BattleRhymes Vol. 7 - A Reckoning is Looming

By Armin Mitchell

From November 2018 ahead through the conclusion & release of the Mueller Report on Russian Election Interference in 2016 during year three of the racist, sexist, homophobic, transphobic, xenophobic, Islamophobic, anti-Semitic and hate filled bigoted oppression plans meeting the resistance in the halls of Congress. BattleRhymes Vol.7 Rhymes i

• Language: English
• Publisher: Koldbluhded
• Release date: Mar 21, 2019
• ISBN: 9781958956168

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Rhyme #2

Bye to overt bribery being da normal business of da day. Money doesn’t rule all

& shouldn’t be give final authoritative say. It’s a piece of cotton reinforced paper

& inanimate anyway. Circulation is just a Blip Yellin about da cost of doing business as a series of tax deductible fines shouldn’t get anymore play. They broke da law so why to taxpayers have to pay?

Obnoxious outcome to be reached regardless of da bay. Yip Experiencin an unexpected revival as a result of a new rebranding foray? Picture this new product for a shelf evaluation on its future stay. Why eat dip when you can vape it to save a few calories, oh hey. E-Dip Common product placement usually occurs on everything includin earthen clay.

Da race is a long one without a relay. Especially when one is discombobulated into another delay. Offtrack in a single lil Click If da vape idea doesn’t work, one could easily just make it an Apple peripheral device. A USB plugin spinach & artichoke dip heater for some would be nice.

Would one market this at a crossover price? I-Dip Thoroughly deregulatin & not empowerin investigative agencies is how da lack of competition leaves industries in a hubristic vice. Gettin involved is as risky as

a bad roll of da dice. False idols on a bad Trip Is it too much effort to give da finger to every deserving disservice? Every time I give da finger in their face they get real nervous. To fear they claimed to be impervious. Might be time to announce da new I-Flip Zealots fighting for crowds in a crowded room of K2 & Spice. Hopin to keep their foot in da door of da chemically coated plant slice. Worse than hantavirus in mice or bedbugs carryin lice. So they don’t get Zip Enterin a world of vaporized middle finger cookies is another territory unseen.

Always gettin confused on countermeasures, old bean? Maybe bein feeble is a reason for others not to demean. Get you an E-Flip No way is this problem goin on in perpetuity with all of us humans deservin of actual free speech on da scene. Money isn’t human & has no form of rights as a non citizen wannabe illegal alien, nah mean? Nip

Sittin there as somethin that can’t communicate intent or feelin is now on par with an actual human bein? What social responsibility to improve da world are they on da list for since it’s never seen? Take another Sip Unreal & absurd logic reached an absolute bullshit opinion to get ahold of lecture circuit supplemental income green. Not sigma six lean but is seen as intentionally mean. Scott Walker will have to wean. Unzip Nowhere in reality is their collective dissociative behavior attached to reality. At some point their plausible deniability attempts will lead to many unintentional fatalities. They still have absolutely No Grip

It seems all they’re around for is to talk about lactose tolerance is some super gene commonality. Adults get nutrition from their solid food diet, not da nursin formula of a bovine variety. Pull up yo chair to I-Lip There is no point in treatin any of them as a functional member of society. That much ignorance only breeds hatred & many forms of impropriety. Rageaholic morons gain their FF delight in thee. Just da Tip Encouragin another way for da pale faced invaders to eat shit in their own preferred principalities. Nationalism doesn’t work when everyone has a different idea of nationality. Fit & trim eatin from da E-Lip Down with myopic ivory towered morons makin their fears into basic generalities. They never attempted to find common ground with those they blame for upheaval matter of factly. Stay isolated cause no one wants a damn Drip

