Summary of Jenny Lawson's Let's Pretend This Never Happened

By IRB Media

Please note: This is a companion version & not the original book.

#1 Most people have never stood inside a dead animal, unless you count when Luke Skywalker crawled inside a tauntaun to keep from freezing to death in Star Wars. The only thing that seemed strange about the Cosby family's dinner preparations was that no one was covered in blood.

#2 I had to throw up in a deer sweater. It was like I was wearing a deer sweater. I can’t eat any meat that I’ve seen or smelled raw, which my husband complains about all the time.

#3 Most people do not have poisonous tap water in their house. Most people do not get letters from the government telling them not to drink their poisonous tap water because dangerous radon has leaked into their well.

#4 Cisterns are large metal cans that catch rainwater, and most people don’t have them. Some people claim they have a cistern, but then politely add that the word is actually pronounced sister.

• Language: English
• Publisher: IRB Media
• Release date: Apr 15, 2022
• ISBN: 9781669386070

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Insights on Jenny Lawson's Let's Pretend This Never Happened

Contents

Insights from Chapter 1

Insights from Chapter 2

Insights from Chapter 3

Insights from Chapter 4

Insights from Chapter 5

Insights from Chapter 6

Insights from Chapter 7

Insights from Chapter 8

Insights from Chapter 9

Insights from Chapter 10

Insights from Chapter 11

Insights from Chapter 12

Insights from Chapter 13

Insights from Chapter 14

Insights from Chapter 15

Insights from Chapter 16

Insights from Chapter 17

Insights from Chapter 18

Insights from Chapter 19

Insights from Chapter 20

Insights from Chapter 21

Insights from Chapter 22

Insights from Chapter 23

Insights from Chapter 24

Insights from Chapter 25

Insights from Chapter 26

Insights from Chapter 27

Insights from Chapter 28

Insights from Chapter 29

Insights from Chapter 30

Insights from Chapter 31

Insights from Chapter 1

#1

Most people have never stood inside a dead animal, unless you count when Luke Skywalker crawled inside a tauntaun to keep from freezing to death in Star Wars. The only thing that seemed strange about the Cosby family's dinner preparations was that no one was covered in blood.

#2

I had to throw up in a deer sweater. It was like I was wearing a deer sweater. I can’t eat any meat that I’ve seen or smelled raw, which my husband complains about all the time.

#3

Most people do not have poisonous tap water in their house. Most people do not get letters from the government telling them not to drink their poisonous tap water because dangerous radon has leaked into their well.

#4

cisterns are large metal cans that catch rainwater, and most people don’t have them. Some people claim they have a cistern, but then politely add that the word is actually pronounced sister.

#5

Raccoons are very OCD, and they will wash everything they see. They do not, however, smell good because they smell musky and vaguely sour, like one-night stands.

#6

When the raccoons were old enough, we returned them all to the woods, except for one raccoon that we kept as a pet. His name was Rambo, and he’d learned how to turn on the bathroom sink and would wash random things in it all the time.

#7

My dad was a Texas armadillo racing champion. He won a silver armadillo championship ring, which is shaped like an armadillo. We don’t have the gold ring anymore because my father traded it for a Victorian funeral carriage.

#8

Most people don’t have