Summary of Samantha Irby's Wow, No Thank You.

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#1 I live for a glamorous lifestyle blog featuring some gorgeous ingenue with piles of secret wealth that she never divulges to the unsuspecting slobs on the other side of the screen. I want to admire her floating through a bright and clean apartment in photos so beautiful and overexposed that it hurts your eyes to look at them.

#2 I wake up with a heart-pounding panic, and I immediately waste an entire day. I grimace as I slide off the bed and feel around blindly with my toes for the orthopedic flip-flops I keep close enough to find without my glasses on.

#3 I start my day with a few slices of Meyer lemon from those little bags of them you can get at Trader Joe’s. It has done nothing for me, but later on, when I eat an entire jalapeño-and-pepperoni pizza and feel bad about it, I can think to myself, Bitch, remember when you alkalized. and feel clean.

#4 My evening routine is simple. I eat dinner with my wife, drink one glass of wine, and eat a single square of 70 percent dark chocolate while watching a chic foreign film on our white couch. I then put the news on our bedroom television set and worry about the state of the world.

• Language: English
• Publisher: IRB Media
• Release date: Jul 20, 2022
• ISBN: 9798822548916

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Insights on Samantha Irby's Wow, No Thank You.

Contents

Insights from Chapter 1

Insights from Chapter 2

Insights from Chapter 3

Insights from Chapter 4

Insights from Chapter 5

Insights from Chapter 6

Insights from Chapter 7

Insights from Chapter 8

Insights from Chapter 9

Insights from Chapter 10

Insights from Chapter 11

Insights from Chapter 12

Insights from Chapter 13

Insights from Chapter 14

Insights from Chapter 15

Insights from Chapter 16

Insights from Chapter 17

Insights from Chapter 18

Insights from Chapter 1

#1

I live for a glamorous lifestyle blog featuring some gorgeous ingenue with piles of secret wealth that she never divulges to the unsuspecting slobs on the other side of the screen. I want to admire her floating through a bright and clean apartment in photos so beautiful and overexposed that it hurts your eyes to look at them.

#2

I wake up with a heart-pounding panic, and I immediately waste an entire day. I grimace as I slide off the bed and feel around blindly with my toes for the orthopedic flip-flops I keep close enough to find without my glasses on.

#3

I start my day with a few slices of Meyer lemon from those little bags of them you can get at Trader Joe’s. It has done nothing for me, but later on, when I eat an entire jalapeño-and-pepperoni pizza and feel bad about it, I can think to myself, Bitch, remember when you alkalized. and feel clean.

#4

My evening routine is simple. I eat dinner with my wife, drink one glass of wine, and eat a single square of 70 percent dark chocolate while watching a chic foreign film on our white couch. I then put the news on our bedroom television set and worry about the state of the world.

#5

I usually wake up at eleven thirty or so, and while I don’t leave the house all day, I still wear old makeup. I use a time-saving cleansing wipe to clean my face while I brush my teeth, and then set the sleep timer before drifting off to dream of adaptogens and other beneficial herbs.

Insights from Chapter 2

#1

I used to party a lot when I was younger. The only reason I stopped is because I got too old to do it right. I spent two months on the road once when I was nearing the end of my thirties, lugging around a bright orange suitcase full of disposable underwear. I tried to party again.

#2

preparation for Girls’ Night Out starts in the morning at this age. When I was a kid, I could work a full eleven-hour shift on four hours of sleep, change my shoes, and put mascara on in the back of a