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Rhyme #3

Well, here we go on another epic fun run. No need to kill so da phasers are set on stun. Always on because da fight is never done. More militant than a dude

wearin a manbun. Had yo chance & now you see it Went Everywhere we go da concealed carry crowd asks if we strappin a gun. If we are or aren’t that’s no way to go askin, son. Bullets were useless against Attila da Hun. False flags go back to Kublai’s cousin’s lil Event Rarely do we find history aligns with its keepin, mon. Records that old have been curated & stored in da Vatican secret archives by a nun. Dropped under an ACME anvil weight of a ton. Time for y’all to Relent Eventually locked up for days without seein any sun. No need to play games with a silly outdated pun. If Elmer Fudd was tryin to warn you he’d say you need to wun. Unless you’re an orc tryin 2 escape from an Ent Oversold & underdelivered is a terrible transaction. Promise to change da world but furnished da wrong faction. Nowhere will that driftwood garbage see any action. Easily da undesirable parts have hit da Omit Nowhere will people lay down for HYDRA or any other white nationalist to gain any traction. Their beliefs & movement are a colossal failure as an intended distraction. Tea Party & bigger redaction. Use Navigant Directionless morons out for a Sunday drive addin to traffic density compaction.

Somewhere their lack of lactose intolerance fosters a discussion on lactation.

Useless words on a meaningless vacation. Wee Dent All of us know without crowdfundin their movement would be on a permanent staycation. Nowhere is an animal on Earth thrivin due to a lack of adaptation.

Blatant ignorance modification of their most Ardent Malingerer as a wannabe dictator is in da midst of shakin things up. Prancin around & yellin like anyone there gives a fucKKK. Bail time comin up if they want to skip jail, cause that’s whassup. Major Malcontent All of da world is waitin for international space station levels of cooperation to film two bad leaders & one cup. 45 would do it for da notoriety because he’s still a fucKKKing mup. Stat! Bring da eye Astringent

Roilin da world over as if he’s in charge like a schlup. Misdirected energy of a non housebroken pup. In a pond full of koi, it appears he’s still the only defenseless gup. After da villainy, it’s well past time to Repent Crowded noises in a head full of echoes knows it’s time to give da charade up.

At da moment of da highest failure @ Drumpf Tower his pumpkin pillsbury most certainly jumps. Leaves a dent in da ground of a full waxin Crescent His personal federal mismanagement of da forest service has lead to the largest wildfire in California history, chump. Ride off into da sunset on yo dead horse screamin giddy up!! Well past time to take da Hint

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Rhyme #4

No pizza can ever exist without da worry of bein destroyed. All kinds of tools to

get da job done & enjoyed. Penetrates all defenses despite countermeasures deployed. Unfortunately can’t avoid da Noid

Educational olive branches without value isn’t very coy. Machinations from a childish brain of a boy. All from a moron that toppled a global market for soy.

What kind of resources does that even leave an Envoy Viceroy is equally confused feelin lesser than Rob Roy. Meanwhile allies & enemies are experiencin a mutually exclusive levels of joy. All are empowered to implicitly annoy. Throwin relationships in da Void All things bein equal this fool is less threatenin than da last dragon Bruce LeRoy.

Just a simpleton enamored with a balsa wood toy. Must be unfulfillin livin a life as a decoy. Generally someone to Avoid

Giving legitimacy & credence to this level of malfeasance is explicitly defeatist.

Listenin to a person that begged a bank to keep what he had 6 times isn’t really elitist. No plan or experience right into da Ground Openly declarin himself a realist is as surreal for him as it gets. Someone this dumb is outright egregious in a representative position. Leavin ‘em open to a string of perpetual dis. Sure he’s not on any sorta Opioid Nowhere to be found for Armistice Day cause he’d fall apart in da presence of gravity mist. Claims Macron’s approval rating is 26%, while his re-election support is 37% & he’s pissed. Of course he’s Noyed Nice formality does nothin to change da path & plan of a sadist. Everyday they ask themselves if they can play this. Da ground beneath your feet with your face asks can you pave this? Would you experience Necrosis All stations reportin da end of all forms of stop & frisk. His personal favorite has been forced to hit da bricks. With his fat it would be easy to congeal this. No need for his statue or preservation need in Alloyed Gilgamesh & Hercules both signed up to bring asunder this bundle of shuloi.

