Joke Your Ex Back

By Blake Alden

Why should you Joke Your Ex Back?

 

You get to hear that annoying laugh that you used to think was cute!

 

You will have so much fun joking that you won't
even care if you don't get the ex back!
 
The best part is the jokes and tips provided can help you get as
many future ex's as you want!
 
Don't grovel and whine to get your ex back! 

 

Just say "I really miss my ex but my aim is getting better!"

 

If they can't take a joke screw em!

 

Breakups suck.

They're painful, you're left reeling for a long time, and sometimes,
you feel like you've lost something that you can never get back. 
Or can you?
By harnessing the power of humor, you can get your ex to stop laughing

at you, and start laughing back to you… Maybe. 
Either way, you might feel a bit better after reading something funny. 
All the techniques in this book have been tried and tested by the author,

so you're in great hands! 
If you're tired of wallowing and are ready to start doing everything you

can to win back your lost love, then this is the book for you. 

• Language: English
• Publisher: Blake Alden
• Release date: Oct 31, 2021
• ISBN: 9798201352103

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Joke Your Ex Back

How to get your ex to laugh back to you and not at you

Blake Alden

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Table of Contents

Introduction

The Benefits of Humor

Chemistry

Chapter 1: Time Out

Why no-contact?

Dumper or Dumpee?

Desperation

Pain and Healing

They Need Space

Lashing Out Emotionally

Out of Sight, Out of Mind?

Further Notes on the No-Contact Period

Unavoidable Contact

Further Information

Chapter 2: Enjoy Life’s Pleasures

How to Turn that Frown Upside-down

Old Hobbies

Go to the Gym

Go on a Trip

Spend Time with Friends

Focus on Work

New Hobbies

Explore your City

How Enjoying Life’s Pleasures Helps You

What Not to Do

Enjoy Life’s Pleasures: Conclusion

Chapter 3: Looking Good, Feeling Good

Fitness

Cosmetics

Clothes

Further Notes on Step 3

Chapter 4: Everyone Hates Homework

Reflect on the Relationship

Understand the Breakup

Who Initiated the Breakup

Interpret your Emotions

Parting Thoughts

Chapter 5: Hard to Get, Not Hard to Want

Initiating Contact

Put Yourself in Their Path

Casually Hang Out With Them

Building Attraction

Conclusion

References

Introduction

I really miss my ex, but my aim is getting better!

Is there anything worse than heartbreak? Probably, but you didn’t buy this book to hear about any of that. You bought this book because you are in pain, because you are reeling from a great loss. Perhaps you wish for someone to reach out through these pages, pat you on the shoulder, and make you feel understood. Well, I hate to break it to you, but maybe you should see a therapist or something, because that type of self-actualization is a pretty tall order for a little book like me. Don’t leave just yet though, because there are other things I can offer you. Cheap gags, for one thing, practical advice for another, and of course, the ultimate feeling of delight and satisfaction that arises when your ex comes crawling back... No guarantees though.

The thing is, this isn’t really an exact science. If you’ve seen any romantic movie ever, then you’ll realize you can’t make someone love you, no matter what. Even the love potions from Harry Potter wore off eventually. What you can do, however, is put your best foot forward and hope that your ex will see what they’re missing. The fact that you’re still reading suggests you think there’s still hope. Maybe you and your ex still flirt. Maybe you still hook up every now and again. Maybe you’re just really deluded, did you ever consider that? In any case, reading a few jokes isn’t going to hurt, and you may find something in here that changes your life.

By the way, I hope this goes without saying, but the advice in this book is intended for ex-boyfriends, girlfriends, and significant others, not for ex-husbands, wives, and spouses. A lifetime of occasionally seeing divorces depicted in popular culture has taught me that those relationships are beyond saving.

The Benefits of Humor

Unless you’re a robot, or Spock, you’ll agree that humor is an overall positive thing. The only thing that feels better than laughing is making someone else laugh. Did you know there are a variety of scientifically proven benefits to humor and laughter?

●  Laughter relaxes your body. Maybe a minor benefit, but more relaxed equals more approachable, so it shouldn’t be discounted.

●  Laughter improves your heart’s health. Not enough to compensate for