      PURPETRAYTED, WITH THE AID OV WALLACE GOLDSMITH'S PICTURZ, BY

      JOHN W. LUCE AND COMPANY

      BOSTON 1906 LONDON

      The Plimpton Press Norwood Mass. U.S.A.

      greeting

      Greeting

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      Time was, is, and will be. Almanacks

      have come and Almanacks

      have gone. But Time has survived.

      Only the Foolish Almanack

      has been equal to the pleasant

      Task of Killing it.

      We offer the Book as our Defense.

      THE PUBLISHERS.

      HELPFUL HINT FOR JANUARY

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