He’s never been here so he can stop signin in as Kilroy. He’s mosdef qualified as a killjoy. He’ll be hunted by antiquities dealer Gilroy Every single aspect of his existence is a weak underhanded ploy. No one cares about la fecha where he is hoy. Still has delusional fantasies of wakin up as AstroBoy. Under no circumstances should we Employ Tearin an Achilles heel savin Helen from da maze & Minotaur is a legendary story. Some heroes manage to fall before experiencin any form of glory. Their demise is often gory. Sad to see them end up Troyed Ingenues comin into their own often seek places to fill, oi. Da world waitin for them to come into their own is often a slow play towards da hoi polloi. Waitin for da next USB plugin device to deliver all da I-Joy This long to wait for a payoff is delayed gratification to da point of inner punishment for da patience of le roi. Playin games, callin names, shiftin blame & all while treatin da military like green army men Toyed

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Rhyme #5

Runnin from meetin to meetin firin all current staff is da opposite action of a magnate. A true corporate master knows how to motivate. Sugar, money, or fear works every time minus debate. Time to Regulate

Exterminate da plague that brought us this brand of nepotistic taste. Every decision made over a broken family dinner state. It’s da opposite of great. Da white flowered bindweed past its time to be Eradicated Goin another season without burnin da field will lead to problems durin da fall harvest slate. Nothin to take to da elevator is how a bankrupt farmer gets berated. Wasted all da fields & summer past Germinate Ingratiated ingrates embedded like Uday & Qusay in Kuwait. No one with da power other than for further instructions to wait. Glorified unelected unconfirmed emissaries act as bait. Are in place solely to Infuriate Manipulative butchers seekin victims for violence to implicate. Tryin to stay in power by false accusations as their fatalistic trait. Never gonna win with that on any date. Any interrupted flow just won’t Matriculate Endeavors of space need engineers to raise da success rate. How don’t those mamby pambies know that this late? Sliderules & proof of concept checks through Orion’s belt had them all elated. Time to Educate Continued pacification of da intellectually unsound leaves da world efficiency incomplete. Bad as now mediocre is why mediocre can’t compete. It’s never indiscreet to cower beneath that which one is capable. Complicate don’t Capitulate

Heights of depravity don’t escape gravity while dissolution calamity awaits.

Unknowingly recreatin da shower scene for da new comin of Norman Bates.

Often, there’s no good reason to internally Habituate As long. As flava is da spice of life there’s no need to lose one’s tasty freight.

Now that da heist was foiled by auto detection of your gait. Now all da snowflaKKKes have is their hate. Be original & never Assimilate No reason to become somethin one isn’t in an effort to alleviate their fate.

Especially in a neighborhood of gates. No sleepin on a steam heated grate.

Always oversold & undelivered at a serious cut rate to Negate Golden showered geriatric got lost in da bathtub by its weight. Flown in for special occasions by wooden crate. Hard to believe this fool ever had a mate. It’s sad to watch his numerous inflammatory hand gestures Gesticulate Everywhere along da line makin changes to hurt those on da edge or fringe changin their fate. His removal in moves would take less than eight. Corruption, collusion, & international election meddlin Eliminate Sittin there playin stupid while others suffer is why those with indifference got ate. Waitin to loot their misfortune make you a vulture not a pirate. Everyday

mentality to domineer people is wrong, so don’t ever Subjugate

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Rhyme #6

Next to da carbon footprint of a hunter-gatherer an airplane is obscene.

