BattleRhymes Vol. 1 - Dawn of Reckoning

By Armin Mitchell

From Mike Huckabee's attempt to rhyme during the 2016 GOP Presidential Nomination through Inauguration Day 2017. BattleRhymes Vol.1 Rhymes its way through a litany of social, political & ethical issues in an #UpslopeFlow format exploring the environment that made events occur. Contains more rhymes than Shakespeare has sonnets. ™️ They s

• Language: English
• Publisher: Koldbluhded
• Release date: Feb 1, 2017
• ISBN: 9781958956106

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Rhyme 2

God is love and your version of religion is heinous Racism, sexism, ableism & homophobia won't make you famous Talking banal shit like your diarrhea mouth is an anus Hating everyone till it's convenient to try to claim us Judas asks why do you want to betray the populous At the pearly gates, you will be judged poorly, ignoramus.

An ignorant jackleg preacher, with a weak ass rhyme

Too ignorant to convey truth, unwilling to use the time Wasted running your mouth on educating your mind Daft universal bigot, ready to commit a hate crime Evidently Love thy brother like you love thyself Is just a common lie the faithful tell themselves.

Small minded bigoted religion is bad for your health The congregation called, your ignorance isn't stealth Quit asking for money, they're not part of your wealth What happened to feeding the poor and helping the sick Instead of trying to beat them into poverty with a stick Ripping them off, or some other mean juvenile trick.

Try helping or loving them, not hitting them with a brick Of your ignorance, hatred, jealousy or lies Before another innocent suffering person dies Empathy and understanding is not your strong suit That's why your combover fat ass gets the boot Just like Trump you can't tell the fucking truth.

Dred Scott nor separate but equal is the law

Equality and freedom are stuck in your craw

Religious liberty over human rights is your plan Now biased patriarchal religion is a member of the Klan Burning your sacred crossed to spread hate and fear The predilection based rubric of control is abundantly clear.

Yesterday was Sunday fun day

Today is Bienvenido to #MoralMonday.

For someone who hates all nonwhites and anyone female You'll get an apology when you & the Alt-Right go to hell Your possum & beaver toupee still has a funny smell Congrats you found empathy by telling Clinton to get well It's time for your accident, remember to tell everyone you fell In love with David Duke, Pepe the Frog, & hate. That's swell.

Rhyme 3

Mornin. Yep. Yo day might get worse.

Cause #TTST droppin fools in verse.

It's entertaining when Crestron questions my knowledge Since the local tech mgr went to ITT Tech for college Time to play like the Thames and raise the drawbridge You deserve no castle, maybe a used throat lozenge Knowledge, college, drawbridge, lozenge, & Stonehenge.

This over qualified coder is gonna get his & some revenge Fork over the cash and an apology or this assault never ends No use crying to yo acquaintances, colleagues, family or friends Only yo road rashed face, pain and suffering will make amends Revenge, ends, friends, amends, and yo lyin ass only pretends.

You can rest tonight knowing the klan is awake.

How many of their lives will my fuckin AK-47 take?

Switch the clip to a drum, and it's a klanbake Once the bodies fall, the rest will quiver and shake Only bitches wear hoods, cause y'all fuckin fake Shut up while you have the chance, for goodness sake You will die eating your words, this promise to you I make I will piss on yo headstone till yo grave becomes a lake Putting you asunder, like the power of 11 on an earthquake We'll keep it local, each of you will be killed in your home state Leaving the rest of your family to put food on their own damn plate Last season of Empire the plot was tight References to the Bard every Wednesday night

Twists, turns, sunrises and surprises as they seem

It will be interesting to see this season's theme You wonderin why this dude dishing out this lyrical abuse?

Sarcastic Samurai a.k.a Wicked Watcher found his muse.

Thanks for taggin me in the lame ass commuter train picture Put it where your diploma used to be, because it fits ya Things would be different if it was an actual joke Somehow it's always about race white dudes wanna poke I'm not from India, Pakistan or an Indian Ocean bordering stake Born, bred, and raised right here in the good ole United States Full of jokes I see, none good though, but here's one that'll hold ya.

Saw you on eBay bidding on an 2nd hand autographed Abba poster Hope it worked out for ya.

It was shady deal right from the start

The ITT Tech grad played a big part

Talking shit & being a bigot isn't surprising You took a check from me to start moonlighting Isn't it surprising you also failed MH Lighting Crestron wanted me because they weren't exciting Took the Speerfish money under the table At Old Spaghetti Factory Downtown in this fable Your lies and backstabbing left Speerfish disabled P90x ain't shit, I'll punch your face till you bleed from your navel You might survive this beating if you're Cain not Abel You're babbling like you fell out of the Tower of Babel I took you and your family to dinner on my dime twice The YardHouse experience in Lakewood also wasn't nice You should have been fired, but You didn't pay the price Blackballing me instead was a bad roll of your dice Listen Algernon, I'm a man and y'all still some mice Good luck feeding your family on ramen and rice The best part was backing another programmer that was certified He irritated customers to sell his template, left them hangin and lied Fool thought he was going to hustle me and that's a major crime He turned down commercial and residential leads more than two times Once in Boulder and again downtown, all he did was let Hyder down He stole the code from Dorsey & Whitney and left with a frown Claimed to want a partner with whom he would code, fucking clown We could run the market, program and become world renowned Then the bitch though he was an agent and wanted 10% of the fee Say puta, if we're equals then I get the money from the jobs I complete The punk included his wife, talkin shit about not payin me, they were beat He still mad about getting rocked at FunWorld back in the day It's no one's fault, but your own that this vid you cannot play Street Fighter II was the game, I beat his crew ruthlessly using Guile No I'm not attending your wedding, I hung up the phone and smiled Sent him the fuck off email of the century, he left the convo beguiled The moral of the story should you actually want to know Fuck partnering with people, especially two white bros.

The conservation of mass concept is how I'll end this story He folded his company, went back to his old job, all with NO GLORY.

Look at me I almost forgot the final lesson,

Cherry Creek always beats Thomas Jefferson

Of course this shit is amazing and epic do you know Unique to Colorado and it's called the #UpslopeFlow Hell no your ass can't faze me Cause Afro Thunder goin crazy!

Smiley face punches are amazin

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You're in for a rude awakenin

From Cold War to Cyber War

Trillions out the door what's it all for

Sit down, take some time to think

The path we're ALL currently on stinks

Killing people for oil is quite a bore

1,2,3,4 I declare a meme war

Right now the suggestion more than fits

Sharpens your skills, in a battle of wits

During your electronic tear down, that was smooth I made you an honor based promise, I can prove I have ALL your modules, template, and code On any processor I could easily claim the payload Unlike you, I have honor, ethics, & morals on my