Compared to a competent person, da moron in chief is in da wrong room, nah mean? Competence, providence & substance were Nomadic On da many trips to his own greens, we pay more for him to play than a PGA player earns in winnings & appearance fees. MuthafucKKKa please. Executive time is a budgetary & task completion disease Operatic Just because Dino DNA was discovered in amber, along with chaos theory, there’s no real need for humanity to intervene. Humans are dinosaur snacks, watchin their demise isn’t a Jimmy Dean Jurassic

Under poor leadership without direct use of guns or military trainin is all sorts of scalene. Disjunct, uneven & illegitimate everywhere it’s seen. Nothin under da sun will settle for a life lived Undemocratic

Next movin along with da gods of wind, thunder & snow is all sorts of excitin compared to surgery on a spleen. Some of da castoffs should have never made it past a background screen. Not all gods are Nordic Tryin to practice self control in da midst of a manic episode to stay out of a ravine? Flyin through da guardrail here ensures da wreckage will be among da unseen. Too much ego & hubris to master Tantric Addicted to Lyin about not havin an opioid prescription for dual heel bursitis that stopped his Vietnam warring. Everyone knows he’s a liar because he’s borin.

V.C. Andrews fan lookin for flowers in da Attic

Startin shit like a Borg outhouse sportin da authoritarian hive mind annoyin.

Claimin to be in search of protectin da red queen. Wonderland beef in da real world is fulla inter-dimensional despondent Static How much does da perfect totem weigh in a voyage of da mind? While da weight is specific, it’s messed up if others touch it if successful on their try.

Fractured reality may be on another level when it dies. Haptic Engagin numerous airfields across da little hill small blind. DisRay deterioration is painfully unkind. It may be among da most painful ends one can find. Even bein kind durin hard times becomes Emblematic

Ridiculous outdated benchmarks fail to measure useful of any kind. Sad to see this is a future for which some fools pined. Lyin around about as nutritious as an avocado rind. Of course that’s not at all Romantic Eggin on da action as though yer stars are aligned. With that much hypocrisy da truth isn’t hard to find. Happily exchangin time 4 progress on da grind. Not much will progress from here as some are Enigmatic Yellin about a toadstool in a yardarm competition is da beginnin of a ceremony

to dedicate their signs. Tissue paper hangin from da neck by a thin piece o twine.

Watchin them whine while losin to da Yardstick

Overtly subvertin da rule of law to enforce an unconstitutional executive order life includin fines? Face down in da Matterhorn, it’s obvious Sniffy Snifferson still does more than a few lines. Floppy teen Oceanic

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Rhyme #7

Here we go again with da clown claimin to be smarter than US intelligence.

Who leaked their own findings due to his lack of deference? Bein da fucKKKin moron is his obvious preference. Out of shape dry Heaver Everybody knows he’s full of shit long before checkin any of his references.

Wants a hall pass based on fake benevolence. On lies he has a serious dependence. Dude is dumb as fuck & it’s not gettin better Either KracKKKertastic tricKKK tryin to play games in America like he’s declarin Independence. Secede from da Union bitch & start sling that ass on da Apprentice. Far too retarded to bake as Doughlstoy da Kneader No way this clown is of any climate value compared to his methane releases as flatulence. His goal is to become an American authoritarian menace. His foot soldiers’re now listed as terrorists. Values for Neither Everywhere he goes he causes nothin but mind numbin negligence. Dude is big enough to be expectin a litter accordin to obstetrics when measured by normative metrics. Time to hit ‘em with a mask of Ether

Well, some of y’all goin down for allowin his mere presence. Under your holiday trees you’ll get a last will & testament to sign as one of your presents. Right before a gas leak blows up your residence. Not a Weaver Numbnuts seems to think people who have stolen things deserve more money than the majority of America’s residents. Da punKKK fucKKKin bitch will be da worst president. Too lazy to lead & Needier

All along many knew better & never cared, which is basically a truth to be held self evident. Nothin worse than a horse’s ass actin all irreverent. Lived a life of handouts, giveaways, & bankruptcies, not an Achiever Dipshit please, no one on Earth actually believes you’re relevant. Knew about Bin Laden before he knew about himself & did nothin to eliminate the threat. Da school shootin repella afraid of water won’t Deliver All da way to ill gotten gains, history will skip him over seein no relevance. Like a blackout date observed in an international accordance. Bitch, would piss himself around a live ordinance. Autocrat asshat Aider Many days to make his actions meaningful have been overshadowed by garbage in preponderance. It’s no surprise with loomin indictments he’s experiencin

outward despondence. Stress eatin made em Meatier All along he wanted a conduit to suspend progress at da expense of constituents.

Nothin is legal, moral, or sound, based on sound precedents. On most grounds he’s misleadin & not eloquent. Major crimes Abetter Needless to say this foray will lead to disaster because someone wasn’t assassinated faster without any credence. Fuck deplorable they’re socially deviant. Claimin upper crust while livin lives that aren’t Neater

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Rhyme #8

Lettin yer youngins get away with larceny is a bad choice. Rewardin yer sons for rippin off yer charity leaves no reason to rejoice. Foreign trademarks for items never developed is a structure set up to Launder

Over & over he’s less reputable than a crock in an elephant overhead hoist.

Worse than an assistant playin wizard until da shop moist. Fairly certain you’re an asshole in da eyes of da Jug Band of Emmett Otter Convincin others he’s more important than their livin space load bearin joist. No one would miss any of them after a fatal single car accident in their family Rolls Royce. Justice to be served past time to Clobber

Kremlin on da line so da dictator fanboy may again lose his poise. Not that we care he’s just another piece of shit maKKKin noise. Soon enough in da bunker a mass suicide with his boys. Never be a Kollaborator Indulgin in dishonest thoughts as a mere regular feature. Somewhere da town idiot hopes to be a swamp creature. His existence is a bigly detour. It’s easy to repel da palefaces & knights of white camellia, Invader Vyin around with da ethics of a jackleg preacher. Welcomin any & all to his ill fated lessons as yet another horrible teacher. They caught him givin out cooties under da bleachers. Traits of a crosstown Vagabonder Around & around we all went over government communication on private email in fear of lurkin sleepers. Seems classified info wasn’t for their peepers. Many in da administration do it minus a violent Assaulter Now playin a con artist like their sperm donation world depleter. Soon enough he’ll be head over heels because of a major decleater. Dude is a major over eater.

Every step of da way playin da role of Naysayer

Konstantin is still lookin for da come up from his donation commode. He already gave da money & wrote da sappy ode. Went full asshat mode. Meanwhile goin along to get along is da definition of a Komplicitor An idea layin face down on da side of da road. Came after an altercation about fucKKK you & da horse you rode. For them well that doesn’t bode. When it comes 2 cripplin beatdowns, y’all can always have Another

Usurpin his way to importance makes his family eligible to suck on a choad.

Buckle under da weight of a seriously large stolen load. Most of da world wants to see all yer usurious asses more than six feet Under Pissin up a rope hopin to find a way for da trademarked votin machines to write their own code? Into yer major mistake I’ll be more than happy to goad. FucKKK

Pepe cause you’re no frog actin like a toad, Ponder As soon as da ax falls they’ll act like no one knew da dangers of their woad.

They’ll be on Fox & Friends to discuss their woes. To pay some restitution, someone cuts off some of their toes. To him there’s no Appealer

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Rhyme #9

Backin a monarch that kills dissenters is absurd. Journalist lives matter despite what you heard. Givin da benefit of da doubt for gas prices doesn’t cover da crime that occurred. It’s a carte blanche to Brutalize Under da circumstances, freedom of da press isn’t an even exchange in da coverup endured. Da Iran deal made gas prices plummet & was terminated in a blur. More supply than demand = price drops to Utilize Yet da macroeconomics failure that doesn’t understand markets wants da final word. Miles from experts with no expertise referred. Record US budget deficits incurred. Nothin but an economic crash to Yocalize Goin with a moron’s point of view means those masses should be deferred. All around da country people flip this conman da bird. On a series of bad ideas many unsuspecting people were lured. Only 2 Generalize All along da path in this con da worst family tried to come across demure. Da problem could be solved by a series of cracked femurs. Throw em into da furnace of a ship steamer. Bad people destroy bonds of Allies Somewhere there is a sweatshop for ugly fashions being made by labor exploitation in East Timor. Life of bad diet choices means they stopped feedin with Seymour. Little administration of horrors is no Surprise Nowhere are they civically minded as their insatiable greed wants more, more, more. Horrible people that stop by & residents won’t answer da door. Mental midgets are nothin but a bigly bore. Easy to Neutralize Misogynistic interactions show da interloper as da only real whore. Interactions

& basic communication with these dimwits is an undesirable chore. Perfect time for da hirin a robot replacement to Mechanize

Until they’re willin to address da elephant in da room, they’re da dumbest animals in da herd. Imagine this, they’re dumber than Mr. Hankey a Christmas turd. From a forward progress his fat fingers Unties Retrospectively he’d never sit down to eat weigh & curds. Sayin cottage cheese would mean he’s suckin up to da disturbed. His voice is da epitome of a wasted

use of reverb. No need for his role to get a Reprise Da path of his disillusionment shows his vision has deferred. Nothin but an old predator lookin for da unsuspectin to be lured. His motive is obvious without frankincense & myrrh. On a mission God Denies Every outtake we’re hopin for him to be run over in da chariot race in Ben Hur.

Da world can’t take a debt volume he’s tryin to incur. Once he’s eaten every lion on earth will sit & purr. Ignorant of free Enterprise Relics of stupidity like him can’t make it a day without throwin slurs. Major chump is a lifelong fan of Aaron Burr. With thin hair y’all know he has a permanent sweater of human fur. On ignorance he Relies

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Rhyme #10

Overtly valuin money in place of humanity is just wrong. Sellin what makes makes us the smartest animal on da planet for a shareholder value song. Might as well head to a future on Mars as life on Earth is Over Usurpin importance in exchange for cash is why we’ll never ever get along.

Democracy by financial statement is da result of a microscopic schlong. Dude is so dumb that on MNF he bet large on da Under

Reachin for uninterested votes he’s all da sudden a proponent of da bong. Some jacktard rendered Cadet Bone Spurs in a paintin leather helmet football strong.

What an absolute waste of time & effort to Render Horatio has long since known this fool has never seen & can’t beat King Kong.

Dude is so racist he thinks every person of Asian descent has a last name of Fong or Wong. Elected with a moronic mission to Hinder Under duress as a result of a separation of powers rulin he’s wantin to hear more from the fan of Silver, Long Dong. His nightmare as head executive ends at da sound of da gong. Out da door of 1600 to Usher

Man is losin a major trade war while cedin ground on da independence of Hong Kong. Even with borrowed money on da stock market he’s goin long. Never gonna make it to lead dog & is a horrid Musher All of this would be significantly easier if his head was used to play ping pong.

Dude is so toxic that everythin he touches must be handled by tongs. His goal is to gain max benefits & pullin us all Asunder

Nowhere ethical or moral does this wide load gasbag belong. Not only has he pissed of the Triad he’s infuriatin da Tong. Got played by North Korea cause he doesn’t know Jong. His failure is a huge Number

Ready to sell anyone out for artifacts Hmong. His shortcomings are huge & ignorance on many prongs. Every time he talks it sounds like off key off pitch singsong. From responsibility he’s a lifelong Runner

Inundated with a philosophy that only he adheres to is policy oblong. Everythin he thinks spurns a collective yawn. Move da ideas along with a cattle prod. His problems start with a directionless Inner

Goin back to da Stone Age according to Gorilla Grod. Major waste of a Gastropod. Failed to be a Gunner

Hidin zero intent of his Nazi fandom including worshippin a fake racist God.

Even Beelzebub knows he’s a covfefe size fraud. He’d lose in a fight with Atlantic cod. He’ll fail in his goal